Congratulations

Author : Bill Cosby
Publisher : Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9780786865727
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations! Now What? written by Bill Cosby and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 1999-05-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just as a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, so a spoonful of humor helps the wisdom go down. In Congratulations! Now What America's funnyman Bill Cosby gently ribs college graduates about their time spent--or lost--in the hallowed halls of the university and postulates what four years of higher education have suited them for: "[If no job offer] ever turns up with a four-day week, a three-hour lunch, and a holiday for Count Basie's birthday, you still might be able to make a few dollars on Jeopardy." But he also assures graduates that their studies were not in vain and bestows advice to job seekers. Those who acquired several piercings while in school are cautioned to make sure the studs and hoops are shined before going to an interview. Those who are buffing their first professional r+sum+ are advised to strike a tone somewhere between "lyrical lying and fanciful fraud." Cosby, whose successful career as a humorist has always turned on his affection for kids, is a regular speaker at college commencements--in the chapter "As I Look Out at Your Foggy Faces," he says it's a hobby of his--and this 130-page book collects bons mots and sage advice from speeches given because he has "a feeling for anesthesiology."Graduates--and their now-broke parents--will find a reason to smile on every page. --Brenda Pittsley

Author : Zachary Tyler Vickers
Publisher : Indiana University Press
ISBN 13 : 0253019850
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations on Your Martyrdom! written by Zachary Tyler Vickers and published by Indiana University Press. This book was released on 2016-06-01 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Searing, troubling, and funny, these revolutionary, linked stories flit and dart among the shadows of small town life, and the touching and heartbreaking characters that occupy it. Employees use roadkill instead of faux pelts during a build-a-critter battle for mall supremacy. Former band geeks are harassed with mutilated musical instruments and then murdered. The collection is haunted by allusions to a fatal cannonball jump that crescendos in the explosive final story. An extraordinary addition to the canon of gonzo fiction, Congratulations on Your Martyrdom! introduces Zachary Tyler Vickers as an exciting new author whose unflinching prose grabs you and won't let go.

Author : George Saunders
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408859343
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations, by the Way written by George Saunders and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An inspiring message from the inaugural Folio Prize winner, George Saunders, one of today's most influential and original writers

Author : Honor Books
Publisher : David C Cook
ISBN 13 : 1562927795
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations, Graduate written by Honor Books and published by David C Cook. This book was released on 2001 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Congratulations, you're a graduate. "So now what?" you ask.Well, there are many decisions to make at this point in your life, so Honor Books has compiled this handy little book for you. Congratulations Graduatewas designed to more than just commemorate your achievement. It was created to help you walk more confidently down the path to your future.In these pages you'll find tips for job hunting and interviews; quotes that will inspire you and help you focus on what's really important in life; interesting bits of trivia about graduation traditions we all take for granted; and advice, wisdom, and rules for living from those who have "been there, done that"So take courage! All you need is a little inspiration mixed with some hard work and persistence, and you'll be on your way to success in whatever endeavor you choose to pursue.

Author : Darrin Lowery
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781601622037
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations written by Darrin Lowery and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When she accompanies her friend Alicia to a wedding, full-figured Tiffany Garner, who has always been self-conscious about her weight, is stunned when she discovers that the groom is none other than her boyfriend Thomas. Original.

Author : Nathan Whitlock
Publisher : ECW Press
ISBN 13 : 1770908587
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations On Everything written by Nathan Whitlock and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dark and comic novel, Congratulations On Everything tracks the struggles, frailties and cruelly pyrrhic victories of the middle-aged owner of a bar-restaurant and a 30ish lunch shift waitress. Jeremy has bought into the teachings of an empowerment and success guru, hook, line and sinker. A Toronto service industry lifer, he's risen through the ranks until he finally takes the keys to his destiny and opens his own place, The Ice Shack. Everyone assumes Ice Shack daytime waitress Charlene is innocent and empathetic, but in reality she's desperately unhappy and looking for a way out of her marriage to her high-school sweetheart. A drunken encounter between Charlene and her boss Jeremy sends them both careening. The Ice Shack stops being an oasis of sanity and, as Jeremy struggles to keep his business afloat, he'll stop at nothing to maintain his successful, good guy self-image. In an era when foodies rule and chefs become superstars, Congratulations On Everything is a hilarious and occasionally uncomfortable dose of anti-foodie reality that reveals what goes on when the customers and Instagrammers aren't around — and even sometimes when they are.

Author : Evelyn Beilenson
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781441300652
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations On Your Graduation written by Evelyn Beilenson and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 1999 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Madeleine Mayfair
Publisher : What Should I Write On This Card?
ISBN 13 : 1524203041
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Birthday Wishes, Sympathy Sentiments, Get Well Messages, Congratulations, Mother's and Father's Day Greetings written by Madeleine Mayfair and published by What Should I Write On This Card?. This book was released on 2016-02-04 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you freeze up every time a greeting card gets passed around the office? Everybody else seems to know exactly what to write, but your mind goes blank. What do you do? Consult this book! It contains more than 600 sentiments you can write in greeting cards for friends, family members or co-workers. You’ll find everything from brief sentiments to personal expressions from the heart, from thoughtful to silly to casual. No matter what kind of card crosses your path, you’ll be able to handle it no sweat. Kick your fear of “Blank Inside” cards to the curb. Or put your artistic skills to use and make your own! No need to worry about what you’ll write inside. You can add thoughtful sentiments to any card with “What Should I Write? Birthday Wishes, Sympathy Sentiments, Get Well Messages, Congratulations, Mother’s and Father’s Day Greetings.”

Author : Srimathi Krishnan
Publisher : Notion Press
ISBN 13 : 1648288383
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congratulations You are appointed written by Srimathi Krishnan and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2020-04-10 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you groom yourself for an interview? What is the best way to create an effective resume? What are the dos and don’ts for an interview? How do you build self-confidence? Such questions and many more go through the minds of people looking for jobs. This book is a handy guide for people who are looking for employment opportunities, be it freshers or experienced professionals. Apart from the technical aspect, this book has all that a person needs to know whilst attending an interview. It has been written meticulously for people to comprehend the needs of HR. Barely people understand the needs of HR. This book will act as a Bible for one who wants to find employment at the earliest. One should devotedly follow the suggestions given in the book in order to flourish in one’s career.

Author : Mrs.K.Anu Indravathi
Publisher : JEC PUBLICATION
ISBN 13 : 9358509953
Total Pages : 95 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE HIRED written by Mrs.K.Anu Indravathi and published by JEC PUBLICATION. This book was released on with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For interview etiquette, remember to arrive on time, dress professionally, maintain good posture, make eye contact, and offer a firm handshake. Be attentive, listen actively, and answer questions concisely. Express gratitude at the end and follow up with a thank-you email. Avoid distractions like phones and be mindful of body language. Overall, showcase professionalism and enthusiasm throughout the interview.