Chuck Norris Longer Harder

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101600462
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chuck Norris: Longer and Harder written by Ian Spector and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-11-06 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of 1,500 facts about the world’s toughest and most awesome man. Finally, the wait is over. The most comprehensive collection of Chuck Norris facts from the New York Times bestselling series by Ian Spector is ready to blow your mind. Only the manliest of men will be able to handle this bind-up of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, and over one hundred new facts. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from these 1,500 facts about the man so powerful we quake when uttering his name: Chuck Norris.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
ISBN 13 : 1742537030
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chuck Norris: Longer & Harder written by Ian Spector and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-20 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A concept so magnificent that mere mortals cannot fathom its depths is now a reality: the ultimate collection of facts about the world's most kick-ass man. Double up on birth control and locate your nearest bomb shelter for this epic collection of all Chuck Norris facts found in The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, on the walls of the Great Pyramid of Giza, in the unpublished works of Shakespeare, and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. This volume includes one hundred Chuck facts that human eyes have never seen and more roundhouse kicks than the Bible. This massive bulging volume throbs with 1,500 pieces of truth about the world's deadliest, sexiest, and beardiest man such as: Chuck Norris once ran for Senate in Texas and won both seats. Bigfoot is a piece of Chuck Norris's beard that gained sentience and escaped. Work records are just things that Chuck Norris has not yet attempted. Chuck Norris can create enough wind power with one roundhouse kick power Sri Lanka for forty days. The 2011 Tea Party Convention was held entirely within Chuck Norris's beard. If you hold Chuck Norris's cowboys boot to your ear, you can hear the riff from 'Rock You Like a Hurricane.' Chuck Norris is where babies come from. The most important historical document since the Magna Carta, Longer and Harder is the only fitting paean to the man whose name we quake to speak: Chuck Norris

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
ISBN 13 : 1742530877
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped written by Ian Spector and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2010-06-28 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth. This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as: * Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter. * The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first. * When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys. * A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris. * Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from. * A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him. Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.

Author : Chuck Norris
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1414334494
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book written by Chuck Norris and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the first time, Norris gives readers not only his favorite "facts about himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which he lives his life.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101175060
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.64/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T written by Ian Spector and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-11-25 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified).... Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as: ? There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris. ? King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won. ? The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. ? The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder. ? Chuck Norris is a man?s man?s man. ? Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse. A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
ISBN 13 : 1742533280
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Last Stand of Chuck Norris: 400 All-New Facts About The Most Terrifying Man In The Universe written by Ian Spector and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2011-04-27 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK. START RUNNING. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, chuck Norris will free two hundred POW's from a Vietnamese prison camp, roundhouse kick Saturn, and expose a dozen lucky women to a love so intense that they will be incinerated. In this follow-up to the bestselling trilogy of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, and Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, Ian Spector has gathered four hundred brand-new facts about the master of mortification and obliteration, including: Chuck Norris commits armed robbery with other people's arms. The spurs on Chuck Norris's boots have a three-ton towing capacity When Chuck Norris claps with one hand, the sound is deafening. The Mona Lisa didn't smile before Chuck Norris spent a night in the Louvre. Chuck Norris we put a man on the moon because Chuck Norris was the one who threw him there. ON A DEADLINESS SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, THIS BOOK CLOCKS IN AT INFINITY . . . TIMES FOUR.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
ISBN 13 : 1742531253
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World's Greatest Human written by Ian Spector and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2007-12-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world's consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck. Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as: • A cobra once bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. • Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard. • When an episode of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. • Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur. • Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands. • Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym. A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time.

Author : Jason Mattera
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451625626
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hollywood Hypocrites written by Jason Mattera and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-02-26 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Draws on the author's experiences as an "ambush interview" radio host to confront inconsistencies in the liberal views of leading Hollywood celebrities who support President Obama, from Michael Moore to Angelina Jolie.

Author : Sally Faulkner
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780733637278
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book All for My Children written by Sally Faulkner and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her husband refused to return their children, and the Australian government and Lebanese justice system couldn't help, Sally Faulkner flew across the world with a television news crew to try to bring them home herself. This is her story. This is for Lahela and Noah.

Author : Maddox
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806535227
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Alphabet of Manliness written by Maddox and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author provides tongue-in-cheek advice on what he considers to be manliness, such as beating up on other men, groping women, disciplining children more violently, and becoming a more efficient communicator of road rage.