Teachers Jokes Quotes And Anecdotes

Author : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449459870
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teachers written by Andrews McMeel Publishing and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2014-05-13 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspirational and just plain fun, the words of celebrities, scholars, and comedians, coupled with the insight of students young and old, reveal teaching to be among the noblest of professions. Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes is a reminder of the importance of teachers - and the tough job they have in training young minds . . . while keeping their wits about them.

Author : Daily Staff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780836208832
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teachers: Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes written by Daily Staff and published by . This book was released on 1999-08-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Todd Harris Goldman
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740714030
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teachers written by Todd Harris Goldman and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2001-03-08 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teachers are some of the most beloved people in the world. That's only one of the reasons why it's so easy to make fun of them. The witty, amusing, and heartwarming tidbits collected here will charm educators and their fans alike. For instance, when asked to give definitions of clouds, a classroom of elementary students provided such definitions as "Rain is saved up in cloud banks," "Clouds are high-flying fogs," and "I'm not sure how clouds get formed, but the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."This book is a natural gift for our children's favorite teachers.

Author : Aaron Remus
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Teacher Joke Book written by Aaron Remus and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-05-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Teacher Joke Book is a collection of 200 hilarious jokes guaranteed to make any teacher laugh out loud. This book is perfect for anyone who has ever spent time in a classroom, whether as a student, teacher, or parent. The jokes in this book cover a wide range of topics, from the trials and tribulations of teaching to the joys of classroom humor. Whether you're a veteran teacher with decades of experience or a newbie just starting, you'll find plenty of laughs on these pages. One of the great things about this book is that the jokes are suitable for all ages. While some of the humor may be more sophisticated, there are plenty of tricks that will be appreciated by younger readers as well. This makes it an excellent gift for teachers of all ages and experience levels. One of the standout features of this book is its organization. The jokes are arranged by topic, making it easy to find the proper mark for any occasion. There are sections on classroom management, student behavior, testing, grading, and more. You'll find it here whether you're looking for a quick laugh during a staff meeting or a longer anecdote to share with your students. Of course, the real heart of this book is the jokes themselves. Here are just a few examples to give you a taste of what's inside: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright! What did the math teacher say when she got a new calculator? "Wow, this adds up!" Why did the English teacher bring a ladder to class? To teach her students about the heights of literature! How do you get a group of teachers to smile for a photo? Just say, "class cheese!" These are just a few examples of the clever wordplay and hilarious scenarios in The Ultimate Teacher Joke Book. Whether looking for a quick laugh during a break between classes or a more extended anecdote to share with your colleagues, this book has everything you need to keep your sense of humor intact.

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Publisher : Gramercy
ISBN 13 : 9780517228180
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teacherlaughs written by and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 2006 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TeacherLaughsis filled with hilarious and witty anecdotes about teaching and learning from the preschool classroom to the college lecture hall. These selections from comedians and notable personalities including Milton Berle, Ellen Degeneres, and Robin Williams, as well as less well-known teachers and students, tackle subjects like forgotten homework, students who misbehave, and the dreaded parent-teacher conference. Award-winning professional speaker and therapeutic humor expert “Mr. Jollytologist” Allen Klein has carefully selected these lighthearted quips, quotes, and anecdotes to keep teachers, parents, and students laughing through it all. This wonderful volume will help teachers maintain patience, compassion, and, most important, a sense of humor, day in and day out, through rewarding moments and less rewarding ones, from homeroom until the dismissal bell. College professor–someone who talks in other people’s sleep. Bergen Evans Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. Mark Twain

Author : Shejan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781679838491
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Funny Things My Students Said written by Shejan and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Journal for teachers to write down all the cute, funny, crazy, adorable and witty things their students say. This journal is well designed with places to write the date, what your student said as well as the student's name so you can remember who said what when. Never forget the memories made in your classroom. These quotes will be treasured for years to come. This journal makes a memorable and useful gift for any teacher, especially those who teach preschool, kindergarten and early grades. This makes a unique and meaningful teacher appreciation gift, holiday or Christmas gift, end of the year school gift or thank you gift for teachers. Features: 6X9 Inches 100 Pages Matte Finished Black and White Interior Space to write down students particulars

Author : Brad Johnson
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1000353818
Total Pages : 206 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dear Teacher written by Brad Johnson and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2021-03-17 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear teacher, you are appreciated! This inspirational book, written by motivational speakers Brad Johnson and Hal Bowman, provides daily encouragement to thank you for all that you do in the classroom and beyond. Johnson and Bowman offer quotes and powerful stories for 100 days of the school year, highlighting topics such as celebrating small successes, bringing out the best in your students, knowing your worth, and being all in. The book is perfect for teachers of all grade levels, and for principals to buy their teachers for schoolwide morale, to keep teachers feeling their best. The uplifting advice will remind you why you’ve chosen this profession and the impact you have on others!

Author : Om Yasmeen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781539626268
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Students' Quotes written by Om Yasmeen and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a teacher? Or do you know someone who is? Then you must get this book! Classrooms are the inexhaustible source of humor and teachers experience this on a daily basis. Students are often cracking teachers up by the sweet, silly and sometimes shocking things they do or say. "Wish I would have wrote down some of the things my students say to me! They sure are hilarious!" - said a teacher on an online forum where teachers were discussing the cutest and funniest things students ever said to them. Make the time to write down the best quotes from your students you overhear in the classroom, throughout the school year, to make sure you never forget them. Imagine, how funny it will be to read them again at future school reunions! You might want to publish them one day and become a best selling author, like the Italian teacher Marcello d'Orta did. This little book will help you to record and organize your students' quotes. Buy it now!

Author : Shejan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781679838330
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Funny Things My Student Said Journal written by Shejan and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Journal for teachers to write down all the cute, funny, crazy, adorable and witty things their students say. This journal is well designed with places to write the date, what your student said as well as the student's name so you can remember who said what when. Never forget the memories made in your classroom. These quotes will be treasured for years to come. This journal makes a memorable and useful gift for any teacher, especially those who teach preschool, kindergarten and early grades. This makes a unique and meaningful teacher appreciation gift, holiday or Christmas gift, end of the year school gift or thank you gift for teachers. Features: 6X9 Inches 100 Pages Matte Finished Black and White Interior Space to write down students particulars

Author : Cerise Scholes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781690000808
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.05/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Am The Teacher written by Cerise Scholes and published by . This book was released on 2019-09 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook journal with blank lines is a fantastic teacher journal and a unique teacher gifts idea! This funny and unique teacher journal is ideal as a Christmas gift for teachers, Valetines gift for teachers, as a good end of year teacher gift, and is generally the perfect gift for teachers! Key features of this unique teacher journal: Unique funny teacher journal quote cover design Perfect gift for teachers for many occasions including Christmas, end of school year, Valentine's day, Halloween, and more This teacher journal can be the best end of year end teacher gift, as a thank you teacher gift idea, or as a nice gift for teachers day Any teacher with a sense of humor will appreciate this funny teacher journal cover This teacher journal can also be a gift for teacher leaving school or as an end of year gift ideas from students Contains 100 lined pages Printed on high-quality white interior pages Matte-finish cover 6 inches by 9 inches or 15.24 cm by 22.86 cm journal notebook size Grab your copy now!