Dont Read This Book Whatever You Do

Author : Kalli Dakos
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9781439107829
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do! written by Kalli Dakos and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-06-23 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this delicious companion volume to If You’re Not Here, Please Raise Your Hand, thirty-seven poems and miniplays celebrate elementary school life and the funny, poignant, wondrous, and telling moments that can happen only in a classroom.

Author : Jill Lewis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781589250949
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Read This Book! written by Jill Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2010-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A king frantically rides throughout his kingdom trying to piece together fragments of his story.

Author : Max Greenfield
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593616596
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud written by Max Greenfield and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-09-19 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.

Author : Andy Lee
Publisher : Scholastic Press
ISBN 13 : 9781338668988
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Do Not Open This Book written by Andy Lee and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.

Author : Deanna Kizis
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 059311681X
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Please Don't Read This Book written by Deanna Kizis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-01-12 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot

Author : Stephanie Burt
Publisher : Basic Books
ISBN 13 : 0465094511
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Read Poetry written by Stephanie Burt and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An award-winning poet offers a brilliant introduction to the joys--and challenges--of the genre In Don't Read Poetry, award-winning poet and literary critic Stephanie Burt offers an accessible introduction to the seemingly daunting task of reading, understanding, and appreciating poetry. Burt dispels preconceptions about poetry and explains how poems speak to one another--and how they can speak to our lives. She shows readers how to find more poems once they have some poems they like, and how to connect the poetry of the past to the poetry of the present. Burt moves seamlessly from Shakespeare and other classics to the contemporary poetry circulated on Tumblr and Twitter. She challenges the assumptions that many of us make about "poetry," whether we think we like it or think we don't, in order to help us cherish--and distinguish among--individual poems. A masterful guide to a sometimes confounding genre, Don't Read Poetry will instruct and delight ingénues and cognoscenti alike.

Author : Dashka Slater
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 1250783607
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Book for Escargot written by Dashka Slater and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *An Amazon Best Book of the Year and Indie Bestseller!* In A Book for Escargot, the standalone sequel to Escargot--written by award-winning and New York Times-bestselling author Dashka Slater and illustrated by Sydney Hanson--we follow a funny and charming French snail through a library to find the book of his dreams. Bonjour! It is moi, Escargot, your favorite French snail. Today I am going on a trip to the library, where there are so many stories to choose from! Stories about dog superheroes... guinea pig detectives.... and flamingo astronauts. But sadly, none of these books is about a daring snail hero who saves the day. What is that you say? Perhaps this is the book about the snail hero? Ooh-la-la!

Author : Mortimer J. Adler
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476790159
Total Pages : 448 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Read a Book written by Mortimer J. Adler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Investigates the art of reading by examining each aspect of reading, problems encountered, and tells how to combat them.

Author : Jean Reidy
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 9780063041509
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book What Would You Do in a Book about You? written by Jean Reidy and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Oh, The Places You'll Go! and The Wonderful Things You Will Be, What Would You Do in a Book About You? will empower kids to reach for their dreams. From Zolotow Honor award-winning author Jean Reidy (Truman) and illustrated by Joey Chou, this lyrical picture book has pitch-perfect rhythm and rhyme and makes for a great read-aloud. No dream is too big or too small in this heartwarming, heart-building book about you! So, stop. Dream. Think it through. And remember, there is so much you can do. Here is an exuberant book that asks what wonderful, endless possibilities your story and your future might hold, making YOU the author of your own powerful tale. Perfect for a graduation, a new baby, a birthday, or any milestone in a child's or adult's life, this book celebrates everything you are capable of doing and becoming. For after all, the best stories are the ones that you will write . . .

Author : Anna Claybourne
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1426328419
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Read This Book Before Bed written by Anna Claybourne and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents true stories about real-life monsters, doomed domains, and strange disappearances, many attributed to ghosts and other supernatural encounters.