Mama Needs A Mother Fcking Nap

Author : Nomadic Family of 5
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap written by Nomadic Family of 5 and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-03-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unleash your inner rebel with "Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap," the coloring book that speaks your language - the language of sass, humor, and a touch of naughty. Designed for the mom who juggles it all and deserves a break, this book offers a therapeutic escape with every page. Features: Bold Illustrations: Pages adorned with intricate patterns and cheeky phrases that resonate with every mom. Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes: Each design is paired with a swear word or sassy saying that captures the essence of motherhood's real-talk. Relax and De-stress: Dive into a world of coloring that not only entertains but also helps to melt away the stress of the day. Perfect for Gifting: Whether it's Mother's Day, a birthday, or just because, this book makes a hilarious and relatable gift for any mom with a sense of humor. Note: This book contains adult language and is intended for a mature audience. It's the perfect way to add a little spice to your downtime and have a good laugh in the process. Embrace the chaos of motherhood with a splash of color and a whole lot of attitude!

Author : Yellowdot Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap - Gift Coloring Book for Mother's written by Yellowdot Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-26 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ◆ GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS ◆ #Momlife funny adult coloring books for mom It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 52 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Special Mother's Thank you Gift Coloring Book Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Perfect gift for your Mothers in this Thanks Giving day. Quality Controled by AMAZON Blank page to write your feelings of that time.

Author : Oh Yes We Did
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781071049983
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.84/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mama Needs A Fucking Nap, Medium Blank Lined Journal, 109 Pages written by Oh Yes We Did and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-31 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Simple, Classic Lined Blank Journal Notebook This classic yet practical medium sized journal notebook has simple lined pages with a small daily date/time line atop each page, for those looking for freedom and flexibility to write as much or a little as they please each entry. Simple blank notebook perfect to use as a diary, sketchbook, wedding or event planner, agenda calendar organizer or simply as a notepad with individual pages! Journal Details: 109 pages Convenient 6x9" medium size size, fits in most bags Cover page with space for name & personal details SOFT satin matte cover, perfect bound Quality 60# white paper

Author : Omar Tyree
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476704120
Total Pages : 446 pages
Book Rating : 4.28/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Single Mom written by Omar Tyree and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-27 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After years of successfully raising two sons on her own, Denise finds herself involved with both of their fathers, as well as in a relationship with a new man. Jimmie, after learning that his son is a top basketball prospect, suddenly wants a major role in the teenager's life. Walter is trying to gain custody of his twelve-year-old. And there's Brock, who is falling in love with Denise but is uncertain whether he wants a ready-made family. Denise is left with plenty of tough decisions to make, but thankfully she has the character and independence to make it work.

Author : Leslie Morgan Steiner
Publisher : Random House Trade
ISBN 13 : 0812974484
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mommy Wars written by Leslie Morgan Steiner and published by Random House Trade. This book was released on 2007 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As an executive at "The Washington Post" and mother of three, Steiner has lived every side of the "mommy wars." In this new book, she commissions 26 outspoken mothers to write about their lives, their families, and the choices that have worked for them. The result is a frank, surprising, and utterly refreshing look at American motherhood.

Author : Davina Rhine
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1462026516
Total Pages : 629 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Rebel Moms written by Davina Rhine and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011 with total page 629 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Biographies of women who combine effective motherhood with highly individual lives.

Author : R. H. Herron
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524744905
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stolen Things written by R. H. Herron and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-08-20 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With one call, her daughter’s life is on the line. Laurie Ahmadi has worked as a 911 police dispatcher in her quiet Northern California town for almost two decades, but nothing in her nearly twenty years of experience could prepare her for the worst call of her career—her teenage daughter, Jojo, is on the other end of the line. She is drugged, disoriented, and in pain, and even though the whole police department springs into action, there is nothing Laurie can do to help. Jojo, who has been sexually assaulted, doesn’t remember how she ended up at the home of Kevin Leeds, a pro football player famous for his work with the Citizens Against Police Brutality movement, though she insists he would never hurt her. And she has no idea where her best friend, Harper, who was with her earlier in the evening, could be. As Jojo and Laurie begin digging into Harper’s private messages on social media to look for clues to her whereabouts, they uncover a conspiracy far bigger than they ever could have imagined. With Kevin’s freedom on the line and the chances of finding Harper unharmed slipping away, Laurie and Jojo begin to realize that they can’t trust anyone to find Harper except themselves, not even the police department they’ve long considered family . . . and time is running out.

