The Best Ever Book Of Leeds United Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585512
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Leeds United Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Leeds United Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Leeds United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Leeds United Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Leeds United Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Leeds United Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Leeds United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Leeds United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Leeds United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Leeds United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Leeds United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478331582
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Manchester United jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Manchester United joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Manchester United Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Manchester United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Manchester United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Manchester United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Manchester United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Manchester United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369042
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478331476
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of West Ham United jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one West Ham United joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many West Ham United Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do West Ham United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a West Ham United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The West Ham United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the West Ham United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do West Ham United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585406
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Soccer Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Soccer Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Soccer Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Soccer Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Soccer Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Soccer Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Soccer Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478368960
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Hawks Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hawks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hawks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Hawks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Hawks' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Hawks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Hawks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Hawks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Hawks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Hawks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Hawks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press Limited
ISBN 13 : 1787612791
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478368854
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Lakers Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Lakers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lakers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Lakers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Lakers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Lakers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Lakers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Lakers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Lakers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Lakers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Lakers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1407029541
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Funny Shaped Balls written by Jonathan Swan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-08-31 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,000 sporting funnies from every sport: football, rugby, cricket, golf, boxing, snooker and beyond... Two men fishing on a river bank in a canal in London on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or TV. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says, 'Spurs have lost again.' The other man is astonished and says, 'How on earth do you know that?' The other man replies, 'It's quarter to five.' After the success of the George Foreman grill, Audley Harrison is launching his own toaster. The problem is it can only do four rounds. What does Steve Harmison put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A bat

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114188
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Soccer fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Soccer Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of soccer fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one soccer fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many soccer fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do soccer fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A soccer fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Soccer fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the soccer fan.The soccer fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the soccer fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do soccer fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.