Dont Tell Mum I Work On The Rigs

Author : Paul Carter
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
ISBN 13 : 1741153816
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs...She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse written by Paul Carter and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Great two-fisted writing from the far side of hell.' - John Birmingham, bestselling author of He Died with a Felafel in his Hand 'A unique look at a gritty game. Relentlessly funny and obsessively readable.' - Phillip Noyce, director of The Quiet American and Clear and Present Danger Paul Carter has been shot at, hijacked and held hostage. He's almost died of dysentery in Asia and toothache in Russia, watched a Texan lose his mind in the jungles of Asia, lost a lot of money backing a mouse against a scorpion in a fight to the death, and been served cocktails by an orang-utan on an ocean freighter. And that's just his day job. Taking postings in some of the world's wildest and most remote regions, not to mention some of the roughest oil rigs on the planet, Paul has worked, gotten into trouble and been given serious talkings to in locations as far-flung as the North Sea, Middle East, Borneo and Tunisia, as exotic as Sumatera, Vietnam and Thailand, and as flat out dangerous as Columbia, Nigeria and Russia, with some of the maddest, baddest and strangest people you could ever hope not to meet. Strap yourself in for an exhilarating, crazed, sometimes terrifying, usually bloody funny ride through one man's adventures in the oil trade. When not getting into trouble on the rigs Paul lives a quiet life in Sydney.

Author : Paul Carter
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1857884418
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book This is Not a Drill! written by Paul Carter and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this outrageous sequel to Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs (She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse), Paul Carter picks up right where he left off, and pulls out more adventures from a mad, bad and dangerous life in the international oil trade. Packed with action and mayhem galore, This Is Not a Drill cracks along at an unrelenting pace. In this fast, furious and very funny book, Paul almost drowns when the Russian rig he's working on begins to capsize; is reunited with his dad, another adrenaline junkie; gets married; hangs out with his rig buddies in exotic locations; gets hammered on vodka in Sakhalin; watches the winner of a crab race nip off his friend's toe: and spends a couple of interesting weeks in Afghanistan with some mates who run an outfit that just happens to contract out mercenaries for hire...

Author : Kevin Quirk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0684834472
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Not Now Honey I'm Watching the Game written by Kevin Quirk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1997-10-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is he hooked on sports? Does she feel left out when the game is on? How can women and men get along in our sports-crazed society?

Author : Barry Martin
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1466839139
Total Pages : 271 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Under One Roof written by Barry Martin and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes people aren't who you think they are. Everyone knew what was going on in Ballard, Washington: developers were building a giant shopping mall, but a house belonging to a feisty octogenarian named Edith Wilson Macefield was in the way. They offered her a million dollars. She told them to take a hike. Everyone knew that Barry Martin, head of the construction project, was involved in the push to get her out of the house so that the project could proceed without further delay. Everyone was wrong. When Barry took the job as construction supervisor for the shopping mall that was being erected around Edith's little house, he determined to make things as easy for her as he could. He didn't expect that she'd ask him to drive her to a hair appointment—but he did offer to help, after all. And it was in that one small gesture that an unlikely friendship was sparked, one that changed them both forever. The story of Barry Martin and Edith Macefield is a tale of balance and compassion, of giving enough without giving too much, of helping our elderly loved ones through the tough times without taking away their dignity. In the end, Under One Roof is a tale of grace, and one from which all of us can take solace and strength. From Barry and Edith we have much to learn about love and letting go and, just possibly, about seeing through fading light to find great joy.

Author : Coree Spencer
Publisher : Abrams Noterie
ISBN 13 : 9781419740466
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.66/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'm Not OK, You're Not OK (Fill-In Book) written by Coree Spencer and published by Abrams Noterie. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An activity book that offers laughs for days when you are anxious, depressed, or feeling down I'm Not OK, You're Not OK is an activity book for days when you feel anxious, depressed, or insecure. Conceived by an author and illustrator who have come to rely on laughter and other drugs to cope with their mental health issues, this book is like being with a hilarious friend who has no good advice but totally gets what you are going through. Use a bingo board to track signs that things may be off. Consult a list of conversation enders and excuses for staying home when social anxiety creeps in, and track the number of times you've canceled plans with a handy punch card. I'm Not OK, You're Not OK is brightly illustrated throughout but unafraid of the dark side. We've all been there, and that's OK.

