Baby Quotient Hilariously Real New Baby Parenting Tips

Author : Grace McKenzie
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781733274982
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Baby Quotient - Hilariously Real New Baby Parenting Tips written by Grace McKenzie and published by . This book was released on 2019-07 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New baby in the house? Hilariously real parenting tips and observations for new parents! Nothing can prepare you for what's coming as a new parent... but this book will help you navigate through the sleep deprivation, all the physical and mental stretching you will go through as new and proud cohabitants of your adorable, scrumptious, deliciously cute offspring - all with a hearty laugh to share with family and friends. Call it a manual, a guide, a must have gift, you name it - the tips, creative illustrations and observations accompany you through the first 52 weeks of a fascinating journey with your baby, giving you a chance to participate in the experience with the world. Check us out on facebook, instagram and twitter @babyquotient

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1800075790
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Welcome to Parenthood written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2022-01-13 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve created a human alarm clock without a snooze button! Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be. You’re in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun. The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include: Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head. Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win. Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp. This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.

Author : David Sopp
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 9780762432318
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New Parents' Fun Book written by David Sopp and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2008-06-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creators of the bestselling Safe Baby Handling Tips and Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips are back with their trademark quirky humor-this time in a fun new format. Designed in the tradition of a children's “activity” book, The New Parents' Fun Book features crossword puzzles, connect-the-dots, mazes, quizzes, stickers, and other fun diversions-all for the new parent. It pokes gentle fun at the crazy, bumbling first few months of parenthood-and will appeal to those looking for a hilarious alternative to the standard, sentimental baby gift. Sure to give any new parent plenty of ways to pass the time during those 3 AM feedings!

Author : Dawn Dais
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1541620771
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Sh!t No One Tells You written by Dawn Dais and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dawn Dais bravely goes where other baby books don't.... She spills the truth about everything from breastfeeding to getting along with your partner post-baby." — Parents Magazine There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she realizes that all the pregnancy well-wishes and baby shower gifts left her profoundly unqualified for the realities of life with a newborn. Who knew there would be so much crying—and how much of that crying would be coming from the mom? Bestselling author Dawn Dais believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the truth about parenting from expectant mothers for fear that if the truth got out, women would (1) stop having babies or (2) stop bringing them home. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms—along with hilarious anecdotes, tips, and the encouragement every new mom needs to survive the first year of parenthood. Revised and updated with new chapters offering advice for single moms and tips for partners,The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother’s sleepless nights and poop-filled days.

Author : Chris Murphy
Publisher : Da Capo Lifelong Books
ISBN 13 : 9781555612405
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Baby Tips written by Chris Murphy and published by Da Capo Lifelong Books. This book was released on 2000-04-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warm, often hilarious advice from a mother of two and creator of the best-selling "Baby Tips" book series.

Author : Alexis Dubief
Publisher : Lomhara Press
ISBN 13 : 0997580836
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Precious Little Sleep written by Alexis Dubief and published by Lomhara Press. This book was released on 2020-10-19 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aren’t babies precious? So is sleep. Your baby is capable of sleeping through the night and this book will show you how. A whip smart and entertaining guide that focuses on WHY babies sleep the way they do, this book arms you with evidence-based and flexible tools that work for every unique situation so that you can teach your baby how to sleep well. This book will help you tackle the thorniest sleep snags, including: > Navigating the tricky newborn phase like a pro > Getting your child to truly sleep through the night > Weaning off the all-night buffet > Mastering the precarious tango that is healthy napping > Solving toddler and preschooler sleep struggles Sleep expert Alexis Dubief, of the wildly popular website, podcast, and group Precious Little Sleep, imparts effective, accessible, and flexible strategies based on years of research that will dramatically improve your child’s sleep. You’ll love the practical solutions and the way she presents them. And it works! Buy it now.

Author : Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811862165
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Porn for New Moms written by Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-03-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features photographs of dads getting up for 3 am feedings, skipping golf to bond with the wee one, stocking the freezer with homemade baby food, changing every single nappy and complimenting mum's all-sweatpants wardrobe.

Author : National Research Council
Publisher : National Academies Press
ISBN 13 : 0309324882
Total Pages : 587 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Transforming the Workforce for Children Birth Through Age 8 written by National Research Council and published by National Academies Press. This book was released on 2015-07-23 with total page 587 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children are already learning at birth, and they develop and learn at a rapid pace in their early years. This provides a critical foundation for lifelong progress, and the adults who provide for the care and the education of young children bear a great responsibility for their health, development, and learning. Despite the fact that they share the same objective - to nurture young children and secure their future success - the various practitioners who contribute to the care and the education of children from birth through age 8 are not acknowledged as a workforce unified by the common knowledge and competencies needed to do their jobs well. Transforming the Workforce for Children Birth Through Age 8 explores the science of child development, particularly looking at implications for the professionals who work with children. This report examines the current capacities and practices of the workforce, the settings in which they work, the policies and infrastructure that set qualifications and provide professional learning, and the government agencies and other funders who support and oversee these systems. This book then makes recommendations to improve the quality of professional practice and the practice environment for care and education professionals. These detailed recommendations create a blueprint for action that builds on a unifying foundation of child development and early learning, shared knowledge and competencies for care and education professionals, and principles for effective professional learning. Young children thrive and learn best when they have secure, positive relationships with adults who are knowledgeable about how to support their development and learning and are responsive to their individual progress. Transforming the Workforce for Children Birth Through Age 8 offers guidance on system changes to improve the quality of professional practice, specific actions to improve professional learning systems and workforce development, and research to continue to build the knowledge base in ways that will directly advance and inform future actions. The recommendations of this book provide an opportunity to improve the quality of the care and the education that children receive, and ultimately improve outcomes for children.

Author : James Breakwell
Publisher : Atlantic Books
ISBN 13 : 1786496976
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bare Minimum Parenting written by James Breakwell and published by Atlantic Books. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The slacker's guide to parenting from the Twitter's most popular dad! Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your children your will turn out. That lie ends now. The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you might as well achieve mediocrity by the easiest possible route. In Bare Minimum Parenting, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself. Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book. Reviews for James Breakwell Hilarious! - The Sun VERY funny Twitter feed - The Daily Mail The most hilarious man on Twitter - The Telegraph The funniest dad on Twitter - BuzzFeed

Author : Alison Gopnik
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0374229708
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Gardener and the Carpenter written by Alison Gopnik and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Alison Gopnik, a ... developmental psychologist, [examines] the paradoxes of parenthood from a scientific perspective"--