Free The Dumb

Author : William Wallace
Publisher : BalboaPress
ISBN 13 : 1452531838
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Free the Dumb written by William Wallace and published by BalboaPress. This book was released on 2011-01-25 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Free the Dumb is about how Americans have lost their freedom by giving up their God given rights for privileges. The government should serve the people; the people should not serve the government. Will Rogers said, Its not what you dont know that hurts you. Its what you know that aint so. Benjamin Franklin said, Anyone giving up rights for security deserves to lose both. Orville Wright said, If we were to accept truth as everything we were told to be true, there would be little hope for the human race. Here are just a few questions that you will find the answers to in this book: What was bulletproof George Washingtons vision for the United States? Why did it take two years after the Revolutionary War to sign the Treaty of Paris giving the American people the rights of a King? People of a State are entitled to all rights which formerly belong to the King by his prerogative. Lansing vs. Smith (1892) Wend.9, 20. How after hundreds of years of prayer in school did the government, supporting communism, make it unconstitutional? Why lawyers are not citizens of the United States and why every law made after the 1840s is an illegal law? How you volunteered to be a subject citizen by not stating that you didnt volunteer even though you didnt know that you have to state that you didnt volunteer, which resulted in losing all the rights of a King, trading rights for privileges and illegally transferring non transferable rights. How Americans support the ten planks of communism? How can you pledge allegiance to a Republic and live in a democracy when democracy is mentioned zero times in the United States Constitution, the Supreme Law of the Land? How indentured servitude was changed to slavery? How many people in the 20th century were killed because their countries did not have a 2nd Amendment? Why is gay marriage illegal? How the American people since March 9, 1933 became the enemy of the government? Why is Social Security under Treaty Law and should never run out of money? What is the difference between living in the United States vs. living in the united States of America? Comrade Lenin said, Confuse the meaning of words and you confuse the mind. Why the only legal tax form is 2555 and why wages are not income? How the Federal Reserve creates money out of thin air and charges the American people interest? What is the truth about ID cards, road blocks and searches? What is the difference between driving and traveling? How can you own land without any government interference, including property taxes? What are the rights of a jury and how to challenge jurisdiction? Why oil wells dont dry up? Why was lead taken out of paint? How the government made hippies? What is the truth about mammograms and how to increase breast size when going through puberty? What is the cure for cancer which was discovered in 1931? What are the natural cures and preventions for diseases, including autism? What is an easy, painless procedure to kill parasites? How a dental chart will show which organs in your body are connected to your teeth? What are the effects of electricity on your body and soul? How to tell who gives you energy, who you give energy to, whose energy controls you and whose energy you control? What are the best foods to eat for your energy? How to look at faces and determine what organs are damaged? How King James changed the Bible? How to get spiritual help? Why the created can never be greater than the one that created it? Are your public servants serving you or are you serving them?

Author : John Scalzi
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106868
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Presents Book of the Dumb 2 written by John Scalzi and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this sequel to the best-selling Uncle John’s Presents Book of the Dumb, guest author John Scalzi casts a wide net to bring readers more mind-boggling dumbosities perpetrated by dumb-doers. This time, to prove that dumb-nastics are not a modern phenomenon, Scalzi digs into the past to unearth some of history’s most ill-advised blunders. The lesson: Dumb is as dumb does. And you’ll be smarter for reading it.

Author : Editors of Readers Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621451496
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dumb Book written by Editors of Readers Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-03-18 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The old adage truth is stranger than fiction can also be construed as truth is funnier than fiction and we see no shortage of real people doing and saying dumb things and making us laugh in the process. The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of dumb people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In our first collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. “You’re a dumb criminal if…You’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department.” “During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD “In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA “I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: “I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545347580
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.

Author : Charles Pierce
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0767926153
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Idiot America written by Charles Pierce and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER The three Great Premises of Idiot America: · Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units · Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough · Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is determined by how fervently they believe it With his trademark wit and insight, veteran journalist Charles Pierce delivers a gut-wrenching, side-splitting lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States. Pierce asks how a country founded on intellectual curiosity has somehow deteriorated into a nation of simpletons more apt to vote for an American Idol contestant than a presidential candidate. But his thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma, and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated. Erudite and razor-sharp, Idiot America is at once an invigorating history lesson, a cutting cultural critique, and a bullish appeal to our smarter selves.