Author : Amos O'Henry
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781649696908
Total Pages : 438 pages
Book Rating : 4.06/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Eat Beat Sleep Repeat written by Amos O'Henry and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-24 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book describes my life and experiences as a Fly In Fly Out (FIFO) worker in the oil and gas industry, from trainee to fifteen-year veteran. My career - so far - has included stints on four offshore facilities and one major onshore LNG (Liquefied Natural Gas) project. I currently work on the World's largest floating object which I helped build in South Korea over a three year period. These experiences have been unique in many ways, but are conveyed in a very human way; I was not interested in writing a technical book, a history of the industry, or an environmental tome of monumental importance. This is just a story of my life as a FIFO worker during one of the busiest and most interesting times in the industry, particularly Australia. For example, my current facility was the first floating LNG plant ever designed, and is a game changer for the industry, but the process is described in laymen's terms, easy to understand. We have also seen major upheaval caused by the Covid-19 pandemic; border restrictions, enforced separation and isolation, falls in oil prices and increased Unionism. In short, this is a description of a unique way of working and living. It involves a cast of hundreds of characters, places and events, most of them amusing, some of them sad or possibly even exciting, a lot of them are things that are small in their own way but have never been presented in a book, with the possible exception of "Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse ". It is what we do on a day-to-day basis when we are at work, and I believe that a large amount of "normal" people are very interested in this lifestyle, apart from the 150,000 plus FIFO workers based in Australia, Canada and elsewhere. It also openly and honestly describes my descent into depression, sometimes so bad I wanted to suicide. FIFO can be hard. FIFO is a different life altogether, it comes with its own issues and problems, from distances travelled, the method of getting there, fatigue, dangerous conditions, depression, anxiety, separation from family and The World, huge relationship hurdles, as well as the concept of being trapped by the lifestyle and the large salaries, the Golden Handcuffs as we call it. In fact, this book is a study of Australian working culture in many ways with all its blemishes. The lifestyle is not for everyone, especially offshore, and many people have crashed and burned in the time I have been in the job. We do a minimum of 12 hour days, 7 days a week, up to 28 days straight, sometimes longer when storms hit or choppers fail. At the same time a lot of us get paid well and we get decent breaks where we spend that money we earn. And we work with some of the best people on the planet, even if the Companies and their management structures leave a lot to be desired. I hope you enjoy it and find it interesting.

Author : Chanita Foster
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780998521022
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Girl, I'm Not Tripping, I'm Depressed written by Chanita Foster and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Transparency is a gift that we often fail to unwrap. Girl, I'm Not Tripping, I'm Depressed offers an insightful look into the heart of depression, and offers up a robust, inspiring look at triumph through walking in truth.

Author : Paul Carter
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
ISBN 13 : 1743431910
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ride Like Hell and You'll Get There written by Paul Carter and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Attempting 300 kph on an untested experimental motorcycle could be considered a perfect way to kill yourself, but Paul Carter is still, well, Paul Carter and danger at high speed is his second name. Whether discovering that being dyslexic means delivering your lines to camera back to front in the midst of filming a TV series, or starting a new business and travelling the world, or dealing with life's more sober moments like the birth of a son or the loss of a father, Paul Carter is still the funniest man in the bar and the nicest alpha male you'll ever meet as he risks all for the sake of a good story. So strap yourself in and brace yourself for his fourth book - we all remain hopeful that he will not be institutionalised before completing his fifth.

Author : Paul Carter
Publisher : Allen & Unwin
ISBN 13 : 1741146984
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse written by Paul Carter and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2005 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A take no prisoners' approach to life has seen Paul Carter heading to some of the world's most remote, wild and dangerous places as a contractor in the oil business. Amazingly, he's survived (so far) to tell these stories from the edge of civilization, and reason.

Author : Don L. McCorkle
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539632214
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Buddy Plan written by Don L. McCorkle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-23 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories of soldiers; heartwarming, incredible, and the truly amazing account of one young solider pronounced dead twice in Vietnam, but lives today to tell of the many miracles of his recovery.