Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz

Author : Cameron Pierce
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ISBN 13 : 9781933929934
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ass Goblins of Auschwitz written by Cameron Pierce and published by . This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

Author : Carlton Mellick III
Publisher : Eraserhead Press
ISBN 13 : 9781621052180
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.84/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Satan Burger (15th Anniversary Edition) written by Carlton Mellick III and published by Eraserhead Press. This book was released on 2016-07-01 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Satan Burger was first being passed around among teenage punks and fans of weird art and film, there was nothing else like it. A book of rebellious spirit that simplistically captured the postmodern malaise of a culture obsessed with consumerism. It quickly gained an underground following, was transcribed by fans and bootlegged online, was translated into Russian and made its way around the world attracting the attention of readers bored with typical mainstream fare. Combining a satirical wit and style on par with legendary humorists such as Kurt Vonnegut and Russell Edson with the crazy punk ethos of cult film directors such as Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, and Takashi Miike, this was a book overflowing with so many new ideas and absurd philosophies that it not only launched the career of underground author Carlton Mellick III, but inspired an entire literary movement. For the fifteenth anniversary of the release of this Bizarro Fiction classic, Eraserhead Press is thrilled to present this special hardcover edition, featuring an introduction by splatterpunk legend John Skipp, illustrations by Ryan Ward, and a new preface by the author. Satan Burger explores a new kind of apocalypse. Not an apocalypse caused by disease or nuclear war, but an apocalypse of boredom. A plague of monotony has spread across the countryside, sucking all passion and inspiration out of everyone over the age of twenty-five, leaving only the disenfranchised youth to fend for themselves in a world crumbling around them. Featuring a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, a race of women who feed on male orgasms, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn't want them anymore.

Author : William Perk
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692188613
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Killing Poppy written by William Perk and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-30 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Killing Poppy is about a heroin addict attempting to kick his addiction with the aid of an angel sent to help him. The catch: the angel is an amoral for-hire schlub. The result: an extremely funny, deeply strange, and surprisingly violent book with a raw human heart beating at the center of it. It's a chaotic ride, but William confidently controls the chaos." --Cameron Pierce, author of Ass Goblins of Auschwitz "Killing Poppy is breezy, funny, and terribly upsetting. Yes, there is something sad-tender-even sweet? underneath this violent, disturbing, potentially triggering (totally got all mine) trust-no-one getting clean adventure. As a debut work, it announces a writer who is going to kill and resurrect what is sacred with cinematic alacrity and street magic." --Laura Lee Bahr, author of Haunt "I read Killing Poppy with fingers over my eyes and while clenching my teeth; William Perk has given us disturbing, addictive story-telling at its finest, and I couldn't look away." --Elle Stanger, writer at stripperwriter.com and podcast host at strangebedfellowspdx.com "A far-out black comedy about a junkie and the chaos created as he fights to get clean. Weirdly endearing, from start to finish." --Danger Slater, author of I Will Rot Without You

Author : Cameron Pierce
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781936383047
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lost in Cat Brain Land written by Cameron Pierce and published by . This book was released on 2010-06 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sad stories from a surreal world. A fascist mustache. A desert inside a dead cat. The ghost of Franz Kafka. Primordial entities mourn the death of their child. The desperate serve tea to mysterious creatures. A hopeless romantic falls in love with a pterodactyl. From a post-apocalyptic Los Angeles where robotic gargoyles are law, to a blighted suburbia where the elephant god Ganesh seeks revenge on a man and his android wife, Cat Brain Land is a place of domestic despair and nightmare foreboding. Where sirloin steaks enroll in daycare and ex-lovers return as tiny dolls. This is a land of camel people and the Lord of Meat. The farther into Cat Brain Land you get, the more difficult it will be to get out.

