The Best Ever Book Of Lakers Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478368854
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Lakers Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Lakers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lakers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Lakers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Lakers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Lakers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Lakers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Lakers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Lakers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Lakers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Lakers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Dennis Berkamp
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304120977
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Los Angeles Lakers Joke Book Ever written by Dennis Berkamp and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Los Angeles Lakers Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Lakers

Author : Steve Springer
Publisher : Triumph Books
ISBN 13 : 1617495840
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 100 Things Lakers Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die written by Steve Springer and published by Triumph Books. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ultimate resource guide for true fans of the Los Angeles Lakers. Most fans have taken in a game or two at the Staples Center, have seen highlights of a young Magic Johnson, and remember the epic battles with the Celtics in the 1980s. But only real fans know how the Lakers acquired Hot Rod Hundley, which hobby fascinated both Chick Hearn and Elgin Baylor, or the best place to grab a bite in Los Angeles before the game. Every essential piece of Lakers knowledge and trivia, as well as must-do activities, is ranked from 1 to 100, providing an entertaining and easy-to-follow checklist for those on their way to Laker fan superstardom.

Author : Bill Simmons
Publisher : ESPN
ISBN 13 : 0345520106
Total Pages : 754 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Book of Basketball written by Bill Simmons and published by ESPN. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The NBA according to The Sports Guy—now updated with fresh takes on LeBron, the Celtics, and more! Foreword by Malcom Gladwell • “The work of a true fan . . . it might just represent the next phase of sports commentary.”—The Atlantic Bill Simmons, the wildly opinionated and thoroughly entertaining basketball addict known to millions as ESPN’s The Sports Guy, has written the definitive book on the past, present, and future of the NBA. From the age-old question of who actually won the rivalry between Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain to the one about which team was truly the best of all time, Simmons opens—and then closes, once and for all—every major pro basketball debate. Then he takes it further by completely reevaluating not only how NBA Hall of Fame inductees should be chosen but how the institution must be reshaped from the ground up, the result being the Pyramid: Simmons’s one-of-a-kind five-level shrine to the ninety-six greatest players in the history of pro basketball. And ultimately he takes fans to the heart of it all, as he uses a conversation with one NBA great to uncover that coveted thing: The Secret of Basketball. Comprehensive, authoritative, controversial, hilarious, and impossible to put down (even for Celtic-haters), The Book of Basketball offers every hardwood fan a courtside seat beside the game’s finest, funniest, and fiercest chronicler.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114386
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Basketball Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Basketball fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Basketball Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of basketball fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one basketball fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many basketball fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do basketball fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A basketball fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Basketball fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the basketball fan.The basketball fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the basketball fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do basketball fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : B. A. Hoena
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1496550919
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sports Illustrated Kids Basketball Jokes written by B. A. Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sports Illustrated Kids presents an all-star collection of basketball jokes, riddles, and memes! With slam-dunk one-liners like "Why do babies make good basketball players? Because they're so good at dribbling!" This colorful, illustrated joke book will have basketball fans rolling in the stadium aisles.

Author : Simon Grubbs
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304120984
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Los Angeles Clippers Joke Book Ever written by Simon Grubbs and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Los Angeles Clippers Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Clippers

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369042
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369066
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Knicks Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Knicks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Knicks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Knicks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Knicks' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Knicks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Knicks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Knicks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Knicks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Knicks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Knicks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Ian Carroll
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978469990
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Los Angeles Lakers written by Ian Carroll and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-19 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ****PRANK BOOK**** - The ULTIMATE 'Secret Santa' gift, for the avid Basketball fan. The book contains absolutely nothing, just the title on each page throughout the 130 pages! The book is blank and sold as a joke for people who dislike the team or a joke to play on people who absolutely love and adore their team - would make an ideal Christmas Present and is available for many, many Basketball teams. Just wait until they open their present to find a book on their favourite or least favourite Basketball team! Watch them look annoyed or laughing with joy as they flick through the quality blank pages!! The book would be ideal to use as a notebook and will amuse and thrill your family and friends!!