The Best Ever Book Of Leicester City Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585505
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Leicester City Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Leicester City Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Leicester City Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Leicester City Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Leicester City Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Leicester City Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Leicester City Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Leicester City Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Leicester City Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Leicester City Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Leicester City Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher : Trafalgar Square Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780006379621
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Trafalgar Square Publishing. This book was released on 1996-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this joke book contains all you ever needed to know about the trials, tribulations and hilarities of football.

Author : Harry Harris
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1683580230
Total Pages : 566 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Leicester City: The Immortals written by Harry Harris and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 566 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Immortals is the fairy-tale account of Leicester City, who rose from the very bottom of the English Premier League—the world’s toughest soccer league—to triumph against all odds (5,000–1) and finish as champions. Ending up in League One (third level) for the first time in 2008–09, the team stormed through the season to win the league and was promoted back up to the League Championship (second league). After four seasons as a middle-of-the-pack team, Leicester won the league in 2013–14, being promoted to the EPL for the first time in a decade. After a strong start the following season, the team quickly faded and looked to be facing relegation. But after winning seven out of their last nine games, they avoided the demotion and finished in fourteenth place. Under the calm and wise management of Claudio Ranieri—who was named as manager to start the 2015–16 season—the East Midlands club stunned football supporters by winning despite not having a recognizable superstar on the team. With massive team spirit and a never-say-die attitude, the team kept Tottenham, Arsenal, and Manchester City at bay to secure their first ever Premier League trophy in their 132-year history. In the process, journeyman players such as Jamie Vardy, Riyad Mahrez, N’Golo Kante, and Kasper Schmeichel became household names and added to the team’s growing lore. Written by legendary soccer writer Harry Harris, with seventy-six books to his name, The Immortals is a must-read for all fans of the sport, as well as those who adopted Leicester City and the Foxes during their dramatic run.

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781517759704
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.06/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Manchester City F.c. Football Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DescriptionA funny joke book about the MANCHESTER CITY F.C. Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite MANCHESTER CITY F.C. fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.Authors BiographyThis book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781517658946
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Celtic F.C. Football Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description A funny joke book about the CELTIC F.C. Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite CELTIC F.C. fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends. Authors Biography This book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

Author : Peter Shilton
Publisher : Ad Lib Publishers Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1913543633
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Saved written by Peter Shilton and published by Ad Lib Publishers Ltd. This book was released on 2021-09-16 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a trophy-laden and record-setting club and international career, England’s greatest ever goalkeeper, Peter Shilton, could rightly look forward to an equally successful post-playing career. But a gambling habit forged in his playing days soon spiralled into a gambling addiction: a silent, self-destructive and ruinous obsession that destroyed relationships, his mental health and very nearly himself. With the love and support of his wife Steph, he was able to face up to his addiction, find hope for the future and overcome his 45-year secret and turn his life around. Peter and Steph – who has over 20 years’ experience working in the NHS – now campaign to raise awareness of this, and other destructive addictions, helping both addicts and their partners weather the long and arduous journey back to recovery. Their charity ‘Gambling with Lives’ works with both the government and FA to tackle the tragic rate of suicide associated with gambling addiction, and campaigns to bring in stricter advertising controls. Steph and Peter bravely tell both sides of their journey with a direct honesty and an empathy born of real-life experience, offering advice and hope to not only to those effected by gambling, but sufferers of other chronic addictions. They also shine a light on football’s obsession with gambling, taking millions of pounds from the gambling sites and bookies who sponsor the game, while neglecting to support both the players and fans who fall prey to addiction. This is the ultimately uplifting story of how he was saved – by Steph’s love and support, and his own strength and determination.

Author : Ginny Deals
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0007387407
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.03/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sleepover Girls Go Wild! (The Sleepover Club, Book 40) written by Ginny Deals and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2012-06-28 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join the Sleepover Club: Frankie, Kenny, Felicity, Rosie and Lyndsey, five girls who want to have fun – but who always end up in mischief!

Author : S. Lockyer
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 0230236774
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Beyond a Joke written by S. Lockyer and published by Springer. This book was released on 2005-11-01 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour is pervasive in contemporary culture, and is generally celebrated as a public good. Yet there are times when it is felt to produce intolerance, misunderstanding or even hatred. This book brings together, for the first time, contributions that consider the ethics as well as the aesthetics of humour. The book focuses on the abuses and limits of humour, some of which excite considerable social tension and controversy. Beyond a Joke is an exciting intervention, full of challenging questions and issues.

Author : Robbie Savage
Publisher : Constable
ISBN 13 : 1472123182
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.83/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'll Tell You What... written by Robbie Savage and published by Constable. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A brilliant take on the modern game - Robbie tells it like it is' Rio Ferdinand Robbie Savage is one of Britain's most recognisable football pundits. Incisive, forthright and bold, Savage never holds back where the beautiful game is concerned. No Premier League footballer has ever divided opinion quite like Robbie Savage. Mr Marmite, as he was often known (among other things), rampaged his way through almost 350 games in the Premier League and along the way picked up more yellow cards than Gary Lineker has crisps and more enemies than Joey Barton and Neil Warnock put together. In his explosive new book, I'll Tell You What..., Savage lifts the lid on all aspects of the modern game. Managers, players, the Premiership, the European game, the FA Cup, kids' football, and pushy football parents are just a few of the topics that Savage takes on in his inimitable provocative style. Robbie tells us why: * Brian Clough, not Sir Alex Ferguson, is the best Manager the world has ever known · * As a player, he would have complimented any one of Jose Mourinho's teams · · * Vanity should not be confused with 'Good Grooming' · * You simply can't knock on Mark Hughes' door and invite him for a game of golf - even if he invites you · * Drinking wine does not win you football matches · Coaching badges are ridiculous · * He could never become a manager. Or could he? · * Football is easy · * Good manners should come before diamond earrings · * The League Cup has the edge over the FA Cup Robbie Savage's straight-talking common sense is only the start of it. I'll Tell You What is a modern-day guide to life, and should be read by anyone who has an interest in anything at all, especially football. Few may actually agree with him, but everyone listens.

Author : Jonathan Northcroft
Publisher : Nation Books
ISBN 13 : 1568589832
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fearless written by Jonathan Northcroft and published by Nation Books. This book was released on 2016-11-22 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The odds of the Foxes winning the Premier League at the start of the season were the same as the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster being proven to exist, Christmas being the warmest day of the year in England or Barack Obama playing cricket for England after he left the Oval Office.” —ESPN On March 21, 2015, Leicester City lost their sixth game in eight matches. Without a victory for two months, they were rock bottom of the English Premier League, heading for certain relegation to the lower division, and about to miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime financial bonanza of TV money and opportunity. As usual, London and Manchester would clean up, the rich would get richer, and the hopes of the small, overlooked, multicultural city would sink. But Leicester started to win. They stayed up; and in the new season they kept on winning. Favorites for relegation, rank outsiders as potential champions (their 5000—1 odds were the longest in the world for any major sporting event), their entire squad had been assembled for less than the cost of a single player for Manchester City. Still, they beat Manchester City and Liverpool, Tottenham and Chelsea: the most incredible cast of written-offs, grafters, misfits, and journeymen came together for the season of their lives. This is the story every underdog dreams of, every small town with a much larger, more affluent neighbor hopes for, and a triumph that defies logic and expectation.