Genius Jokes

Author : Frank Flannery
Publisher : Quarto Publishing Group USA
ISBN 13 : 0760364230
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Genius Jokes written by Frank Flannery and published by Quarto Publishing Group USA. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be in on the joke with this collection of nerdy humor about everything from science to philosophy (complete with explanations) . . . Could anything be more satisfying than getting a joke that flies over the heads of most people in the room? Genius Jokes is a comprehensive collection of wit and wisecracks that will have even the smartest cookie rolling in the aisles. It not only supplies smart jokes about academic subjects like history, science, language, math, psychology, and more—it also provides detailed explanations of the concepts and historical figures the jokes are based on . . . so even if it’s a joke in your worst subject or a class you dropped in week two, you’ll at least know why it’s funny. Impress your friends, family, in-laws, professors, or brilliant love interest, and never laugh at a joke you don’t quite get. With Genius Jokes, you’ll bend minds and split sides with the best!

Author : Brad Graham
Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN 13 : 007159552X
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 51 High-Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius written by Brad Graham and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2007-10-10 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ENGAGE YOUR WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR WITH HUNDREDS OF PRACTICAL GAG DEVICES YOU BUILD YOURSELF! Give your friends and family the shock of their lives! 51 High-Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius has everything you need to pull devastatingly funny (and safe!) technical pranks. From the “evasive beeping thing” to “rats in the walls” to the “rigged lie detector,” you’ll find a plethora of pranks that will feed your inner hacker while you create a state of utter confusion around you! Using easy-to-find parts and tools that all Evil Geniuses can get their hands on, these well-played yet harmless pranks will confound your unsuspecting targets every time. Plus, every gadget can be mixed and matched, allowing you to create hundreds of larger, even more twisted evil prank devices! 51 High-Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius gives you: Instructions and plans for 51 simple-to-advanced projects, complete with 200 how-to illustrations that let you build each device visually Frustration-factor removal—all the needed parts are listed, along with sources Video links to many of the practical jokes on YouTube.com 51 High-Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius provides you with all the instructions, parts lists, and sources you need to pull hilarious pranks, such as: Evasive random beeping things Dripping faucet simulator Hungry garbage can critter Humungous dropping spider Horrible computer failure TV remote control jammer Possessed animatronic doll Flying Ouija board Voices from the grave The barbecue box Ultrasimple pulse shocker Disposable camera taser Ghost door knocker Radio station blocker And many more!

Author : Matthew Diffee
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476748748
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People written by Matthew Diffee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Contains Diffee's funniest [New Yorker] drawings and writings from the past decade as well as all-new cartoons and sketches organized into categories that will appeal to smart attractive people in all walks of life, based on profession and circumstance."--Amazon.com.

Author : Tom E. Moffatt
Publisher : Tom E. Moffatt
ISBN 13 : 1991161786
Total Pages : 135 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'm Joking, Genius! written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2023-05-30 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bored of hearing the same old simple jokes? Sharpen your wit and sizzle your synapses with over five hundred big-brain jokes. Hilariously crafted from clever categories, such as Geometric Japes and Viking Vagary, these jokes will extend, enlighten and entertain even the brainiest of jokesters. Complete with brief introductions from the author and a glossary to expand your vocabulary, this book will give your brain the workout it’s been craving. So, caress that cranium, genius... it’s time for some intellectual jokes: What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes? 2D or not 2D? That is the question. How do you freeze tears? With cryogenics What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater Why were there no Vikings called Ruth? Because they were Ruthless Grab a copy now for hundreds more big-brain jokes for jokesters aged twelve and beyond...

Author : Sky Pony Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 151075492X
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.28/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Belly Laugh Brilliant Jokes for Smart Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-08-18 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of 350 uniquely clever jokes for smart kids, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! What did the wall say to the perpendicular wall? Meet you at the corner! What snack do computers like? Microchips! I love the way the Earth rotates . . . it really makes my day! Belly Laugh Brilliant Jokes for Smart Kids is full of hilarious fun for bright kids! From snappy puns to brilliant one-liners to fun wordplay, this collection is complete with 350 of the smartest jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun (and some knowledge!) into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere!

Author : John William Kirton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 600 pages
Book Rating : 4.YP/5 ( download)

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Download or read book One Thousand Temperence Anecdotes, Jokes, Riddles, Puns and Smart Sayings ... written by John William Kirton and published by . This book was released on 1867 with total page 600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Arthur Asa Berger
Publisher : Transaction Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1412824435
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Genius of the Jewish Joke written by Arthur Asa Berger and published by Transaction Publishers. This book was released on with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Genius of the Jewish Joke focuses on what is distinctive and unusual about Jewish jokes and Jewish humor. Jewish humor is humor by Jews and about Jews, in whatever medium this humor is found. Jokes are defined as short stories, meant to amuse, with a punch line, though Jewish humor exists in many other forms—riddles, comic definitions, parodies—as well. The book makes a "radical" suggestion about the origin of Jewish humor—namely, that Sarah and Abraham's relation to God, and the name of their son Isaac (which, in Hebrew, means laughter), recognizes a special affinity in Jews for humor. Abraham does not sacrifice Isaac (humor) and, thus, humor and the Jews are linked early in Jewish history. Berger discusses techniques of humor and how they can be used to analyze jokes. He also compares "Old World Jewish Humor"—the humor of the shtetl, with its fabulous schlemiels, schlimazels, schnorrers, and other characters—and "New World Humor"—the humor of Jewish doctors, lawyers, accountants, and other professional types living mostly in the suburbs nowadays. Jewish humor is contrasted with other forms of ethnic humor, such as Polish jokes and Italian American jokes. This humor, in addition to providing pleasure, reveals a great deal about Jewish character and culture and, in addition, the human condition. Now available with a new introduction by the author, The Genius of the Jewish Joke is an entertaining and informative inquiry into Jewish humor that explores its distinctiveness, its unique spirit, and its role in Jewish identity.

Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1434264254
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes! written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013-07-01 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most awesome collection of jokes, comics, gags, and basically everything awesome and fun about animals!

Author : John Townsend
Publisher : The Salariya Book Company
ISBN 13 : 1912233002
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Genius Facts & Jokes written by John Townsend and published by The Salariya Book Company. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Truly Foul & Cheesy is a bestselling series of hilarious, fact-packed information books that will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. Quirky illustrations and bite-sized text provide an accessible and entertaining introduction to genius. Find out about eccentric scientists, ingenious inventors and the thin line between genius and madness. Hold onto your sides and dive in!

Author : Dr Keith Souter
Publisher : The History Press
ISBN 13 : 0752471392
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Genius written by Dr Keith Souter and published by The History Press. This book was released on 2011-10-30 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At any party, there's always one person who stands out from the crowd, because he or she talks more intelligently and tells better jokes than everyone else there. And everyone else wishes they were as knowledgeable and witty as that person. Thanks to Keith Souter's The Little Book of Genius, they can be, or at least appear to be. The first part, which is based on serious scientific foundations explained in an accessible and light-hearted manner, explains some handy techniques for winning an argument, getting your point across, telling a joke and generally making the most of yourself. The second contains the essentials of what you need to know about literature, history, art, music, science, sport and other subjects, so that people will think you are cultured, intelligent and well-read. With the help of The Little Book of Genius, you can be the envy of everyone else at the party!