Revenge Of The Teachers Pet

Author : Darrin Doyle
Publisher : LSU Press
ISBN 13 : 0807134996
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Revenge of the Teacher's Pet written by Darrin Doyle and published by LSU Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifty-year-old science teacher Dale Portwit believes that the peak of his life has come and gone. A failed suicide, a food fetishist, so isolated that the Best Man at his wedding is a framed photograph of his former mailman, Mr. Portwit resolves to live entirely for the moment, to speak his mind at each turn no matter what the consequences. He sets his sights upon Mary Ann Tucker, Elkhart Elementary's plump, accommodating third-grade teacher. Their whirlwind courtship leads to wedding bands, a house in the suburbs, and an indulgent sex life -- so why aren't they happy? Perhaps a little revenge is just what this marriage needs. Decidedly odd, yet also oddly moving, Revenge of the Teacher's Pet is a skillful mix of comedy, poignancy, love, memory, obesity, top-ten lists, fish, and murder.

Author : Darrin Doyle
Publisher : LSU Press
ISBN 13 : 0807145025
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Revenge of the Teacher's Pet written by Darrin Doyle and published by LSU Press. This book was released on 2009-04-01 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifty-year-old science teacher Dale Portwit believes that the peak of his life has come and gone. A failed suicide, a food fetishist, so isolated that the Best Man at his wedding is a framed photograph of his former mailman, Mr. Portwit resolves to live entirely for the moment, to speak his mind at each turn no matter what the consequences. He sets his sights upon Mary Ann Tucker, Elkhart Elementary's plump, accommodating third-grade teacher. Their whirlwind courtship leads to wedding bands, a house in the suburbs, and an indulgent sex life -- so why aren't they happy? Perhaps a little revenge is just what this marriage needs. Decidedly odd, yet also oddly moving, Revenge of the Teacher's Pet is a skillful mix of comedy, poignancy, love, memory, obesity, top-ten lists, fish, and murder.

Author : Jennifer Ziegler
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338091255
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Revenge of the Teacher's Pets written by Jennifer Ziegler and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Brewster Triplets are back to school -- and up to new hijinks -- in this hilarious new story from Jennifer Ziegler! The Brewster triplets have this whole school year figured out. They'll share notes and books and help plan their big sister's wedding, and they're all going to be on color guard. Smooth sailing through the seventh grade.Only nothing goes right. They're accidentally on cheer squad, of all things. And the sisters are split into different classes--which Darby is failing because of her terrible participation grade. Meanwhile, Delaney really likes cheerleading and doesn't want just go along with what Dawn wants this time, especially on her cheering crusade. Can the triplets take turns pretending to be Darby, plan a shower for their beloved big sister, and stay out of the trouble Dawn keeps getting them into? And more importantly, can they do it without being split up for good? Three times the teacher's pets means three times the school shenanigans in this fun Brewster Triplets romp from Jennifer Ziegler.

Author : Mike Peters
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780812549355
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.5X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Grimmy: Revenge of the Fireplugs written by Mike Peters and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2001-02-15 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grimmy is back! And he's funnier than ever in this brand-new collection from Pulitzer Prize winner Mike Peters. Grimmy is the wisecracking, opinionated, cat-terrorizing, postman-chasing, freeloading bon vivant who brings delighted smiles to the faces of his millions of adoring fans in the enormously popular cartoon strip Mother Goose and Grimm.

Author : Jan Lawrence
Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9780613120340
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Revenge of the Substitute Teacher written by Jan Lawrence and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1998-09-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeff and his friends are delighted when their strict teacher, Mr. Manlin, is replaced with a string of gullible substitutes. They can't believe their luck -- until Ms. Wilder shows up!

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ISBN 13 : 9780780707009
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Kill the Teacher's Pet written by and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Cheryl Peck
Publisher : 5 Spot
ISBN 13 : 0446507091
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Revenge of the Paste Eaters written by Cheryl Peck and published by 5 Spot. This book was released on 2007-07-31 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of Fat Girls and Lawn Chairsis back with a funny and poignant new collection of personal stories about growing up a misfit. A collection of stories for anyone who shuddered at the idea of senior prom, Revenge of the Paste Eaters is about the way the experiences of childhood stay with us and shape us into adults. Cheryl Peck applies her signature wit to more personal stories and reflections-about hurting people and getting hurt, about discovering who you are and who you want to be, about feeling "not good enough," and about being bigger-physically and mentally-than many of the people surrounding you. This is a wickedly funny view of what it's like to be a middle-aged woman in middle-America, and what really happened to the kids who were different.

Author : Andrew Neiderman
Publisher : Zebra Books
ISBN 13 : 9780821719275
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teacher's Pet written by Andrew Neiderman and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 1986-11-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adam Lucy tutors the children in a small town and uses his influence on them to force them to kill

Author : Jordan Silver
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781086565218
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teacher's Pet written by Jordan Silver and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-31 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes the forbidden can be too hard to resist. Even for someone like me...I never would've imagined that I could be that person. I've read the stories, and seen the fallout. And yet here I am, befallen by the same fate as those who tried and failed before me.But has anyone ever felt this way about the forbidden lover?Sure he was of age, but would the world even care, or will they, if found out, just see the teacher and the student....She might be the teacher in class, but there's no doubt who takes the lead in our bed.I know she's worried about us being caught, so I'll do everything in my power to protect her, to keep anyone from knowing what we've come to mean to each other. But we've come too far to turn back. No matter what, no matter the risk, I won't let her go.

Author : Dav Pilkey
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338615181
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #10) written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George and Harold have to figure out how to fix history in the tenth book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold have been turned into evil zombie nerds doomed to roam a devastated, postapocalyptic planet for all eternity! Unfortunately, the boys can't count on Captain Underpants for help because Tippy Tinkletrousers and his time-traveling hijinks prevented George and Harold from creating him in the first place! With Tippy having changed the course of human history forever, George and Harold will have to figure out a way to change it back!