Author : Sylvia Pierce
Publisher : Two Gnomes Media
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Big Hard Stick written by Sylvia Pierce and published by Two Gnomes Media. This book was released on with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Pleasure isn’t a dirty word, gorgeous. Not unless you want it to be.” Thanks to an epic playoffs loss and a somewhat regrettable bachelorette party video starring half the team and a can of whipped cream, Buffalo Tempest captain Roscoe LeGrand is on serious PR duty this summer. His assignment? Organize a youth hockey clinic and clean up the team’s tarnished image before the season’s first face-off. But one look at the hot-as-hell hockey mom storming the ice, and Roscoe’s thoughts slide right back into the gutter… Ally Heinz is afraid of everything—with good reason. Three years ago, her husband died in a workplace accident, leaving Ally behind with their only child and a mountain of grief. Now, keeping her child safe is all that matters. Letting the kid play hockey? With all that hard, slippery ice and no onsite medical team? Not happening. If only the sweet, sexy NHL player in charge wasn’t so good at charming the pants off her. Um, literally… Despite Ally’s reservations, it’s not long before her kid’s rocking the rink, and Roscoe’s rocking her world, unlocking pleasures Ally has denied herself for years. But hat tricks in the bedroom will only get him so far. When it comes to winning the hockey mom’s wounded heart, Roscoe’s going to need a lot more than a big, hard stick… BIG HARD STICK is a sexy, steamy, single mom romance and the third book in the Buffalo Tempest hockey romance series. If you like red-hot, dirty-mouthed hockey players, smart and sassy women who aren't afraid to put their men against the boards, and a big, hilarious helping of bromance, then you don't want to miss this lineup!

Author : Linda Fruits
Publisher : Voracious
ISBN 13 : 0316437107
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.03/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Mom Life written by Linda Fruits and published by Voracious. This book was released on 2023-03-21 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This honest reflection on motherhood shares a wholehearted reality check for new mothers looking to normalize the reality of parenthood amidst the funhouse mirrors of social media. Linda Fruits brings her signature combination of hilarity and empathy to the page in The Mom Life, emphasizing that you're not a bad mother for fondly remembering a time in your life before children, and that sometimes it's ok to feed your toddler chicken nuggets three days in a row. Equal parts sass and inclusiveness, The Mom Life explores the highs and lows of new motherhood, tackling taboo subjects like losing interest in your partner, not immediately loving your baby, and imposter syndrome. Beautifully packaged with pages designed in two colors by the author herself, this title will be a must-have for every new mother trying to maneuver the realities of daily life with small children. The Mom Life creates a safe space and a vital contrast to the deluge of information and picture-perfect parenthood accounts popping up across social media. Full of powerful and empowering advice for women looking to set boundaries and take care of themselves, The Mom Life is an essential gift for every new mother trying to understand her new normal.

Author : Kate Meader
Publisher : Kate Meader LLC
ISBN 13 : 1954107250
Total Pages : 375 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Wild Ride written by Kate Meader and published by Kate Meader LLC. This book was released on 2024-02-26 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chicago Rebels hockey player Dex O'Malley has been a naughty boy ... again. Only his latest stunt isn’t quite like when he was caught with his pants down at a nightclub or was cited for drag-racing on Lake Shore Drive or even that time he said a few critical things about his teammates on a hockey podcast. Oops. This time, Dex is in real trouble, the kind that could get him kicked off the team and out of the league. And that cannot happen. Hockey is the only thing he’s ever been good at. The only thing he cares about. He’ll do whatever it takes to rehab his rep, even if it means cleaning up dog poop and suffering the steely-eyed disapproval of his new no-nonsense “boss” at the animal shelter, Ashley Adams. Ashley has enough on her plate between her low-paying job, her high-maintenance family, and a love life she’s trying to resurrect after her divorce. She’s already mom to an amazing nine-year-old; the last thing she needs is mothering a celebrity volunteer with more money than sense. But the troublemaking f-boy needs Ashley to sign off on his good deeds so he can get back to what he does best: lighting up lamps both on and off the ice. And while a guy like that could never interest her mind, it seems her body is not on the same page. Sure, Dex O’Malley is too young, too hot, too flighty for Ashley to take seriously, but maybe a brief ride on the wild side might fit the bill … Only that’s not enough for Dex. What happens when this notorious player decides the older, single mom is the hottest woman he’s ever met and that he wants to light her lamp … forever?