Crap Dates

Author : Rhodri Marsden
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452132054
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Crap Dates written by Rhodri Marsden and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A good date can be exhilarating: a shared joke, an improbable spark, long moments of gazing fondly into each other's eyes. Not so for the dating disasters featured in this collection of laugh-out-loud actual tweets about the most terrible evenings imaginable. From seriously unwelcome confessions, to dousing dates in wine, to bringing them back to creepy apartments to meet favorite stuffed animals, here are the funniest and most alarming reports from dating's front lines. Along the way, author Rhodri Marsden offers tips on how to identify and avoid the worst of the bad daters, including married men, blatant liars, deluded optimists, and more. This harrowing collection of real nightmare dates will amuse anyone who's suffered through one of cupid's off nights.

Author : Rebekah Manley
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646040686
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Alexandra and the Awful, Awkward, No Fun, Truly Bad Dates written by Rebekah Manley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow Alexandra and her adorable French bulldog pup Lottie as Alex goes on 30 dates in 30 days in this charming parody/comedic dating horror story all about dating apps, being stood up, and the other joys of millennial dating culture. Set in the thick of our swipe right society, newly thirty-year-old Alexandra decides she’s got nothing to lose and sets off on a 30-dates-in-30-days adventure. With her trusty French bulldog pup Lottie, Alex experiences the worst of millennial dating culture. From know-it-alls and bores to Mama’s boys and no-shows and everything else in between, you’ll be laughing along with Alex as she searches for love but ultimately discovers something a lot more meaningful. Alexandra and the Awful, Awkward, No Fun, Truly Bad Dates is the perfect gift for anyone who has swiped right, blind dated, or simply been a little bit lost in love at one point in their life.

Author : Theresa Rebeck
Publisher : Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780573630477
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bad Dates written by Theresa Rebeck and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedy Character: 1 female Interior Set "And then I realize, in this sort of strange, hallucinatory moment, that the bug guy is looking kind of good, and the things he's saying about bugs are really kind of fascinating and it is then that I realized that maybe it has been too long since I've been on a date."--So confesses a single mother and self-described restaurant idiot-savant in this thoroughly charming and slyly sweet one-woman play by the author of The Butte

Author : Sarah Wexler
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402259247
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Awful First Dates written by Sarah Wexler and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2012 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "He spills out a pile of pennies all over the table, telling me he fished through the couch for change to pay for his big night out." From the guy who chews on rocks to the one who has his mom tag along, Awful First Dates is filled with hilarious, cringe-worthy, holy-crap-did-that-really-happen?! stories from celebrities like Lauren Conrad and Michael Kors, you'll laugh, you'll cringe-and most importantly-you'll feel better about some of the date's you've been on! •He ate an entire bowl of dip with his fingers. •He said, "I think we should hang out in the woods and just groove on each other." •About thirty minutes in, he paused, took a sip of win, and then said, "So, can we go have sex now?" Sarah Z. Wexler, a freelance writer, lives and goes on first dates in New York City.

Author : Kari Tumminia
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578646701
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.06/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No Bad Dates written by Kari Tumminia and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-14 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NO BAD DATES IS THE DATING GUIDE BOOK FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE READY TO SHIFT THEIR PERSPECTIVE AROUND FINDING LOVE, BUT ARE TIRED OF BEING TOLD WHAT IMPOSSIBLE IDEAL THEY HAVE TO MEET FIRST. In No Bad Dates, love and dating coach, Kari Tumminia, introduces you to ten essential mindset shifts to empower you to flip the script on dating. Using over a decade of experience coaching international clients to powerful transformations, wildly entertaining personal stories, insightful advice, and exercises, she helps you:? Let go of and finally be done with the love-life lessons from your past, your parents, and whatever limiting beliefs about love you've picked up along the way.? Create a framework to date differently, with purpose, intention, and fun- and start right now. ? Finally show up for yourself and unapologetically live, love, and date like the goddess you are.By the end of this book, you'll understand where some of your worst dating habits came from, how to find gratitude and peace with your past, and how to embrace the empowering ideal that there are no bad dates as you move forward to create better love.

