Manchester City Fc Football Joke Book

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781517759704
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.06/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Manchester City F.c. Football Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DescriptionA funny joke book about the MANCHESTER CITY F.C. Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite MANCHESTER CITY F.C. fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.Authors BiographyThis book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

Author : Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1509825010
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Match! Joke Book written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-04-21 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea) Can you think of any more? Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Author : Rich Sims
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781517759872
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Manchester United F.c. Football Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DescriptionA funny joke book about the MANCHESTER UNITED F.C. Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite MANCHESTER UNITED F.C. fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.Authors BiographyThis book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

Author : David Conn
Publisher : Quercus
ISBN 13 : 1623655773
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Richer Than God: Manchester City, Modern Football and Growing Up written by David Conn and published by Quercus. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Richer Than God is an authoritative, emotional, provocative account of Manchester City's takeover by Sheikh Mansour, culminating in their remarkable last minute Premier League title victory in May 2012. By placing the club's extraordinary current rise in the wider context of its patchy modern history, this is also the story of English football's transformation--from the battlegrounds of the 1980s to today's moneyed, seated, global entertainment. Conn is led to question the very nature of football clubs and being a supporter, the underlying values and running of what used to be called "the people's game." A labor of love, this powerfully told account of Manchester City's fall and rise, based on meticulous research over many years, and exclusive access and interviews with key figures, is written in the gripping, revelatory style Conn has made his trademark.

Author : John Scally
Publisher : Black & White Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1785303317
Total Pages : 309 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Simply Red written by John Scally and published by Black & White Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2021-11-18 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'It's a funny old game.' - JIMMY GREAVES From golden balls to golden balls-ups, this kit bag of double entendres, outrageous quips and quotes is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. A must for all Man Utd fans. 'SIMPLY RED captures many of the laughs associated with Manchester United.' - KEN DOHERTY 'A must-read not just for United fans, but for every football fan out there!' - SIMON DELANEY

Author : Ian Carroll
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539927891
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.9X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everything You Ever Wanted to Know Aboutmanchester City Fc written by Ian Carroll and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ULTIMATE 'Secret Santa' gift, for the avid football fan. The book contains absolutely nothing! The book is blank and sold as a joke for people who dislike the team or a joke to play on people who absolutely love and adore the team - would make an ideal Christmas Present and is available for many, many football teams. Just wait until they open their present to find a book on their favourite or least favourite football team! Watch them look annoyed or laughing with joy as they flick through the quality blank pages!! The book would be ideal to use as a notebook and will amuse and thrill your family and friends!!

Author : Don Price
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781909360693
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Look Back in Anger written by Don Price and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From being the butt of jokes to domestic treble winners, Manchester City fans have endured more ups and downs than most football supporters over the past 30 years as they journeyed down the divisions before bouncing back in spectacular style under a new owner with unlimited wealth. Yet throughout this long rollercoaster journey City fans stayed loyal to their club -- averaging over 25,000 most seasons when other large clubs have seen attendances slump well below that in bleak times. Don Price follows up his naval memoirs and last year's 'We Never Win at Home...' with a final collection of memories from is travels with City alongside fanzine editors Dave Wallace, Phill Gatenby and Sean Riley, a City fan who has missed just one game in 35 years and that through no fault of his own! What emerges is a support still in disbelief that after years of their team being the punchline for jokes by their neighbours and rivals they now hold the upper hand and rule the roost in English football.

Author : Mike Devlin
Publisher : Amberley Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 1445648113
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Manchester City written by Mike Devlin and published by Amberley Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2015-04-15 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So you thought you knew everything about Manchester City, did you? Well, think again.

Author : SAALEH. PATEL
Publisher : Ultimate Football Heroes
ISBN 13 : 9781789465877
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book (the No. 1 Football Series) written by SAALEH. PATEL and published by Ultimate Football Heroes. This book was released on 2022-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: UFH Joke Book

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478331599
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Manchester City Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Manchester City jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Manchester City Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Manchester City Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Manchester City joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Manchester City Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Manchester City Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Manchester City Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Manchester City Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Manchester City Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Manchester City Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.