Clarkson On Cars

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141916850
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Clarkson on Cars written by Jeremy Clarkson and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-06-20 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeremy Clarkson gets under the bonnet in Clarkson on Cars - a collection of his motoring journalism. Jeremy Clarkson has been driving cars, writing about them and occasionally voicing his opinions on the BBC's Top Gear for twenty years. No one in the business is taller. In this collection of classic Clarkson, stretching back to the mid-1980s, he's pulled together the car columns and stories with which he made his name. As coal mines closed and house prices exploded to a soundtrack of men in make-up playing synthesizers, Jeremy was already waxing lyrical on topics as useful and diverse as: * The perils of bicycle ownership * Why Australians - not Brits - need bull bars * Why soon only geriatrics will be driving BMWs * The difficultly of deciding on the best car for your wedding * Why Jesus's dad would have owned a Nissan Bluebird * And why it is that bus lanes cause traffic jams Irreverent, damn funny and offensive to almost everyone, this is writing with its foot to the floor, the brake lines cut and the speed limit smashed to smithereens. Sit back and enjoy the ride. Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out 'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141946288
Total Pages : 366 pages
Book Rating : 4.83/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Driven to Distraction written by Jeremy Clarkson and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeremy Clarkson is once more Driven to Distraction. Brace yourself. Clarkson's back. And he'd like to tell you what he thinks about some of the most awe-inspiring, earth-shatteringly fast and jaw-droppingly cool cars in the world (oh, and a few irredeemable disasters...). Or he would if he could just get one or two things off his chest first. Matters such as: * The prospect of having Terry Wogan as president * Why you'll never see a woman driving a Lexus * The unforeseen consequences of inadequate birth control * Why everyone should spend a weekend with a digger Driven to Distraction is Jeremy Clarkson at full throttle. So buckle up, sit tight and enjoy the ride. You're in for a hell of a lot of laughs. Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out 'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

Author : HarperCollins
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0008257876
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Grand Tour A-Z of the Car: Everything you wanted to know about cars and some things you probably didn’t written by HarperCollins and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know there are over 47,000 facts in the world?* And the good news is, many of them are in this book. That’s right, The Grand Tour A-Z of the Car is the only reference guide you need for cars, driving and all related matters, especially if you’re not too fussed about those facts being accurate.

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141901349
Total Pages : 671 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Born to be Riled written by Jeremy Clarkson and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-01-25 with total page 671 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Born to be Riled is a collection of hilarious vintage journalism from Jeremy Clarkson. Jeremy Clarkson, it has to said, sometimes finds the world a maddening place. And nowhere more so than from behind the wheel of a car, where you can see any number of people acting like lunatics while in control (or not) of a ton of metal. In this collection of classic columns, first published in 1999, Jeremy takes a look at the world through his windscreen, shakes his head at what he sees - and then puts the boot in. Among other things, he explains: • Why Surrey is worse than Wales • How crossing your legs in America can lead to arrest • The reason cable TV salesmen must be punched • That divorce can be blamed on the birth of Jesus Raving politicians, pointless celebrities, ridiculous 'personalities' and the Germans all get it in the neck, together with the stupid, the daft and the ludicrous, in a tour de force of comic writing guaranteed to have Jeremy's postman wheezing under sackfuls of letters from the easily offended. Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out Number-one bestseller Jeremy Clarkson writes on cars, current affairs and anything else that annoys him in his sharp and funny collections. Clarkson On Cars, Don't Stop Me Now, Driven To Distraction, Round the Bend, Motorworld and I Know You Got Soul are also available as Penguin paperbacks; the Penguin App iClarkson: The Book of Cars can be downloaded on the App Store. Jeremy Clarkson because his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun and the Sunday Times. Today he is the tallest person working in British television, and is the presenter of the hugely popular Top Gear.

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher : Virgin Books Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781852271893
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jeremy Clarkson's Hot 100 written by Jeremy Clarkson and published by Virgin Books Limited. This book was released on 2004 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A look at Jeremy Clarkson's idea of the 100 fastest, coolest, biggest, smallest, and strangest cars of the last four decades. Clarkson also includes his top ten fluff magnets from the XR3I to the Mercedes 500SL, and his top ten motor movies.

Author : J. Clarkson
Publisher : Virgin Books Limited
ISBN 13 : 9780863699641
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Clarkson on Cars written by J. Clarkson and published by Virgin Books Limited. This book was released on 1996 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeremy Clarkson is one of best-known motoring journalists in Britain, and this book contains a collection of his articles which inspired his Motorworld television series. His articles and opinions cover almost everything, from in-car entertainment to alarm systems.

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780718149055
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.5X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Stop Me Now written by Jeremy Clarkson and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeremy Clarkson knows there's more to life than cars. There is, after all, a whole world out there just waiting to be discovered. So, before he gets on with the job in hand, he'd like to take some time out to consider the bigger picture. Don't worry, he'll get on to the car bit eventually, but before we do, there's time to learn about: Why Galapagos tortoises are all mental France, reduced to the size of a small coconut Why Jeremy Paxman and the bass guitarist of AC/DC aren't so very different The problems of being English and God's most stupid creation And then there's the cars: Whether it's the poxiest little runabout or an exotic, firebreathing supercar, anything on four wheels is approached without fear or favour. What emerges from the ashes is not always pretty. But it is, invariably, very, very funny.

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141901365
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Motorworld written by Jeremy Clarkson and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2004-05-27 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeremy Clarkson invites us to Motorworld, his take on different cultures and the cars that they drive. There are ways and means of getting about that don't involve four wheels, but in this slice of vintage Clarkson, Jeremy isn't much interested in them. Back in 1996, he took himself off to twelve countries (okay, eleven - he goes to America twice) in search of the hows, whys and wherefores of different nationalities and their relationships with cars. There were a few questions he needed answers to: * Why, for instance, is it that Italians are more interested in looking good than looking where they are going? * Why do Indians crash a lot? * How can an Arab describe himself as 'not a rich man' with four of the world's most expensive cars in his drive? * And why have the otherwise neutral Swiss declared war on the car? From Cuba to Iceland, Australia to Vietnam, Japan to Texas, Jeremy Clarkson tells us of his adventures on and off four wheels as he seeks to discover just what it is that makes our motorworld tick over. _____________ Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out 'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 1405939087
Total Pages : 576 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Really? written by Jeremy Clarkson and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JEREMY CLARKSON'S LATEST - AND MOST OUTRAGEOUS - TAKE ON THE WORLD CLARKSON'S BACK - AND THIS TIME HE'S PUTTING HIS FOOT DOWN From his first job as a travelling sales rep selling Paddington Bears to his latest wheeze as a gentleman farmer, Jeremy Clarkson's love of cars has just about kept him out of trouble. But in a persistently infuriating world, sometimes you have to race full-throttle at the speed-bumps. Because there's still plenty to get cross about, including: · Why nothing good ever came out of a meeting · Muesli's unmentionable side effects · Navigating London when every single road is being dug up at once · People who read online reviews of dishwashers · ****ing driverless cars Buckle up for a bumpy ride - you're holding the only book in history to require seatbelts . . . Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: Brilliant . . . Laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . Will have you in stitches' Time Out 'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

Author : Jeremy Clarkson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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