Really Stupid Stories For Really Smart Kids

Author : Alan Katz
Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 0762496223
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.28/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids written by Alan Katz and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh along with this big-hearted collection of ridiculous stories and playful puns -- perfect for fans of Rob Elliott and Jon Scieska. A collection of twenty outrageously funny short stories for younger middle grade readers, Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids is full of puns, "bad" jokes, and tall tales that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From "snowpeople" falling from the sky to a boy who only communicates through singing, there's a story for every fan of Alan Katz's signature humor.

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Author : David McRaney
Publisher : Avery
ISBN 13 : 1592407366
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Are Not So Smart written by David McRaney and published by Avery. This book was released on 2012-11-06 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explains how self-delusion is part of a person's psychological defense system, identifying common misconceptions people have on topics such as caffeine withdrawal, hindsight, and brand loyalty.

Author : Barbara Park
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375868410
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus written by Barbara Park and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In her own words, a young girl describes her feelings about starting kindergarten and what she does when she decides not to ride the bus home.

Author : Dan Ryckert
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692798089
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dumbest Kid in Gifted Class written by Dan Ryckert and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since 2009, Dan Ryckert's life has been well documented. Whether through his writing, live appearances, tweets, or thousands of hours of videos and podcasts, his work has been seen by many. He's set two Guinness World Records, earned the ire of legendary baseball players, penned two novels about an alligator fighter pilot, raised thousands for charity via custom Super Mario Bros. levels, and works a side job as a professional wrestling manager. These are the stories that people already know. Before jumping headfirst into the public eye, Ryckert's history was just as unique. He's been a Catholic schoolboy and an insufferable movie theater employee. He's befriended the insane and almost been stabbed. Time and time again, he's taken long shots that have inexplicably paid off in ridiculous ways. Dan Ryckert's history of unlikely events didn't start in 2009. They were happening for 25 years prior to that, and the details can be found in The Dumbest Kid in Gifted Class.

Author : Alan Katz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 193910050X
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Lieography of Thomas Edison written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thomas Edison, world-class inventor. You might know that he devised the electric light bulb and the phonograph. But what about his development of train-controlling sticks? Or his airborne way to send pancakes to his Cousin Fran in Texas? You’re about to be treated to the Lieographical aspects of Thomas Edison’s life, in this funny, lighthearted, “all that didn’t happen” take on the man whose inventions transformed our daily existence. The book ends with a short—but true—account of Edison’s life—just enough to encourage kids to find out more on this important historical figure. But even if readers have already learned about Edison, the wacky stories in this tall-tales book will be even more enjoyable.

Author : Alan Katz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1939100518
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Lieography of Amelia Earhart written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amelia Earhart, top aviator. You might know that her flight accomplishments were heralded across the globe. But what about the story of her teeth, which were so perfect that her dentist wanted to remove all of them to show his other patients? Or her refusal to read chapter nine in any book? You’re about to be treated to the Lieographical aspects of Amelia Earhart’s life, in this funny, lighthearted, “all that didn’t happen” take on this larger than life woman. The book ends with a short—but true—account of Amelia’s life—just enough to encourage kids to find out more on this important historical figure. But even if readers have already learned about Amelia, the wacky stories in this tall-tales book will be even more enjoyable.

Author : Silly Willy
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781095626771
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Silly Stories for Silly Kids written by Silly Willy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-27 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.

Author : Harry Allard
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780395253779
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Stupids Step Out written by Harry Allard and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1974 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Stupid family decides to go out, they do so in typically stupid fashion.

Author : Alan Katz
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062909452
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #4: Super Fun World written by Alan Katz and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the fourth book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series. It’s Spring Break! Milton Worthy and his family are off on a vacation to Super Fun World. It’s a week filled with roller coasters, rides, and fried food—and no super-sub missions for seven whole days. Everything is going according to plan until Milton gets stuck looking after Noah—part-time classroom pet, full-time evil mastermind—who has an entirely different kind of getaway in mind. Will Milton be able to figure out Noah’s latest plot for world domination before it ruins his family’s fun time? HarperChapters build confident readers one chapter at a time! With short, fast-paced books, art on every page, and milestone markers at the end of every chapter, they're the perfect next step for fans of I Can Read!