At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed

Author : Ross Patterson
Publisher : Regan Arts.
ISBN 13 : 9781941393499
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed written by Ross Patterson and published by Regan Arts.. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that perfectly parodies romance novels and western dramas. Our hero, Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a ton of children, and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights. The kinds of things men could do when men were actually men. He is the richest man in town—equal parts loved and feared by all. But when the Schläger Brothers come to town, so too comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him (including, but not limited to: prostitutes, his horse, money, and drugs. Oh, and his wife and children too, sort of). God help anyone who stands in his way.

Author : Ross Patterson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781643705958
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.54/5 ( download)

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Download or read book At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed written by Ross Patterson and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-18 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that perfectly parodies romance novels and western dramas.

Author : G. K. Chesterton
Publisher : Aeterna Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ballad of the White Horse written by G. K. Chesterton and published by Aeterna Press. This book was released on 2015-04-20 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ballad of the White Horse is a poem by G. K. Chesterton about the idealized exploits of the Saxon King Alfred the Great. Written in ballad form, the work is usually considered one of the last great traditional epic poems ever written in the English language. The poem narrates how Alfred was able to defeat the invading Danes at the Battle of Ethandun under the auspices of God working through the agency of the Virgin Mary. In addition to being a narration of Alfred's military and political accomplishments, it is also considered a Catholic allegory. Chesterton incorporates a significant amount of philosophy into the basic structure of the story. Aeterna Press

Author : Ross Patterson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692096666
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.63/5 ( download)

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Download or read book When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It written by Ross Patterson and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It is a genuinely laugh out loud parody of old school romance novels and Civil War stories. It is the sequel to the best-selling novel At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed. Both novels have been credited as the jumpstart of a sexual revolution in 93 countries, including Iceland.

Author : Ross Patterson
Publisher : Saint James Street James
ISBN 13 : 9780578240442
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book As The Sun Rises It Dawns On Him written by Ross Patterson and published by Saint James Street James. This book was released on 2020-12-08 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The third opus in the illustrious life of St. James St. James "Romance Novels For Dudes" collection sees him fighting prohibition in the 1920's all the way through his flyboy days in WWII. If you don't have an erection, he'll give you one. I mean, you'll have to pay for this sh*t... but you'll get one. That's a Men's Wearhouse type of guarantee too, homeboy. Did that guy die btw? (#thoughtsandprayers if he did)

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Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393334155
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (A New Verse Translation) written by and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2008-11-17 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the earliest great stories of English literature after ?Beowulf?, ?Sir Gawain? is the strange tale of a green knight on a green horse, who rudely interrupts King Arthur's Round Table festivities one Yuletide, challenging the knights to a wager. Simon Armitrage, one of Britain's leading poets, has produced an inventive and groundbreaking translation that " helps] liberate ?Gawain ?from academia" (?Sunday Telegraph?).

Author : Mayne Reid
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 530 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Headless Horseman written by Mayne Reid and published by . This book was released on 1866 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Owen Wister
Publisher : The Floating Press
ISBN 13 : 1775455211
Total Pages : 485 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Virginian written by Owen Wister and published by The Floating Press. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This groundbreaking novel is considered by many to be one of the most important early entries in the western genre. Recounting in rich detail the daily life of a foreman on a vast ranch in Wyoming, this gripping tale has sparked imaginations for more than a century, inspiring at least six film and television versions.

Author : Aaron Rosenberg
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416560084
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book World of Warcraft: Tides of Darkness written by Aaron Rosenberg and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-28 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After killing the corrupt Warchief Blackhand, Orgrim Doomhammer was quick to seize control over the Orcish Horde. Now he is determined to conquer the rest of Azeroth so that his people will once again have a home of their own in the... WORLD OF WARCRAFT Anduin Lothar, former Champion of Stormwind, has left his shattered homeland behind and led his people across the Great Sea to the shores of Lordaeron. There, with the aid of the noble King Terenas, he forges a mighty Alliance with the other human nations. But even that may not be enough to stop the Horde's merciless onslaught. Elves, dwarves, and trolls enter the fray as the two emerging factions vie for dominance. Will the valiant Alliance prevail, or will the Horde's tide of darkness consume the last vestiges of freedom on Azeroth?

Author : R. A. Waldron
Publisher : Northwestern University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780810103283
Total Pages : 188 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sir Gawain and the Green Knight written by R. A. Waldron and published by Northwestern University Press. This book was released on 1970 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chrysanthemum loves her name, until she starts going to school and the other children make fun of it.