Stupid Celebrities

Author : Kathryn Petras
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0307498492
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Unusually Stupid Celebrities written by Kathryn Petras and published by Villard. This book was released on 2009-04-22 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars’ every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their pedestals–and prove it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to become famous. Cases in point: • Courtney Love misses an important court date relating to “possession of a controlled substance” because she can’t find a professional bodyguard at the last minute. • Mariah Carey’s entourage includes a skirt-from-touching-floor specialist, a towel hand-off person, and a professional drink holder/lifter. • Savvy traveler Paris Hilton concludes that all of Europe is, “like, French.” • Mensa candidate and rocker Tommy Lee is pretty sure that Winston Churchill was president during the Civil War, that the numeric equivalent of pi is “the two-equals-MC-squared thing,” and that an isosceles triangle is “somewhere in Bermuda.” Feuds, faith, family, money, sex, tantrums, travel–no star-studded stone is left unturned. Filled with jaw-dropping anecdotes, quirky quotes, and special stupid-celebrity awards, Unusually Stupid Celebrities provides a red-faced glimpse of the red carpet.

Author : Ross Petras
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780836268379
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stupid Celebrities written by Ross Petras and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers insensitive, nonsensical, and egotistical comments from actors, actresses, businessmen, singers, broadcasters, and athletes.

Author : Moaml Mohmmed
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781687192561
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stop Making Stupid People Famous written by Moaml Mohmmed and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-18 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stop making stupid people famousFame is too often awarded to anyone who happened to appeal to the masses at a certain point in time, And these masses are largely idiots incapable of distinguishing talent from reputation. The people who acquire fame generally reflect the tastes (or lack thereof) of these very simple, Very basic people. . . And they themselves are hardly qualified to evaluate the importance of these people and their defining characteristics. At times, Simply having knowledge of the existence and details of these famous people is enough to make these feel accomplished. . . As opposed to actually accomplishing something worthy of their time. I suppose this could be a form of vicarious living, And if it is, It's one of the crudest forms.In conclusion, You have every right to believe that someone famous is better than yourself, Even if it's simply because they are famous. But to believe that they are better than everyone who isn't famous is a display of ignorance, And I will ask you to kindly go fuck yourself for it;)

Author : Bob Fenster
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449441424
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book They Did What!? written by Bob Fenster and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether they're actors or singers, politicians or statesmen, famous folks have no choice but to stand squinting in the limelight as their odd and offbeat exploits become fodder for scrutiny. Author Bob Fenster has captured all their hilarious, behind-the-scenes antics in They Did What!? Consider, for example: The Beach Boys originally wanted to call their group the Pendletons, so they could get free shirts from the Oregon clothing manufacturer; At her wedding, movie star Lana Turner had "I love you" spelled out in pimentos in the sides of baked hams; Before they hit it big in the movies, Angelina Jolie studied to be a funeral director and Sean Connery polished coffins. Filled with hundreds of fascinating escapades and interesting idiosyncrasies, They Did What!? also looks at issues associated with fame, such as "Why do famous people marry other famous people?" and includes tongue-in-cheek lessons we can learn from celebrities, like "How to become famous and still get into heaven."

Author : Andy Martello
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780997045611
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Andy Martello's Stupid Stories about Famous People written by Andy Martello and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever worked with anyone famous? Andy Martello has heard this question over a thousand times. Martello is the self-proclaimed most famous non-famous person in the world. In an entertainment career spanning well over 30 years, he has had the opportunity to meet and work with some of the biggest names in television, movies, sports, politics, and music. Stupid Stories About Famous People details the ridiculous things he has said or done when interacting with the world's biggest celebrities and offers humorous, heartfelt anecdotes of what brought him, a struggling entertainer, face-to-face with these entertainment icons. What would you say if you met Audrey Hepburn, Michael Jordan, or Ted Kennedy? How would you handle having lunch with Tony Curtis? What would you do if you suddenly had to sing the blues with Buddy Guy? These are Andy Martello's Stupid Stories About Famous People.

Author : Mark Tapson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781886442887
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The 20 Dumbest Hollywood Hatemongers written by Mark Tapson and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594748128
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Douchebag written by and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2014-12-30 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” And many, many more.

Author : Dave WALLACE
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781520973517
Total Pages : 77 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Most Stupidest Names on Earth written by Dave WALLACE and published by . This book was released on 2017-04 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you been wondering what some parents are smoking lately? Whatever they are smoking has inspired them to come up with the weirdest names ever to be inked on any birth certificate. Some are just purely genius because It takes only an inspired genius to come up with a name like Oink. You know Oink is synonymous to Pigs and pigs are fat! What a way to tell someone to his face...rude parents! This book is also two edged as it contains list of proper names and meanings to keep good intentioned guys from erroneously choosing a stupid name especially when it sounds so good! Thanks to Dave Wallace a typical American writer mixing a bit of humor with onomastics (the study of names and their origin including personal names, surnames and nicknames) to redefine sanity. And should by any chance you belong to the club of the weird radicals then this may be a perfect compilation to draw inspiration from!

Author : Barb Karg
Publisher : Adams Media
ISBN 13 : 9781598695953
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Stupidest Celebrities written by Barb Karg and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Julian Baggini
Publisher : Granta Books
ISBN 13 : 1847080839
Total Pages : 249 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Do They Think You're Stupid? written by Julian Baggini and published by Granta Books. This book was released on 2010 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Banish bad arguments and woolly rhetoric! More addictive mental workouts from the author of the best-selling The Pig That Wants To Be Eaten. (Originally published as The Duck That Won the Lottery.)