The Best Ever Book Of Farmer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609521
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Farmer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Farmer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Farmer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Farmers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Farmer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Farmer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Farmer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Farmers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : John Terry
Publisher : Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 191215837X
Total Pages : 171 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes written by John Terry and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-01 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]

Author : Sean Connolly
Publisher : Arcturus Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1838578641
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.

Author : Sean Connolly
Publisher : The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1615336540
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.48/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2013-01-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The farm becomes a hysterical place to be as readers continue turning the pages of this joke book. Short and simple jokes will keep any reader laughing from cover to cover. This is a great addition to any comedian’s library.

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781794551855
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Farmers written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for farmer jokes and funny farming jokes you've certainly come to the right place. You are going to have lots of fun with this hilarious farmers joke book. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to be a farmer and work the hours that you do and you will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of these farming jokes and puns. This book is brand new for 2019, and you will find many farming jokes and puns you have not "herd" before. This bumper collection of the very best farmers jokes and puns would make a great gift for any young farmer or old framer you know who enjoys a laugh.. The book will have you laughing all the way home.

Author : Patrick E. King
Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9780808567165
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Down on the Funny Farm written by Patrick E. King and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1986 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A farmer thinks he is getting a bargain when he buys a farm for one dollar, until he finds that all the animals are mixed up about what they are supposed to do.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477661369
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chemical Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chemical Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chemical Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chemical Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chemical Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chemical Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chemical Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chemical Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Sean Connolly
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781615336555
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1404863699
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funny Farm written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about animals.

Author : Charles Keller
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402723735
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Best Joke Book Ever written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Watch out--more than 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons are about to attack your funny bone--and you won't be able to stop giggling! Who could resist these?Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again.Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. First friend: They say you become what you eat.Second friend: Let's order something rich. Doctor, I feel funny today--what should I do?Become a comedian. These jokes are sure to be tops with class clowns everywhere.