My Life As A Human Hockey Puck

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535168
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Human Hockey Puck written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1994-10-26 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 0785233784
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Human Hockey Puck written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 0785231218
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.” My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535176
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1995-02-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418535109
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as Alien Monster Bait written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1993-05-07 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418553360
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.64/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2007-07-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 0785231234
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as Crocodile Junk Food written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn’t exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

Author : Jeremy Allingham
Publisher : arsenal pulp press
ISBN 13 : 1551527723
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Major Misconduct written by Jeremy Allingham and published by arsenal pulp press. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every night in hockey arenas across Canada and the United States, modern-day gladiators drop their gloves and exchange bare-fisted blows to the bloodthirsty roars of the paying public. Tens of millions of people a year, including children, watch and cheer on the fighters. Some players are paid handsomely; others barely a living wage. But either way, these fighters are lauded, valued, and considered to be essential to the game. That is, until their playing days are over. Hockey enforcers spend their lives fighting on ice to protect their teammates and entertain their fans, but when their playing days are over, who’s left to fight for them? Major Misconduct scrutinizes a highly dangerous and controversial cultural practice. The book dives deep into the lives of three former hockey fighters who, years after their playing days ended, are still struggling with the pain and suffering that comes from bare-knuckle boxing on ice. All of these men believe they may be living with the degenerative brain disease chronic traumatic encephalopathy. They may have had their shot at pro hockey glory, but none of them is rich or famous, and the game has left them with injuries and trauma. They have experienced estrangement, mental health issues, addiction, and brushes with the law. And they’ve stared death in the face. The debate surrounding fighting in hockey is hotly contested on both sides. This daring and revelatory book explores the lives of those who bare-knuckle boxed on ice for a living and investigates the human cost we’re willing to tolerate in the name of hockey fighting.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 0785232478
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Torpedo Test Target written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2020-05-26 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness.Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
ISBN 13 : 141855345X
Total Pages : 87 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Human Hairball written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1998-11-01 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."