Animal Jokes Riddles And One Liners For The Fun Loving Pet Parent

Author : Judy Helm Wright
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781515315537
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent written by Judy Helm Wright and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-08-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." Roger Caras Animal Human Connection. We love our pets and our pets love us. Whether we have a dog, cat, rabbit, horse, frog, turtle or gold fish they are our best friends. They love us unconditionally and understand us when no one else in the world will. Sure our pets make us happy. And when people are happy they laugh. They really love to laugh at clean, corny and funny jokes about their favorite animal. So, whether you are sharing these jokes with an audience at the Rotary Club, your grandkids in the car, or just with your pet--read away. Laugh, groan or roll your eyes but enjoy and share the "Animal Jokes, Riddles & One-liners" found here. Be sure to share your favorite pet story with us at www.ILovePetStories.com We can't wait to hear what a wonderful friend your pet is. Here are a few to start you giggling.... Q. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? A. Because if they had four doors they would have to be called a chicken sedan! Q. Why is your Cocker Spaniel staring at me like that? A. Might be cause you are eating out of his dish! Q. If there are two flies in a Montana kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy? A. It is the one on the range. Q. Can you name four members of the cat family? A. Sure, Mama cat, Daddy cat and their two kittens. Q. Why are clouds like people riding horses? A. Because they hold the reins. I know, I know. You probably have a hundred animal jokes to share. So share them! Animals are an instant friendship magnet and connector of other humans and animals. Dog people like to share with dog people and horse people love to swap stories with other horse owners. You can always send them to us at www.ILovePetStories.com and we will share in the blog or in a later book. We will give you credit and even give your pet or animal creative credit if you would like. People who like pets are pleasant to be around. Thanks for hanging around with us for a bit and sharing a chuckle or two. P.S. We really appreciate reviews. It is easy for us writer types to create and publish, but difficult to market and ask for reviews. So, I am going out of my comfort zone since I am in such a happy mood and ask if you will take a few minutes and write a review for this or any of my books you are lucky enough to read. Blessings. P.P.S If you are mourning the loss of a beloved pet, then you will want to join our community of kind, thoughtful people who have respect for all at www.deathofmypet.com When a beloved pet has died, is aging, ill, or will soon pass your feelings of grief can be overwhelming. You don't need to face this alone. Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach is available for personal coaching and guidance, pet tribute books and therapeutic resources for those mourning the loss of a pet companion. Please check out our pet loss support group at www.deathofmypet.com and receive comfort and understanding from other pet families. P.P.S. You will always be glad you did take the steps to join other kindred spirits in Animal Human Connection. Blessings, Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach.

Author : Johnny Riddle
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781970177121
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.28/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids written by Johnny Riddle and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-15 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Animal Jokes! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of animal jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles - 35+ Funny Illustrations - NO profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot. *** Q: Where do a bull and cow take their calves when they go on a holiday? A: The aMOOsement park! *** A man sits down in a movie theater when he sees a penguin walk in, who sits down in the seat next to him. "Are you REALLY a penguin?!" the man asks, surprised. "I am", said the penguin. "What are you doing at this movie?", the man then asked, still perplexed. The penguin replied, "Well, I liked the book." *** Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other animal jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Clean Jokes & Riddles For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest animal jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Author : Johnny Riddle
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781721965694
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles for Kids written by Johnny Riddle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Animal Jokes! Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of animals jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids': In this book, you will find: 100+ Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles 35+ Funny Illustrations No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot! *** Q: Where do a bull and cow take their calves when they go on a holiday? A: The aMOOsement park! *** A man sits down in a movie theater when he sees a penguin walk in, who sits down in the seat next to him. "Are you really a penguin?" the man asks, surprised. "I am", said the penguin. "What are you doing at this movie?", the man then asked. The penguin replied, "Well, I liked the book." *** Buy '101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other animal jokes. Finally, this animal jokes and riddles book also contains a bonus chapter with 11 jokes from one of my other Jokes books. So, are you ready for the funniest animal jokes you have ever come across? PAPERBACK EDITION: Kindle edition for FREE with purchase of paperback! Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button.

Author : Whee Winn
Publisher : Zonderkidz
ISBN 13 : 0310769531
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids written by Whee Winn and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to laugh like a hyena with more than 250 knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters about wildlife, zoos, pets, and the animals that creep, crawl, bark, and meow in your own backyard. It’s great, on-the-go size means you can take Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids to the beach, in the car, on vacation, to camp, and everywhere else you and your backpack go. And its high fun factor at a great low price makes this a go-to gift from parents and grandparents that will have kids busting a gut without breaking the bank. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids: Is a popular joke book for kids ages 6 to 10 Features a collection of over 250 animal related knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and more Is offered at a low price point, making it the perfect gift for birthdays and holidays Is a perfect boredom buster for summer vacation and rainy days Provides kids with hours of clean and hilarious entertainment

Author : Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 035923058X
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.

Author : Christina Weimer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781481286114
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes and Riddles written by Christina Weimer and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a good laugh? Love silly jokes? Love comic funnies? If you think you have heard every animal joke there is... well you may be surprised to learn some more. Enjoy this book and share the jokes with others. There are only clean jokes within these pages. This book is meant to be fun.. Some of the jokes will make you say, "Oh Brother.." However, all jokes are appropriate for all to hear.

Author : Michael J. Pellowski
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402750684
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Wild and Wacky Pet Jokes and Riddles written by Michael J. Pellowski and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of fun and silly jokes and riddles.

Author : Jennifer Hahn
Publisher : Barbour Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781586609955
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes written by Jennifer Hahn and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves to hear a good animal joke--and who better to share a few than the world's first floating zookeeper himself? Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is a brand-new collection of five hundred jokes--categorized by animal--sure to make anyone laugh. From talking dogs to cranky gorillas to chickens that cross the road, Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes is packed with classic, crazy, and/or corny stories, riddles, and one-liners appropriate for any age group. Here is fun you can trust--at the tremendous price of only $2.97!

Author : Cesar Dunbar
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781718664319
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles for Kids written by Cesar Dunbar and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-04 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Cat Jokes! What did the alien say to the cat? Answer: "Take me to your litter!" Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids': In this book, you will find: 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles 35+ Funny Illustratrions This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! DOWNLOAD: '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store! *** Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Claws! *** Q: What is a cat's favorite car? A: a Catillac Buy '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, this cat jokes and riddles book also contains a bonus chapter from my book 'Dog Training 101. So, are you ready for the funniest cat jokes you have ever come across? PAPERBACK EDITION: Kindle edition for FREE with purchase of paperback! Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button.

Author : Cesar Dunbar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952772245
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.49/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids written by Cesar Dunbar and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-18 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Funny Gift for Kids - Make Your Children Laugh With These Hilarious Cat Jokes! What did the alien say to the cat? Answer: "Take me to your litter!" Many kids love cats, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of cat jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Meow-Tastic, Hilarious Cat Jokes & Cat Riddles - 35+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! BUY: '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids'Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: Where do cats go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store! *** Q: Who delivers presents to cats? A: Santa Claws! *** Q: What is a cat's favorite car? A: a Catillac Buy '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest cat jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.