My Life As Polluted Pond Scum

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535028
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as Polluted Pond Scum written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1996-08-30 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780758783295
Total Pages : 111 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as Polluted Pond Scum written by Bill Myers and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thirteen-year-old Wally must learn to trust God when his Career Day assignment on the local water management facility leads him to a rumor of a lake monster and a real scheme that threatens the town.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535117
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2001-10-14 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535036
Total Pages : 87 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1997-01-31 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on the surface. Unfortunately, Fantasmo World will never be the same, as in typical McDoogle Mayhem, Wally discovers the truth and learns who the real hero in his life is.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 141855345X
Total Pages : 87 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Human Hairball written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1998-11-01 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535141
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.48/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1994-04-24 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 141853515X
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Torpedo Test Target written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1994-04-24 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418567000
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as Reindeer Road Kill written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1995-09-28 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious chapter book for 8 to 12-year-olds from the Wally McDoogle series shows tweens the true meaning of Christmas. Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . for God! In this nonstop, action-packed novel, Wally receives an invitation to Jesus’ birthday party and bungles his way to understanding the best gift to give God. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill features boy blunder Wally McDoogle in his signature confusion, chaos, and comedy teaches biblical values and character-building lessons with action and humor that appeal to middle schoolers comes in a small lightweight softcover perfect for stashing in a backpack or in a car pocket My Life as Reindeer Road Kill will keep young readers laughing while learning about generosity and what God really wants.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 141853501X
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1996-05-03 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle How about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?! Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around than even Wally can handle. Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to out think God and rewrite history.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535168
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Human Hockey Puck written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1994-10-26 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.