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Author : Tom Kenny
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0449817660
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Be a Jerk, It's Christmas! written by Tom Kenny and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lyrics of "Don't be a jerk-- it's Christmas" from the stop-motion animation film, "It's a Spongebob Christmas."

Author : Random House
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0385378564
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book It's a Spongebob Christmas! written by Random House and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SpongeBob and friends celebrate Christmas.

Author : Nickelodeon Publishing
Publisher : Nickelodeon Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1612633269
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Be A Jerk - It's Christmas! (SpongeBob SquarePants) written by Nickelodeon Publishing and published by Nickelodeon Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11-16 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas -- it's a time for giving, spending time with loved ones, and spreading holiday cheer... but NOT for being a jerk! Sing along as SpongeBob SquarePants and friends take a festive romp through Bikini Bottom set to the lyrics of the hit song, "Don't Be a Jerk — It's Christmas" from the stop-motion sensation, "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!"

Author : Wendy Mass
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 031618036X
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life written by Wendy Mass and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2010-11-30 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In one month Jeremy Fink will turn thirteen. But does he have what it takes to be a teenager? He collects mutant candy, he won't venture more than four blocks from his apartment if he can help it, and he definitely doesn't like surprises. On the other hand, his best friend, Lizzy, isn't afraid of anything, even if that might get her into trouble now and then. Jeremy's summer takes an unexpected turn when a mysterious wooden box arrives in the mail. According to the writing on the box, it holds the meaning of life! Jeremy is supposed to open it on his thirteenth birthday. The problem is, the keys are missing, and the box is made so that only the keys will open it without destroying what's inside. Jeremy and Lizzy set off to find the keys, but when one of their efforts goes very wrong, Jeremy starts to lose hope that he'll ever be able to open the box. But he soon discovers that when you're meeting people named Oswald Oswald and using a private limo to deliver unusual objects to strangers all over the city, there might be other ways of finding out the meaning of life. Lively characters, surprising twists, and thought-provoking ideas make Wendy Mass's latest novel an unforgettable read.

Author : Christina Lauren
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476730105
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.03/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Beautiful Bastard written by Christina Lauren and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-02-12 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ambitious intern. A perfectionist executive. And a whole lot of name calling. Discover the story that garnered more than two million reads online. Whip-smart, hardworking, and on her way to an MBA, Chloe Mills has only one problem: her boss, Bennett Ryan. He’s exacting, blunt, inconsiderate—and completely irresistible. A Beautiful Bastard. Bennett has returned to Chicago from France to take a vital role in his family’s massive media business. He never expected that the assistant who’d been helping him from abroad was the gorgeous, innocently provocative—completely infuriating—creature he now has to see every day. Despite the rumors, he’s never been one for a workplace hookup. But Chloe’s so tempting he’s willing to bend the rules—or outright smash them—if it means he can have her. All over the office. As their appetites for one another increase to a breaking point, Bennett and Chloe must decide exactly what they’re willing to lose in order to win each other. Originally only available online as The Office by tby789—and garnering over 2 million reads on fanfiction sites—Beautiful Bastard has been extensively updated for re-release.

Author : Andrea R. Frazer
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781511446372
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Happily Ticked Off written by Andrea R. Frazer and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former Hollywood sitcom writer and funny girl Andrea R. Frazer thought she had it all: a hunky husband, two gorgeous kids, a house in the 'burbs . . . but when her son was diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome, a disorder that causes uncontrollable tics and twitches, her fantasy life imploded. Terrified, she feared he would bark, scream and curse in circle time. Turns out the only person who barked, screamed and cursed was Andrea, as she went head-to-head with this confusing condition. From diet to meds, shrinks to therapists, Frazer has written a no-holds-barred mom-moir about the realities of raising a kid on the spectrum. It isn't always pretty, but it's real, and if you're as scared as she was, clarity can look pretty darn gorgeous. Written with humor, transparency and most importantly, hope, it's Andrea's desire that this book will hold the hand of every special needs parent. "May it whisper in your ear, 'You did not cause this condition. Stop blaming yourself. You are not alone.' And while you're at it, eat a taco. Life is better with a little food. (Trust me on this one.)" ~ Andrea

