The Best Ever Book Of Rams Fan Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468184914
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Rams' Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rams' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rams' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rams' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Rams' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Rams' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Rams' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rams' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rams' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rams' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Rams' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781517217341
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book St. Louis Rams Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about the St. Louis Rams Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite St. Louis Rams fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114232
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Football fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of football fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one football fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many football fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do football fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A football fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Football fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the football fan.The football fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the football fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do football fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Robert Heinz
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781300537502
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Oakland Raiders Joke Book Ever written by Robert Heinz and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Oakland Raiders Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Broncos, Patriots, 49ers and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in the O.co Coliseum or by Raiders fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Raiders

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484936481
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Rams' Fans written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Rams' Fans is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Rams' Fans appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Rams' Fan knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Rams' Fan, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Rams' Fans. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468184884
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of 49ers' Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of 49ers' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of 49ers' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of 49ers' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one 49ers' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many 49ers' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do 49ers' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a 49ers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The 49ers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the 49ers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do 49ers' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Tim Hinchcliff
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 9781304654533
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

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Download or read book We Love the Oakland Raiders - Jokes about Our Rivals written by Tim Hinchcliff and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-11-25 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Love the Oakland Raiders, this book includes the funniest Laugh Out Loud jokes about football and our rivals. The perfect gift for Raiders fans.

Author : Dennis Jackson
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 9781304671356
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book We Love the Baltimore Ravens - Jokes about Our Rivals written by Dennis Jackson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-11-30 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Love the Baltimore Ravens, this book includes the funniest Laugh Out Loud jokes about football and our rivals. The perfect gift for Ravens fans.

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781508605263
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ohio State Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-02-23 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about Ohio State Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Ohio State fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Author : Dustin Wright
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 9781304654816
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book We Love the San Francisco 49ers - Jokes about Our Rivals written by Dustin Wright and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-11-25 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Love the San Francisco 49ers, this book includes the funniest Laugh Out Loud jokes about football and our rivals. The perfect gift for 49ers fans.