Author : Allen Carr
Publisher : Arcturus Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1789509602
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Smart Phone Dumb Phone written by Allen Carr and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-15 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Allen Carr method has helped millions quit smoking. Now its experts are determined to tackle the UK's obsession with digital devices" - Daily Express "You'll be aware off how your devices affect you and most of all, you will enjoy the feeling of regaining control" - Daily Mirror Do you pull out your phone at every idle moment? Do hours slip away as you mindlessly scroll? Has your smartphone added a level of detachment between you and the outside world? Sadly technology which should be a wonderful boon to us has started to blight our lives. The average adult spends nearly ten hours a day looking at digital screens, leading to unprecedented levels of stress, isolation, procrastination and inertia. The fact is that digital dependence is an addiction and should be treated as such. Allen Carr's Easyway is a breath of fresh air when it comes to addiction treatment. Tried and tested as an incredibly successful stop-smoking method, its principles have since been applied to other addictions such as alcohol, gambling and caffeine with outstanding results. Here, for the first time, the Easyway method has been used to overcome digital addiction, and it really works! Smart Phone Dumb Phone rewires our relationship to technology. By unravelling the brainwashing process behind our addictive behaviour, we are freed from dependence and can reassert control over our time and productivity. Including 20 practical steps to help you along your way, this wonderful guide will release you from the clutches of your smartphone and allow you to live in the moment. It truly is the easyway.

Author : Lisa Hanawalt
Publisher : Drawn & Quarterly
ISBN 13 : 1770465758
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Dirty Dumb Eyes written by Lisa Hanawalt and published by Drawn & Quarterly. This book was released on 2021-06-10 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharply observant, laugh-out-loud funny comics from The Believer cartoonist and New York Times illustrator My Dirty Dumb Eyes is the highly anticipated debut collection from award-winning cartoonist Lisa Hanawalt. In a few short years, Hanawalt has made a name for herself: her intricately detailed, absurdly funny comics have appeared in venues as wide and varied as The Hairpin, VanityFair.com, Lucky Peach, Saveur, The New York Times, and The Believer. My Dirty Dumb Eyes intermingles drawings, paintings, single-panel gag jokes, funny lists, and anthropomorphized animals, all in the service of satirical, startlingly observant commentary on pop culture, contemporary society, and human idiosyncrasies. Her wild sense of humor contrasts strikingly with the carefully rendered lines and flawless draftsmanship that are Hanawalt trademarks. Whether she’s revealing the secret lives of celebrity chefs or explaining that what dogs really want is a tennis-ball bride, My Dirty Dumb Eyes will have readers rolling in the aisles, as Hanawalt’s insights into human (and animal) behavior startle and delight time and again.

Author : Georgia Webber
Publisher : Fantagraphics Books
ISBN 13 : 1683961161
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dumb written by Georgia Webber and published by Fantagraphics Books. This book was released on 2018-08-08 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part memoir, part medical cautionary tale, Dumb tells the story of how an urban twentysomething copes with the everyday challenges that come with voicelessness. Webber adroitly uses the comics medium to convey the practical hurdles she faced as well as the fear and dread that accompanied her increasingly lonely journey to regain her life. Her raw cartooning style, occasionally devolving into chaotic scribbles, splotches of ink, and overlapping montages, perfectly captures her frustration and anxiety. But her ordeal ultimately becomes a hopeful story. Throughout, she learns to lean on the support of her close friends, finds self-expression in creating comics, and comes to understand and appreciate how deeply her voice and identity are intertwined.

Author : Madeline Dorr
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780140378061
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dumb and Dumber written by Madeline Dorr and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: YA. From current film about two really dumb guys.

Author : Jodi Lynn Anderson
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 080279792X
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Americapedia written by Jodi Lynn Anderson and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2011-07-19 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a blend of humor and a civic textbook to cover American politics, international relations, religion, and culture.