Author : Linda Ivy Cooper
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1456729926
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book She Ain't My Sister written by Linda Ivy Cooper and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-02 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Molly is an adult. She has returned to the home of her childhood. The setting where she begins to tell her story is Bradenton, Florida.She remembers and begins to reveal the secrets of a past shared by four displaced children. Molly and her brother Jake were given up for adoption to their mother's sister, (a victim of abuse and sexual molestation) and her husband the ex-marine of German heritage. Jake suffers both physical and mental abuse at the hands of his new father.Molly is convinced if she does everything possible to please her new parents, they will love her. But, when her new father withholds food from her as a way to lose weight and her mother forcibly removes her teeth; she comes to believe they hate her because she is ugly.Through divorce and other atrocities, one-by-one the three other children are banished from the family. Molly is left to face the downward spiral of a mother obsessed with grandeur thoughts of fame; associated with a distorted view of religion.

Author : Shane McKenzie
Publisher : Deadite Press
ISBN 13 : 9781621050315
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book All You Can Eat written by Shane McKenzie and published by Deadite Press. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Unflinching and uncompromising, tough and talented, Shane McKenzie stands at the forefront of the next generation of horror writers." -Bentley Little, Stoker Award winning author of "The Summoning," "The Store," and "The Haunted" "Edward Lee fans are going to dig "All You Can Eat!" My advice? Devour this in one sitting, before it eats you!" - J. F. Gonzalez, Author of "Survivor" and the co-author of the Clickers series. Deep is Texas there is a Chinese restaurant that harbors a secret. Its food is delicious and the secret ingredient ensures that once you have one bite you'll never be able to stop. But when the food runs out and the customers turn to cannibalism, the kitchen staff must take up arms against these obese people-eaters or else be next on the menu!

Author : Neffew Moses
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781544259154
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tha Holy Bibizzle written by Neffew Moses and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-11 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle. The Bible re-written in gangsta slang. Educate urself by readin up on tha stories from Tha Holy Bibizzle. Includin but not limited 2: life n crucifizzle of Jizzle, Adam n Eve in tha weed garden of Eden, creation of tha heavens n tha ghetto, Tower of Babel n mo. Includes 2 books of old testizzle - Genesizzle n Exodizzle n 1 of new testizzle - Tha Dope News Accordin 2 Matthew. Contains strong language.

Author : Carlton Mellick
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780972959827
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Baby Jesus Butt Plug written by Carlton Mellick and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This tale of office drones and disposable clones is a splatterpunk odyssey, a cautionary tale of corporate omnipotence, and a possible blueprint of the future of the nuclear family."--Back cover.

Author : Kevin L. Donihe
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781933929705
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book House of Houses written by Kevin L. Donihe and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There once was an odd reclusive little man who was in love with his house. He loved this house not in the way that normal people love their homes. His was a more intimate love, like the love between two humans. He loved his house so much that he asked it to marry him, and he believed that his house happily relied with a yes. Unfortunately, their love was to be torn apart the day before their wedding, on the day of the great house holocaust. It was as if they killed themselves, and took many of the occupants with them. Distraught and despairing over the death of his fiancée, this man must go on a quest to find out what happened to his beloved home--Publisher's description.

Author : Cameron Pierce
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781936383085
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island written by Cameron Pierce and published by . This book was released on 2010-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A demented fairy tale about a pickle, a pancake, and the apocalypse. It is Gaston Glew's sixteenth Sad Day - the sixteenth anniversary of the saddest day of his life: his day of birth - and his parents have just committed suicide. Fed up with the sadness of Pickled Planet, Gaston Glew builds a rocket ship and blasts off into outer space, hoping to escape his briny fate. Meanwhile, on Pancake Island, Fanny Fod, the most beautiful pancake girl in the world, nurses a secret sadness as she guards the origin of all happiness: the mysterious Cuddlywumpus. When Gaston's rocket ship crash-lands in the sea of maple syrup that surrounds Pancake Island, nothing will ever be the same for him, or for Fanny Fod. Captain Pickle says: "Unchain yourself from this briny fate, oh pickled prisoner, and read Cameron Pierce's The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island: A Tragedy for People Who Eat Food!"