Little Book Of Hard Bastard Jokes Laugh Or Else

Author : Kate Kray
Publisher : Kings Road Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1782194525
Total Pages : 137 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Little Book of Hard Bastard Jokes - Laugh or Else! written by Kate Kray and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-31 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh - or else! They're tough, they're dangerous...and they're funny! The characters in this book are among the hardest men in the country. Yet behind the tough exterior there lies a genuine sense of humour. Here, for the first time, these men tell their favourite jokes...Did you hear about the two convicts in America who were about to be executed? The Warden says to the first one, "Do you have a last request?" The convict says, "Yes, I'd like to hear the song 'Achy Breaky Heart' one last time. The Warden says, "OK, I think we can arrange that." Then he says to the second convict, "How about you?" The second convict says, "Yeah, kill me first."

Author : Kate Kray
Publisher : Blake Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781844540020
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Hard Bastard Jokes written by Kate Kray and published by Blake Publishing. This book was released on 2003-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They're tough, they're dangerous, and they're funny! The characters in this book are among the hardest men in the country. Yet behind the tough exterior there lies a genuine sense of humor, and here, for the first time, these men tell their favorite jokes. Did you hear about the two convicts in America who were about to be executed? The Warden says to the first one, "Do you have a last request?" The convict says, "Yes, I'd like to hear the song "Achy Breaky Heart" one last time. The Warden says, "OK, I think we can arrange that." Then he says to the second convict, "How about you?" The second convict says, "Yeah, kill me first."

Author : John Pollack
Publisher : Avery
ISBN 13 : 1592406750
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Pun Also Rises written by John Pollack and published by Avery. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.

Author : William Novak
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501150790
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Die Laughing written by William Novak and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the co-creator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a laugh-out-loud collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more, making this the perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.

Author : Kate Kray
Publisher : Kings Road Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1782191569
Total Pages : 385 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ultimate Hard Bastards - The Truth About the Toughest Men in the World written by Kate Kray and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2015-03-01 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the hardest men in Britain - minders, villains, gangsters, bodyguards, SAS hitmen, murderers and terrorists. In this awesome follow up to the hugely successful Hard Bastards and Hard Bastards 2, Kate Kray, who was married to Ronnie Kray, gets the answers to questions nobody else would dare to ask. We learn the truth about what drives some of these characters to live on the edge of the law and to go as far as they do to get what they want. For some, it is merely a matter of gaining respect or boosting their reputations, for others it is a case of striving for survival. Each of these elite characters is different, and each has a unique tale to tell, yet all of them have one thing in common - they inhabit a world that few of us would dare to venture into.

Author : Steven Seagal
Publisher : 5th Palace Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780999497500
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Way of the Shadow Wolves written by Steven Seagal and published by 5th Palace Publishing. This book was released on 2017-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Action adventure about a tribal police officer in Arizona who stumbles onto a crime involving international covert operations.

Author : Karin Slaughter
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0804180741
Total Pages : 3824 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Will Trent Series 7-Book Bundle written by Karin Slaughter and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2014-05-13 with total page 3824 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Karin Slaughter is acclaimed for her novels of heart-stopping suspense, edge-of-your-seat intrigue, and richly imagined characters. And when Slaughter created detective Will Trent she broke the mold. While displaying an uncanny knack for reading people, solving puzzles, and cracking cases at the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, Detective Trent navigates the varied relationships with the women in his life: vice cop Angie Polaski, supervisor Amanda Wagner, partner Faith Mitchell, and Dr. Sara Linton. This gripping eBook bundle contains seven novels in the Will Trent series, including: TRIPTYCH FRACTURED UNDONE BROKEN FALLEN CRIMINAL UNSEEN Also includes the eBook novellas Snatched and Busted as well as a preview of Karin Slaughter’s highly anticipated thriller Cop Town! Praise for Karin Slaughter and her Will Trent thrillers “One of the best crime novelists in America.”—The Washington Post “Crime fiction at its finest.”—Michael Connelly “Slaughter writes with a razor. . . . Better than Cornwell can ever hope to be.”—The Plain Dealer “Slaughter will have you on the edge of your seat.”—Seattle Post-Intelligencer “Slaughter’s gift for building multilayered tension while deconstructing damaged personalities gives this thriller a nerve-wracking finish.”—USA Today, on Triptych “Heart-pounding . . . Trent and Mitchell, a pair of complex and deeply flawed heroes, will leave fans clamoring for the next installment.”—Publishers Weekly (starred review), on Fractured “A complicated spider web of secrets and tangles.”—Los Angeles Times, on Undone “Addictive . . . Slaughter is a terrific writer, and she keeps the emotional tension high throughout.”—The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, on Broken “An absolute master . . . Slaughter creates some wonderfully complex and mature female characters, a distinctive achievement in the world of thrillers.”—Chicago Tribune, on Fallen “[A] hold-on-to-your-hat, nail-biting story . . . What raises Slaughter way above the sensational is her wonderful way with characters.”—The Washington Post, on Criminal “No one writes like Slaughter.”—The Huffington Post, on Unseen

Author : Kate Kray
Publisher : Blake Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781904034711
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hard Bastards 2 written by Kate Kray and published by Blake Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A follow-up to her successfulHard Bastards, Kate Kray, ex-wife of Ronnie, looks at 24 more of the hardest men in Britain. They tell of their lives, their crimes, and their beliefs, and include such criminals as Carlton Leach, Charlie Seiga, and "Gaffer."

Author : Laura Anne Gilman
Publisher : MIRA
ISBN 13 : 1488026475
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hard Magic written by Laura Anne Gilman and published by MIRA. This book was released on 2017-07-01 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to P.U.P.I.—Private, Unaffiliated, Paranormal Investigations A handpicked team trained to solve crimes the regular police can't touch—crimes of magic. My name's Bonnie Torres. Recent college grad, magic user and severely unemployed. Until I got a call out of nowhere to interview for a job I hadn't applied for. It smelled fishy, but the brutal truth was I needed the work—so off I went. Two days later I'm a PUPI—me and Nick, Sharon, Nifty and Pietr. Five twentysomethings, thrown into an entirely new career in forensic magic. The first job we get is a doozy: proving that the deaths of two Talents were murder, not suicide. Worse, there are high-profile people who want us to close up shop and go away. We're sniffing out things they'd rather keep buried. Looks as if this job is gonna get interesting. The only problem is, we're making it up as we go along….

Author : Mark Alan Norris
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1401099807
Total Pages : 149 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Wicked World written by Mark Alan Norris and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2003-06 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1967-2067: Ride the hundred-year downfall of civilization driven by marketing, greed and a massively overpopulated planet of ignorance to an event that finally snaps even The Lord's limitless patience. Narrated in part by Jesus Himself, as He anticipates His imminent return and speaks of His methods and motivations. From the heady days of The Summer of Love to the final days on earth, revel in the amazing progress of the super duper modern world (think: tethered Helium Lofts in San Francisco, DNA logo birthmarks for sale, and government forklifts dumping mounds of Freedom Jerky in the dirt streets of America's slums) before Armageddon busts loose like a hideously drunken party guest with irritable bowel syndrome. Whoa daddy! A must read for those who want be on the right side' when the deal goes down.