Fuck Off Holidays Im Coloring

Author : Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646432908
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.05/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off, Holidays, I'm Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Put the holiday stress behind you and tune out all that merriment bullshit with this swear word coloring book. Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws. Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time. Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to “fuck off.” When you’ve had a shitty month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines—or out, you can do as you damn well please—and find that inner peace that’s buried in there underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in this coloring book include: - Sleigh me - You’re a ho ho ho! - On the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me… - Have a shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It’s beginning to feel a lot like fuck this This coloring book features 50 kickass designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons—these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don’t have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It’s time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and color through the twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring.

Author : Cindy Booth
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781539989523
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Festive As Fuck: a Hilarious Christmas Swear Word Coloring Book written by Cindy Booth and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-10 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the holiday season with this hilarious Christmas swear word coloring book for adults, filled with cursing Santas, mean reindeer, sarcastic snowmen, and other holiday-themed illustrations dripping with inappropriate language. With illustrations ranging from simple to complex, this adult coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation to help you get through the Christmas season!

Author : Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 1646430883
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off, I Can't Stop Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Fuck Off, I Can't Stop Coloring, relax and color the shit out of these 50+ foul-mouthed insults, letting go of all that f-ing stress of adulthood! Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages.Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of guided coloring. Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, coloring will soothe your stress and save your work week. Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages. Relax and color away the stress of adulthood with 50 foul-mouthed insults.

Author : Sasha O'Hara
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781534602083
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Sasha O'Hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com

Author : Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 1604336617
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Author : Steve Smith
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781545452226
Total Pages : 70 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go Fuck Yourself written by Steve Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 80% OFF! Available for 24.99 $4.99! On Special Sale For 7 Days. Color Away Your Stress For Grown Ups Who Like Swear Words Coloring! Does your annoying co-worker never shut up? Did that asshole break up with you again? Are you looking for a unique novelty gift for your best friend? If your answer to any of the questions is YES, then this book is for you! NEW 30 Unique Designs on Black Paper! Sometimes Life Sucks and one feels like Kicking some ass. This is exactly why I created Go Fuck Yourself Swear Word Coloring Book. To help you, release your anger, color away your stress and take control of your life. ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features Go Fuck Yourself features relieving and relaxing swear words to color. Each page in this coloring book is beautifully designed with mesmerizing shapes, flowers, and patterns to reset when those ass-hats ruin your day. 30 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Each Swear Word Is Printed on a Separate Sheet of Black Paper Variety of Designs for Diverse Skill Levels Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Amazing Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! A Stress-Relieving Sweary Words Coloring Book Cuntcake Dickhead Fart Professor Go Fuck Yourself Lame Dick No Bitch What The Fuck Dickweed Bullshit Asshole Damn Fuckity Fuck You Dog Sucker Fucknugget Piss Off Bullocks No Bitch Go To Hell Holy Cow Fuck It Shit Magnet Screw You Get Lost Moron Knobhead Fuck Monday Badass Yuck Fou Wingnut So what are you waiting for ? Buy This Sweary Coloring Book Now and.... Dive into 30 intricate designs with wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes Swear Words laid over therapeutic designs. Don't hesitate, pick up your copy NOW by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page! ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** --------------------------------------------------------------- Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Release Your Anger by James Alexander TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

Author : Peter F. Copeland
Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 9780486253886
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book American Sailing Ships Coloring Book written by Peter F. Copeland and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 1987-01-01 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forty-five magnificent ready-to-color illustrations depict USS Constitution, sloops, whalers, frigates, clippers, more. Informative captions.

Author : Peter F. Copeland
Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 9780486233932
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pirates and Buccaneers Coloring Book written by Peter F. Copeland and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 1977 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Morgan, Blackbeard, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, others in 44 accurate plates. Shown in color on covers. Captions.

Author : Sasha O'hara
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539679370
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Happy F*cking Holidays written by Sasha O'hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Author : Hannah Caner
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 9781250121424
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Color Me F*cking Calm written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!