Blart The Boy Who Didnt Want To Save The World

Author : Dominic Barker
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 074758074X
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blart written by Dominic Barker and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2006-01-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An epic and hilarious quest which reads like The Princess Bride meets Monty Python. Features a feisty princess, a disaffected dwarf, a soft-hearted warrior, a wise wizard and the very reluctant hero, Blart, himself.

Author : Dominic Barker
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408838745
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blart: The boy who didn't want to save the world written by Dominic Barker and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-01-03 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blart is not an average boy. He lives on a pig farm with his grandfather and doesn't care about being heroic or famous or legendary, but he does know that if you want to catch a pig you have to sneak up behind it and take it by surprise. So when a great wizard visits and explains that humankind depends on Blart joining his quest, Blart says no - until the wizard threatens his pigs. Reluctantly, Blart embarks on a very epic quest stuffed with brilliant characters: a feisty princess who likes dragons, a warrior who's a big softie at heart, a disaffected dwarf, and evil Zorab, trapped in a mountain, waiting for his minions to dig him out...

Author : Dominic Barker
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408838729
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blart 2: The Boy Who Was Wanted Dead Or Alive - Or Both written by Dominic Barker and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-01-03 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Inventive, charming and very funny' The Observer Just as Blart is settling down to enjoy his teenage years on a fabulous pig farm with the proceeds from saving the world, Capablanca returns - with bad news. A terrible oversight in his original world-saving research has led to accusations of no less than collusion with evil Zoltab himself. And now he is a wanted man - and so, by assocation, is Blart To prove their innocence or else be hounded to the four corners of the earth by a bloodthirsty army, they must locate their comrades from the original quest. Together they may stand a chance of proving that Capablanca's was an innocent mistake, by finding the answer to a great mystery - what exactly did they do with Zoltab? And how could they be so careless as to forget... And so begins another hilarious and unforgettable adventure (with pigs) and a brilliant cast of characters including newcomers Uther Slywort the merchant and sociopathic Baron Killbride.

Author : Dominic Barker
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408838737
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blart 3: The boy who set sail on a questionable quest written by Dominic Barker and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-01-03 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Princess Lois has been kidnapped by Anatoly the Handsome, who wants to marry her. Cue 'damsel in distress' to be rescued by none other than our own heroic Blart. He sets out on the good ship The Golden Pig with Olaf the innocent - who believes what everyone says all the time - and Kupverstich the Strange - an explorer-come-scientist whose ingenious explanations for the natural world have one thing in common: they're all wrong. They must battle cut-throat pirates, a sixteen-tentacled octopus, escape the suffocating bureaucracy of Triplicat, where they are briefly marooned, not to mention evade the Guild of Assassins, who have a contract to kill Blart, in their selfless (well, almost) bid to rescue poor Lois. But will they make it in time?

Author : Erin Bow
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481442716
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Scorpion Rules written by Erin Bow and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The teenage princess of a future-world Canadian superpower, where royal children are held hostage to keep their countries from waging war, falls in love with an American prince who rebels against the brutal rules governing their existences.

Author : Lorraine Gregory
Publisher : Oxford University Press - Children
ISBN 13 : 0192745832
Total Pages : 149 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mold and the Poison Plot written by Lorraine Gregory and published by Oxford University Press - Children. This book was released on 2017-05-04 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's got a big heart . . . and a nose to match! Mold's a bit of a freak. His nose is as big as his body is puny and his mother abandoned him in a bin when he was a mere baby. Who else but the old healer, Aggy, would have taken him in and raised him as her own? But when Aggy is accused of poisoning the King, Mold sets out to clear her name. In a thrilling race against time to save Aggy from the hangman's noose, Mold faces hideous, deadly monsters like the Yurg and the Purple Narlo Frog. He finds true friendship in the most unusual - and smelly - of places and must pit his wits and his clever nose against the evil witch Hexaba. This is an exciting fantasy story with an array of wonderful characters, including the inimitable Mold, told in a fresh and distinctive voice by a promising new writer.

Author : Lani Sarem
Publisher : Geeknation Press
ISBN 13 : 9781545611456
Total Pages : 432 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Handbook for Mortals written by Lani Sarem and published by Geeknation Press. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Zade Holder has always been a free-spirited young woman, from a long dynasty of tarot-card readers, fortunetellers, and practitioners of magick. Growing up in a small town and never quite fitting in, Zade is determined to forge her own path. She leaves her home in Tennessee to break free from her overprotective mother Dela, the local resident spellcaster and fortuneteller. Zade travels to Las Vegas and uses supernatural powers to become part of a premiere magic show led by the infamous magician Charles Spellman. Zade fits right in with his troupe of artists and misfits. After all, when everyone is slightly eccentric, appearing 'normal' is much less important. Behind the scenes of this multimillion-dollar production, Zade finds herself caught in a love triangle with Mac, the show's good-looking but rough-around-the-edges technical director and Jackson, the tall, dark, handsome and charming bandleader. Zade's secrets and the struggle to choose between Mac or Jackson creates reckless tension during the grand finale of the show. Using Chaos magick, which is known for being unpredictable, she tests her abilities as a spellcaster farther than she's ever tried and finds herself at death's door. Her fate is left in the hands of a mortal who does not believe in a world of real magick, a fortuneteller who knew one day Zade would put herself in danger and a dagger with mystical powers"--Amazon.com

Author : Anna Dale
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 140881868X
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Spellbound written by Anna Dale and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Athene finally discovers a way to get rid of the bane of her life, her younger brother Zach, it is all made so simple for her. She meets the Gloam who casts a spell on everyone who knew Zach so that they forget all about him. But it is Athene who can't forget Zach and soon she is drawn into an incredible world of dark magic, underground kingdoms and twisted histories in her attempt to save her brother.

Author : Clint McElroy
Publisher : First Second Books
ISBN 13 : 1250153700
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins written by Clint McElroy and published by First Second Books. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A graphic novel adapted from the popular role-playing game podcast follows the exploits of Taako the elf wizard, Merle the dwarf cleric, and Magnus the human warrior.

Author : Carol Weston
Publisher : Yearling Books
ISBN 13 : 0440420407
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Melanie in Manhattan written by Carol Weston and published by Yearling Books. This book was released on 2006-07-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven-year-old Melanie records in her diary how she rediscovers her hometown of Manhattan, copes with competing for her best friend's attention, enjoys a litter of baby mice, and anxiously awaits email from her Spanish friend, Miguel.