Potty Mouth Food

Author : Naughty Coloring Books
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781073064175
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth Food written by Naughty Coloring Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swearing foods to color featuring adorable, foul mouthed cakes, strawberries, chips & queso, meatballs, raisins, pizza, butter, waffles, donuts, watermelons, pies, croissants, peanuts, cookies, pickles, peaches, carrots, corn, kiwis, yams, salt, pears, tacos, mushrooms, peas, coffee, cheese, soy sauce, cupcakes, and muffins! These cute, cussing cuisines are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and a great present for adults who cuss like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!

Author : Laurie Notaro
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451659415
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Potty Mouth at the Table written by Laurie Notaro and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the celebrated author best known for the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club and described as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald) comes a new laugh-out-loud collection of essays on rudeness. Pinterest. Foodies. Anne Frank’s underwear. New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro—rightfully hailed as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald)—spares nothing and no one, least of all herself, in this uproarious new collection of essays on rudeness. With the sardonic, self-deprecating wit that makes us all feel a little better about ourselves for identifying with her, Laurie explores her recent misadventures and explains why it’s not her who is nuts, it’s them (and okay, sometimes it’s her too). Whether confessing that her obsession with buying fabric has reached junior hoarder status or mistaking a friend’s heinous tattoo as temporary, Laurie puts her unique spin—sometimes bizarre, always entertaining—on the many perils of modern living in a mannerless society. From shuddering at the graphic Harry Potter erotica conjured up at a writer’s group to lamenting the sudden ubiquity of quinoa (“It looks like larvae no matter how you cook it”), The Potty Mouth at the Table is whip-smart, unpredictable, and hilarious. In other words, irresistibly Laurie.

Author : Anne Johnsos
Publisher : SparkPress
ISBN 13 : 1943006318
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Potty-Mouthed written by Anne Johnsos and published by SparkPress. This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty-mouthed: Big Thoughts from Little Brains documents actual conversations author Anne Johnsos and her husband have had with their children, but it's not saccharine or self-congratulatory. It’s filled with punch-in-the-gut moments, heartbreaking observations and an occasional chuckle at the expense of two absolutely average parents. This is the book you give your friend who secretly agrees that kids are the meanest kind of truth tellers. This is the book you give your pregnant coworker who thinks parenting is all unicorns and lollipops. This is the book you give those grownups who chose not to play the parenting game. It’s a chance for them to sit back and stroke their inner gloat. And, by the way, the illustrations are hilarious.

Author : Peggy Glenn
Publisher : Page Street Publishing
ISBN 13 : 162414621X
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook written by Peggy Glenn and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Granny-Approved Comfort Food Without All the Time-Consuming Bullsh*t This book is a lazy person’s dream with tasty AF dishes that require no effort. Peggy Glenn has made a name for herself with her hilarious YouTube videos, and now her cookbook is ready to take the reins with more than 75 recipes that truly deliver on deliciousness and sass. Some of Granny’s signature sh*t includes: Three-Ingredient Potato Salad (so you don’t show up to a potluck looking like a moocher), French Toast Casserole (for the whiny butts who want to end up in a f*ckin’ food coma) and Meaty Spaghetti Sauce (that got a “real Italian dude’s” blessing). Her life-tested favorites like Effin Amazing Chicken, Bad-Ass Beef and Broccoli and Magical Rice Bowl just skim the surface of the awesomeness that you hold in your hands. With side-splitting commentary, yummy dishes for every occasion and directions even the dumbest of cooks can follow, you’re all set to enter cookbook heaven.

Author : James Patterson
Publisher : Jimmy Patterson
ISBN 13 : 0316545708
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pottymouth and Stoopid written by James Patterson and published by Jimmy Patterson. This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this "superwonderrific" New York Times bestseller (Jerry Spinelli), two bullied middle-school boys finally fight back with the power of funny. David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names -- and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs -- it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. A great conversation starter for parents to read alongside their kids! Official Notice to Parents:There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book!(Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)

Author : Adult Coloring Books
Publisher : Tip Top Education
ISBN 13 : 9781940282862
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Author : Laurie Notaro
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451659393
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Potty Mouth at the Table written by Laurie Notaro and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laurie Notaro thinks everyones nuts. Or maybe theres just something wrong with her. Here, she examines the basic human condition of rudenessother peoples rudeness, that isin her latest uproariously funny collection.

Author : Bob Saget
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062274805
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dirty Daddy written by Bob Saget and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.

Author : Suite Design
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Food Puns Coloring Book: Food Designs with Funny Food Pun Quotes for Adult Relaxation and Stress Relief written by Suite Design and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-30 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN UPS | GIFT IDEAS | HILARIOUS A Hilarious Food Themed Coloring Book with Funny Food Pun Quotes for Food Lovers Looking for an awesome gift for that special someone or maybe you just need a good laugh while you color as you unwind and relax from a long day? Well, look no further, if your into good entertainment which happens to be about Food this is just what you need. This coloring book is packed with 30 detailed, awesome designs of Food with hilarious Food Pun quotes. Not only will it challenge you, it will provide you the hours of comical entertainment while you enjoy all the benefits of relaxation and stress management. Use Pencils or Pens Suitable to use color pencils, fine tipped ink markers and pens. One Design per Page Backside of design is left blank to prevent ink markers and pens from bleeding through. Product Details High Quality Matte Cover Printed on Quality Solid White Paper 8.5 x 11 Size Don't Hesitate, Click the add to Cart Button Now and Get Yours Today! Start enjoying the Relaxing and Stress Management Benefits of coloring, you'll be Happy you did.

Author : J. A. Hildreth
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781530709533
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth written by J. A. Hildreth and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-23 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An entertaining display of a combination of floral, paisley and mandala designs with a variety of phallic and sexual profanities for your pleasure. Includes 31 different images! Words included in this book: fuck, bitch, cock slap, twat waffle, dick, whore, kiss my ass, slut, douche canoe, shit head, pussy, butt pirate, face fuck, son of a bitch, asshole, cum dumpster, bastard, cluster fuck, thunder cunt, asshat, ass clown, meat flaps, fuck bubble, twat, cock puppet, fuckstick, twizzle tits, dick breath, cock rocket, numb nuts, cheesedick Each page is printed on one side only.