Author : Kate O'Keeffe
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781081028671
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No More Bad Dates written by Kate O'Keeffe and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The perfect fun-filled escape from reality! Kate O'Keeffe at her delightful best!" - Bestselling author Whitney DineenThree friends form the No More Bad Dates Pact: stop dating the wrong guys and start dating the right ones - weirdos and jerks need not apply.Twenty-five-year-old Sophie McCarthy's career is virtually nonexistent, her family expects her to "do something important" with her life, and she's totally sick of dating the wrong guys: the self-absorbed, the arrogant, the borderline criminally insane. After she's unceremoniously dumped during the vows at her boss's wedding, she and her two equally disappointed-in-love best friends agree to help each other find decent guys to date. Together, they form the No More Bad Dates Pact: stop dating the wrong guys and start dating the right ones-weirdos and jerks need not apply.When Sophie's roommate Jason Christie-a.k.a. doctor-in-training and serial nurse-dater-joins the pact, he vows to weed out the bad ones for her. But with his rejection of every guy Sophie meets, she begins to wonder if he's got an ulterior motive. And anyway, why does she always have so much more fun with Jason than with the guys she's actually trying to date?While desperately seeking her "happy for now," could Sophie stumble into her "happily ever after?"High Tea is a spin-off of Kate O'Keeffe's bestselling Cozy Cottage Café series. Escape to New Zealand in this fun, feel-good chick lit series!Books in the High Tea series: Book 1: No More Bad DatesBook 2: No More Terrible DatesBook 3: No More Horrible Dates

Author : Trevor Greene
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bad Date written by Trevor Greene and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vancouver's downtown East-side neighborhood, the poorest postal code in Canada, is a ten-block compound of poverty, pain, and despair in a sparkling, healthy, rich city. In the parlance of the street, this area is known as Low Track, where drug-addicted prostitutes barely sustain themselves and their habit by selling their bodies. Suspended in the miasma of smoke and despair and the stench that hangs over these mean streets is the mystery of thirty-one Low Track prostitutes who appear to have vanished over the past few years, without a trace. Theories abound about serial killers and murderous freighter crews, while some speculate that some of the women shook their drug habit and just walked away from the life. In Trevor Greene's illuminating book, Bad Date: The Lost Girls of Vancouver's Low Track, he writes about this true-life mystery. Having interviewed the families of the missing women and the police involved in the case, he comes up with some possible explanations of what might have happened. There are no bodies, no eyewitnesses, and no clues. Just a void where thirty-one women once were, families and friends left behind, and a mystery that has the women still working Low Track watching their backs and fearing the night.

Author : Marla Martenson
Publisher : Hampton Roads Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 9781571746009
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.05/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Good Date, Bad Date written by Marla Martenson and published by Hampton Roads Publishing Company. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dating professional leads bewildered singles through the dating process, inthis work filled with self tests, quizzes, and both dating success and horrorstories.

Author : Sarah Wexler
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402259239
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Awful First Dates written by Sarah Wexler and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "He spills out a pile of pennies all over the table, telling me he fished through the couch for change to pay for his big night out." From the guy who chews on rocks to the one who has his mom tag along, Awful First Dates is filled with hilarious, cringe-worthy, holy-crap-did-that-really-happen?! stories from celebrities like Lauren Conrad and Michael Kors, you'll laugh, you'll cringe—and most importantly—you'll feel better about some of the date's you've been on! He ate an entire bowl of dip with his fingers. He said, "I think we should hang out in the woods and just groove on each other." About thirty minutes in, he paused, took a sip of win, and then said, "So, can we go have sex now?" Sarah Z. Wexler, a freelance writer, lives and goes on first dates in New York City.

Author : J. S. Cooper
Publisher : J.S. Cooper
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Worst Date Ever written by J. S. Cooper and published by J.S. Cooper. This book was released on with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Go on a date,” she said. “You’ll love it,” she said. She was wrong! It had been one year, two months and seventeen days since my last date. So my best friend Abby decided to sign me up for a dating app. She guaranteed that she could get me the best date of my life within one week. I didn’t really want to do it, but I figured what did I have to lose? Turns out that I had: 1. $500 2. My dignity 3. My patience and 4. My innocence to lose OK, so I didn’t really have my innocence to lose, but believe you me, Jack Morrison was my worst date ever. And I’ve been on a lot of bad dates. Trust me when I say that that was the longest ten hours and 33 minutes of my life. I never wanted to see or speak to him again. But it turns out you don’t always get what you want in life, because Jack showed up the very next day at a family gathering I was attending as a fake plus one. As you can imagine that was a real pickle, Jack wanted to know why I went on a date with him when I’m dating someone else. But he can’t know the whole complicated truth of the matter. I’m in a fake relationship and now I’m being blackmailed by the worst date ever. That’s not even the worst part. I decided to log onto this new app called “confession board” to seek some advice, but it turns out Jack Morrison is absolutely everywhere and he’s not going to leave me alone until I submit to his demands.