Monsters Eat Whiny Children

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442439580
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Monsters Eat Whiny Children written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad has warned Henry and Eve: If you whine too much, monsters will eat you. Henry and Eve don’t listen, of course. The only problem is, when the monster comes, he can’t find the right recipe for whiny children—and neither can his monster friends! A whiny child salad doesn’t work because there’s paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won’t do because the flour spills all over the floor. And whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light up. Arguments and hilarity ensue. And just when our persnickety monsters decide on the perfect dish…the worst thing of all happens….

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442449241
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cousin Irv from Mars written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author/illustrator of Monsters Eat Whiny Children comes a humorous tale about learning to accept your family—even if one of them is an alien. Teddy isn’t excited about Cousin Irv’s visit. Cousin Irv is too weird. He steals Teddy’s pillow, eats Teddy’s food, and even plays with Teddy’s action figures. Not to mention that Cousin Irv is from MARS. What will Teddy’s friends say? But it turns out that everyone at school loves Cousin Irv. Not only is he from a different planet, he can vaporize things! Maybe cousins from Mars aren’t so bad after all... Illustrated with clever simplicity in New Yorker cartoonist Bruce Kaplan’s trademark style and filled with out-of-this-world whimsy, Cousin Irv from Mars is an interplanetary treat that begs to be shared.

Author : Sylviane Donnio
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0375837612
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Would Really Like to Eat a Child written by Sylviane Donnio and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2007 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One morning Achilles, a young crocodile, insists that he will eat a child that day and refuses all other food, but when he actually finds a little girl, she puts him in his place.

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1534462864
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Have to Read This Book! written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Morris buys a book for his son, Benny, that he enjoyed as a child, but Benny stubbornly refuses to read or even listen to it--forcing Morris to ridiculous extremes, such as a safari to the middle of the Sahara.

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN 13 : 1453271023
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Author : Helen Lester
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547347871
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.75/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Author written by Helen Lester and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2002-08-26 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So begins the story of Helen Lester, author of Tacky the Penguin and many other popular books for children. By sharing her struggles as a child and later as a successful author, she demonstrates that hurdles are part of the process. She even gives writing tips, such as keeping a "fizzle box." Helen Lester uses her unique ability to laugh at her mistakes to create both a guide for young writers and an amusing personal story of the disappointments and triumphs of a writer's life.

Author : Kathleen Watkins
Publisher : Gill & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780717169726
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pigín of Howth written by Kathleen Watkins and published by Gill & Company. This book was released on 2016 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pigín, a very popular pig in the seaside town of Howth on Dublin Bay, joins his friends, Sammy Seal, Sally Seagull, the badger of Ballsbridge, and the fairies of Howth Castle on a series of adventures.

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442485426
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Meaniehead written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry and Eve are going through a phase of fighting with each other all the time, and their battle quickly escalates from arguing over a toy to leaving a path of destruction across the United States and beyond.

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481490648
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Author : Ransom Riggs
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 159474839X
Total Pages : 1152 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Miss Peregrine's Peculiar Children Boxed Set written by Ransom Riggs and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 1152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times #1 best-selling series. Includes 3 novels by Ransom Riggs and 12 peculiar photographs. Together for the first time, here is the #1 New York Times best seller Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children and its two sequels, Hollow City and Library of Souls. All three hardcovers are packaged in a beautifully designed slipcase. Also included: a special collector's envelope of twelve peculiar photographs, highlighting the most memorable moments of this extraordinary three-volume fantasy. MISS PEREGRINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN: A mysterious island. An abandoned orphanage. A strange collection of very curious photographs. It all waits to be discovered in this groundbreaking novel, which mixes fiction and photography in a thrilling new kind of reading experience. As our story opens, a horrific family tragedy sets sixteen-year-old Jacob Portman journeying to a remote island off the coast of Wales, where he discovers the crumbling ruins of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. HOLLOW CITY: September 3, 1940. Ten peculiar children flee an army of deadly monsters. And only one person can help them—but she's trapped in the body of a bird. The extraordinary adventure continues as Jacob Portman and his newfound friends journey to London, the peculiar capital of the world. There, they hope to find a cure for their beloved headmistress, Miss Peregrine. But in this war-torn city, hideous surprises lurk around every corner. LIBRARY OF SOULS: A boy, a girl, and a talking dog. They're all that stands between the sinister wights and the future of peculiar children everywhere. Jacob Portman ventures through history one last time to rescue the peculiar children from a heavily guarded fortress. He's joined by girlfriend and firestarter Emma Bloom, canine companion Addison MacHenry, and some very unexpected allies.