Happy Fcking Holidays

Author : Sasha O'hara
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539679370
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Happy F*cking Holidays written by Sasha O'hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Author : Kristoco
Publisher : PublishAmerica
ISBN 13 : 1633828832
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book disposable causes written by Kristoco and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2011-12-09 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this heart wrenching truth of what it’s like to walk amongst society as one of the invisible, Kristoco brings the words and sights of real life on the unforgiving streets to us in “Disposable Causes”. You’ll feel the hopelessness, sense the fight and experience the sadness that so many succumb to in a nation that prides itself as the “Super Power” of the world. Through his words, you’ll feel that pull between denial and empathy. You’ll take on a new sense of the feelings you have about your own life and hopefully a stronger conviction for your fellow man.

Author : J. D. Robb
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101203692
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Holiday in Death written by J. D. Robb and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1998-06-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lieutenant Eve Dallas tails a serial killer who has a passion for the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling In Death series. No one likes to be alone during the holidays. For New York's most posh dating service, Personally Yours, it is the season to bring lonely hearts together. But Lieutenant Eve Dallas, on the trail of a ritualistic serial killer who likes to dress up as Santa Claus, has made a disturbing discovery: all of the victims have been traced to Personally Yours. As the murders continue, Eve enters into an elite world of people searching for their one true love. A world where the power of love leads men and women into the ultimate act of betrayal...

Author : Julie Jackson
Publisher : Sasquatch Books
ISBN 13 : 1632173891
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Super Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Sasquatch Books. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the OG of the Subversive Cross Stitch movement (and brand of the same name) comes Super Subversive Cross Stitch. Featuring 50 easy-to-make designs—both brand-new patterns and fan favorites—stitched together with trademark wit. Don't freak out. Don't make this about you. May your life be as amazing as you pretend it is on Facebook. What fresh hell is this? Not today, Satan. Super Subversive Cross Stitch is here to provide crafters with the snarky inspirations they love to stitch. The book features 50 patterns—23 brand-new designs and 27 fan favorites—along with easy-to-follow instructions for the beginner and fonts and designs for adventurous crafters looking to customize their creations. It recasts a traditional, dare we say "sentimental," craft into a modern, relevant art form. It's the latest offering in the Subversive Cross Stitch brand, beloved by legions of DIYers. Less messy than graffiti, Super Subversive Cross Stitch allows crafters to adorn walls with political pith and irreverent twists on classic quotes ("I think, therefore I drink," "Let the good times be gin"). “This book reminds me that I'm not alone in being crafty and sweary all at the same time. Pass the gin.” —Jenny Lawson, New York Times–bestselling author of Furiously Happy, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, and Broken "Julie is the true OG of the subversive cross-stitch movement. Modern cross-stitch design would not be what it is today without her. She is a positive and supportive force in the cross-stitch community, providing mentorship to other designers and welcoming new stitchers into the hobby. I am so excited about her new book!" —Stephanie Rohr, author of Feminist Cross-Stitch

Author : Aiden Merchant
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1678179493
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Horrific Holidays: A Collection of Five Terrors written by Aiden Merchant and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this first volume of HORRIFIC HOLIDAYS, Merchant tells of cannibalistic grocery baggers, violently jealous lovers, pain-bringing cultists, and more. HORRIFIC HOLIDAYS features five short stories and promises to be a gruesome ride. ""I read this gripping collection in one sitting...sspecially thankful to see Merchant taking risks in publishing this horror-only collection which differs from his previous books."" (Cassandra Vella via Goodreads) ""...one the bloodiest, gory, cannibalistic set of stories I've ever read."" (Kim Napolitano via Goodreads) ""...these stories are truly gripping."" (Syeda Sumayya Tariq via Goodreads) ""...I was too immersed to stop...was it ever hard to put this book down!"" (Amanda Turner via Goodreads)

Author : Weldon Owen
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Festive As F*ck written by Weldon Owen and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.

Author : Gwyn McNamee
Publisher : Gwyn McNamee
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 620 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Warren Family Holiday Collection written by Gwyn McNamee and published by Gwyn McNamee. This book was released on 2022-06-30 with total page 620 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family holidays can be filled with drama. Especially when you're part of the Warren family and a billionaire. Expectations are set high. And failing to meet them can be catastrophic for the future. But the Warren children are willing to give up everything for true love. Find your holiday spirit and believe in happily ever afters again with The Warren Family Holiday Collection. This complete series collection includes Holiday Terminal, Holiday Bridal Wave, and Holiday Fake Date. Holiday Terminal - (A Second Chance Forced Proximity Secret Baby Billionaire Holiday Romance): Two hearts. One snowstorm. A second chance at love. Holiday Bridal Wave - (A Forbidden Office Fake Marriage Billionaire Holiday Romance): A fake marriage to secure a fortune. A feisty assistant planning it. Very complicated feelings. Holiday Fake Date - (A Fake Relationship Mistaken Identity Age Gap Virgin Billionaire Holiday Romance): A cross-country motorcycle road trip with a stranger. Mistaken identity. One tumultuous Thanksgiving dinner.

Author : Julie Jackson
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811853477
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-04-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.

Author : Joe Marshall
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1794736646
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever! (readers copy) written by Joe Marshall and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-11-28 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get a readers copy of the script for the Off-Broadway smash hit THE GAYEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER! It's time for the annual holiday production for a struggling gay theatre company in West Hollywood. Jim, the pot-smoking straight tech guy, offends M&M, the eclectic playwright, causing him to walk out and take his script with him. Now the crazy and drama-addicted team has just a few weeks to product the ""gayest Christmas pageant ever."" This holiday camp-fest is as fast-paced comedy packed with hilarious dialog and over-the-top characters. From award-winning playwright Joe Marshall ('Dirty Secrets, ' 'A Night in Vegas, ' 'A Waning Gibbous Moon').

Author : brandon duran
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1304107531
Total Pages : 105 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Reputation Sells Me Short written by brandon duran and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: this is a collection of earlier works from brandon duran spanning the ages of eighteen to twenty-four. this collection shows a much simpler style than that found in "Have the Guts to Scream About It" but it shows no less anger or fear.