Penguins Hate Stuff

Author : Greg Stones
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452129797
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Penguins Hate Stuff written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-07-16 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the adorable to the absurd, these playful paintings are a penguin lover’s delight. Penguins hate zombies. They also hate serpents, bad haircuts, sock monkeys, leprechauns, Halloween, oil rigs, vampire penguins, and mermaids. They really hate clowns, but they really like capes, balloons, and free vacations. This quirky collection reveals the discriminating tastes of these adorable flightless Antarctic birds who encounter odd foes (snow sharks, beavers, cowboys, samurai . . .), but still manage to enjoy the little things in life. With wit, humor, and the occasional alien invasion, Greg Stones’s paintings capture the playfully absurd life of penguins. Praise for Greg Stones “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw).” —Publishers Weekly

Author : Greg Stones
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452107408
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombies Hate Stuff written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-03-21 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Each of Greg Stones's paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains.

Author : Jason Kotecki
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 1466878266
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.66/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Penguins Can't Fly written by Jason Kotecki and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2015-06-23 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is supposed to be fun. We knew this instinctively as kids, but somehow forgot on the way to adulthood. We got busy and overwhelmed, started valuing things that don't matter, and learned to follow the rules that don't even exist: hate mondays only celebrate when the calendar gives you permission don't make a mess don't play hooky hide your weirdness hide your wrinkles care what other people think Following these so-called rules is a terrific way to stress you out, sap your energy, and ensure a boring life. But there's a better way. In his enlightening book, author and artist Jason Kotecki uncovers some of the most useless rules so you can shift perspective and start seeing the world with wonder once again. It's time to stop living by someone else's rules. Your life is a story, and a short one at that. Make it a good one.

Author : Matthew Gasteier
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0345527658
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book F U, Penguin written by Matthew Gasteier and published by Villard. This book was released on 2010-10-05 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing

Author : Greg Stones
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452150737
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Garden Gnomes Have Issues written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garden gnomes may be small, but their problems are often very big. They have issues with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. They really enjoy romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, but they have major issues with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and through it all they especially love one special thing. Artist Greg Stones turns his popular, playful illustration style to the tiny troubles of these beloved characters, presenting their inner lives with a warm and witty sense of the absurd.

Author : Greg Stones
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452142955
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombies Hate Stuff written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don't mind Canadians, and love YOU. Each of Greg Stones's ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an unexpected and irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture phenomenon that will not die.

Author : Greg Stones
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452167591
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 99 Stormtroopers Join the Empire written by Greg Stones and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-07-25 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ninety-nine Stormtroopers join the Empire, and then their troubles begin. One takes a lunch break in the carbon freezing chamber. Two underestimate a princess. One picks the wrong time to ask for a promotion. Another fails to show Jabba the proper respect. And one interrupts Lord Vader's private time, failing him for the last time. A lifelong Star Wars fan, Greg Stones brings a playful wit and sympathy for the plight of the troops as they meet their amusing ends, filling each colorfully painted scenario with fun Star Wars details and appearances by Han, Luke, Chewie, K-2SO, and many other characters. As the trooper count ticks down, how will the last one fare as he receives a very special assignment (on the Death Star)? © and TM Lucasfilm Ltd. Used Under Authorization

Author : C. W. Moss
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062070215
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Unicorn Being a Jerk written by C. W. Moss and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-11-08 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Author : Greg Stones
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781419668708
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.06/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Goodbye, Penguins written by Greg Stones and published by . This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifteen penguins disappear one by one.

Author : Margery Cuyler
Publisher : Scholastic
ISBN 13 : 9780590292245
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Please Say Please! written by Margery Cuyler and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2004 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Penguin teaches his animal friends how to behave when they are invited for dinner.