Author : David Cross
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446550884
Total Pages : 191 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Drink for a Reason written by David Cross and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-08-31 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The star and creative force behind Mr. Show and Arrested Development pens his "first and final book, chronicling his meteoric rise and abysmal fall in the literary world." After a decade spent in isolation in the Ugandan jungles thinking about stuff, David Cross has written his first book. Known for roles on the small screen such as "never-nude" Tobias Funke on Arrested Development and the role of "David" in Mr. Show With Bob And David, as well as a hugely successful stand-up routine full of sharp-tongued rants and rages, Cross has carved out his place in American comedy. Whether deflating the pomposity of religious figures, calling out the pathetic symbiosis of pseudo-celebrity and its leaching fandom, or merely pushing the buttons of the way-too-easily offended P.C. left or the caustic, double-standard of the callous (but funnier) right, Cross has something to say about everyone, including his own ridiculous self. Now, for the first time, Cross is weaving his media mockery, celebrity denunciation, religious commentary and sheer madness into book form, revealing the true story behind his almost existential distaste of Jim Belushi ("The Belush"), disclosing the up-to-now unpublished minutes to a meeting of Fox television network executives, and offering up a brutally grotesque run-in with Bill O'Reilly. And as if this wasn't enough for your laughing pleasure in these troubled times, some of the pieces splinter off with additional material being created online in exclusive video and animated web content created solely for the book-a historical first (presumably)! With a mix of personal essays, satirical fiction posing as truth, advice for rich people, information from America's least favorite Rabbi and a top-ten list of top-ten lists, I Drink for a Reason is as unique as the comedian himself, and cannot be missed.

Author : Nickelodeon Publishing
Publisher : Nickelodeon
ISBN 13 : 1951804562
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Welcome to Camp Coral! (The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run) written by Nickelodeon Publishing and published by Nickelodeon. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE ON THE RUN comes to theatres May 22, 2020. Part origin story, part rescue mission, and part buddy road trip, the all new feature-length movie follows SpongeBob, Patrick, and the entire Bikini Bottom crew as they embark on a journey that spans from childhood to an adventure to save their friend, Gary the Snail. Boys and girls ages 3-7 will enjoy this all-new storybook based on the film. This Nickelodeon read-along contains audio narration.

Author : Kieran Scott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982154004
Total Pages : 448 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Wish You Were Gone written by Kieran Scott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-02-22 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “captivating thriller full of twists and surprises” (Megan Miranda, New York Times bestselling author) about what happens when the death of a husband and father isn’t the tragedy everyone believes—perfect for fans of the Netflix original series Dead to Me. Emma Walsh has finally worked up the courage to confront her husband James about his drinking. But James never shows up to meet her as planned, and all her righteous words go unsaid. And unsaid they remain, because the next time Emma sees James, his body lies crumpled amidst the wreckage of his flashy car. In the aftermath of the fatal crash, Emma and her teenage children begin to embrace life without James’s looming, volcanic presence. Buoyed by the support of her two closest friends, she struggles to deal with her grief, complicated by the knowledge that her husband’s legacy as an upstanding business owner and family man shines only because so many people, for so long, were so willing to keep his secrets—secrets that twist into new and unexpected shapes as the mysterious details of his last day of life begin to come to light. A “stylish” (Publishers Weekly) and “delicious” (Booklist) domestic thriller, Wish You Were Gone will keep you guessing “until not just the last page, but the last paragraph” (Chandler Baker, New York Times bestselling author).

Author : Neil Gaiman
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060530944
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Graveyard Book written by Neil Gaiman and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-09-28 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It takes a graveyard to raise a child. Nobody Owens, known as Bod, is a normal boy. He would be completely normal if he didn't live in a graveyard, being raised by ghosts, with a guardian who belongs to neither the world of the living nor the dead. There are adventures in the graveyard for a boy—an ancient Indigo Man, a gateway to the abandoned city of ghouls, the strange and terrible Sleer. But if Bod leaves the graveyard, he will be in danger from the man Jack—who has already killed Bod's family.