I Wanna New Room

Author : Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101550163
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Wanna New Room written by Karen Kaufman Orloff and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-12-02 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that! Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative to give Alex some space of his own.

Author : Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399237178
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Wanna Iguana written by Karen Kaufman Orloff and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-09-09 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious notes between a son and his mom show how kid logic can be very persuasive. Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassures her: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house His mom's reply: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? Kis will be in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes, and the lively, imaginative illustrations showing their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana take the humor to even higher heights.

Author : Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399254072
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Wanna Go Home written by Karen Kaufman Orloff and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-09-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Alex is not happy about being sent to his grandparents’ retirement community while his parents go on a fabulous vacation. What could be worse than tagging along to Grandma’s boring bridge game or enduring the sight of Grandpa’s dentures? But as the week goes on, Alex’s desperate emails to his parents turn into stories about ice cream before dinner and stickball with Grandpa. Before he knows it, Alex has made a surprising discovery: grandparents are way cooler than he thought! Masterfully balancing hilarity and heart, Karen Kaufman Orloff and Dave Catrow deliver a story sure to entertain kids and grandparents everywhere.

Author : Max Greenfield
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593616596
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud written by Max Greenfield and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-09-19 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.

Author : Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399254056
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Wanna New Room written by Karen Kaufman Orloff and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-12-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that! Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative to give Alex some space of his own.

Author : Carter Higgins
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452153574
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.75/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Everything You Need for a Treehouse written by Carter Higgins and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2018-04-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring beautiful images and a lyrical text with an exquisitely readable cadence, this book gives life and meaning to all the requisite elements of a treehouse, from time, timber, and rafters to ropes of twisted twine that invite visitors to sprawl out on a limb and slide back down again. For anyone who's ever wanted to escape real life and live in a nostalgic dream come true, this poignant picture book captures the universal timelessness of treehouses and celebrates all the creativity and adventure they spark.

Author : Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781402765636
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Talk, Oscar, Please! written by Karen Kaufman Orloff and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A boy imagines how much more fun he and his dog could have if only the dog would learn to talk.

Author : Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402723563
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book If Mom Had Three Arms written by Karen Kaufman Orloff and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine what might happen if your mother had more than two arms and could shake hands with an octopus or flip numerous pancakes at the same time.

Author : Dennis Rodman
Publisher : Dell
ISBN 13 : 0440222664
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bad as I Wanna Be written by Dennis Rodman and published by Dell. This book was released on 1997-05-12 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wild ride inside the glowing head of Dennis Rodman—the NBA's greatest rebounder and America's most outspoken and outrageous athlete. When Sports Illustrated put the man they call "America's most provocative athlete" on their cover, they sold more copies than any other issue they had sold in a decade (except the swimsuit issue). Why? Because Dennis Rodman has more in common with Mick Jagger than with his teammate Michael Jordan. With his body-covering tattoos and ever-changing fluorescent hair, Rodman's sideline antics and celebrated benchings captivated sports fans as much as his record-breaking on-court performances and earned him a reputation as a rebel with the same penchant for shocking behavior as his on-again off-again squeeze, Madonna. In Bad as I Wanna Be he shares his surprising and candid opinions on: • Mortality: “If I die young, everybody’s going to say they saw it coming.” • His game: “I never want to score. Never. I want to rebound.” • Having it all: “From the outside I had everything I could want. From the inside I had nothing but an empty soul and a gun in my lap.” . . . And so much more, including his life, from going to prison for stealing watches to his daughter, the light of his life. At a time when most celebrities and professional athletes try to control their public personas like politicians and refrain from expressing their true beliefs, Dennis Rodman is a refreshingly unique, uncompromising individual who both transcends his world and refuses to conform to it. Bad as I Wanna Be is as candid, intriguing, and unforgettable as he is.

Author : Patty Lovell
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101653876
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon written by Patty Lovell and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-06-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be yourself like Molly Lou Melon no matter what a bully may do. Molly Lou Melon is short and clumsy, has buck teeth, and has a voice that sounds like a bullfrog being squeezed by a boa constrictor. She doesn't mind. Her grandmother has always told her to walk proud, smile big, and sing loud, and she takes that advice to heart. But then Molly Lou has to start in a new school. A horrible bully picks on her on the very first day, but Molly Lou Melon knows just what to do about that.