Americas Dumbest Criminals

Author : Daniel Butler
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1418558796
Total Pages : 173 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book America's Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel Butler and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 1995-09-29 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals. WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

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Publisher : Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN 13 : 1418558958
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Dumbest Criminals written by and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Daniel R. Butler
Publisher : Rutledge Hill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781558536739
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Crimes and Misdumbmeanors written by Daniel R. Butler and published by Rutledge Hill Press. This book was released on 1998 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crimes and MisDumbMeanors is the fourth in the highly successful series of books based on the America's Dumbest Criminals™ television series.

Author : Daniel R. Butler
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book America's Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel R. Butler and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Daniel R. Butler
Publisher : Turtleback
ISBN 13 : 9780785729983
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.84/5 ( download)

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Download or read book America's Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel R. Butler and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 1995-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous attempts at crime.

Author : Leland Gregory
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740793543
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stupid American History written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-04-21 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller: Welcome to the land of the free, the home of the brave—and, apparently, the dumb, bizarre, and gullible . . . Did you know that . . . *John Tyler was on his knees playing marbles when he was informed that Benjamin Harrison had died and he was now president of the United States *For reasons still unknown, Texas congressman Thomas Lindsay Blanton, a Presbyterian Sunday school teacher and prohibitionist, inserted dirty words into the Congressional Record in 1921—for which his colleagues officially censured him by a vote of 293-0 *Two US presidents were indentured servants—and one of them ran away and wound up with a $10 reward posted for his capture From Columbus to George W. Bush, the bestselling coauthor of America’s Dumbest Criminals leads us through the many mythconceptions of our nation’s history in this lively book, exposing lots of entertaining moments of idiocy and inanity along the time line.

Author : National Geographic
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1426308612
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Weird But True! written by National Geographic and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear the one about the crook who broke into a vending machine and then left a trail of cheese curls all the way to his hideout? Or the burglar who left his wallet in an apartment he robbed, and actually went back to get it? Based on the Stupid criminals busted! column in National Geographic kids magazine, this collection of stories about stupid criminals and the ridiculous ways they give themselves away is illustrated with collage art and sprinkled with more than 150 weird-but-true facts about crime.

Author : Daniel R. Butler
Publisher : Rutledge Hill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781558537729
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book These Aren't My Pants written by Daniel R. Butler and published by Rutledge Hill Press. This book was released on 1999 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of nearly 300 of the dumbest stories from the four bestselling "America's Dumbest Criminals" books, along with 40 all-new stories in one handy oversized edition. Illustrations.

Author : Leland Gregory
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 144943598X
Total Pages : 462 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stupid Sports written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2013-06-18 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From political pandering and clunky criminals to historical hiccups, the jokes, wacky anecdotes, and inane quotes in Leland Gregory’s Stupid-themed anthologies showcase the best of human nature at its worst. In Stupid Sports, Leland now presents more than 200 sports-related idiotic moments featuring stupid sports laws and regulations, quotes, and athlete interactions with the law, fellow teammates, celebrities, and more, such as: “This could ruin my career.” —Darryl Strawberry to Tampa, Florida, police officers after being arrested for solicitation of prostitution and possession of cocaine on April 15, 1999. Featherweight boxer Richard Procter jumped into the ring at the World Sporting Club in London on July 11, 2004, and tossed off his robe to thunderous applause—only to realize he had forgotten his shorts. Fred Lorz finished first in the marathon in the Summer Olympics of 1904. Just before he was handed the gold medal, it was discovered that a car drove him 11 miles of the race.“Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!” —Jerry Coleman, Padres broadcast announcer

Author : Jack Kirchhoff
Publisher : HarperCollins Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9781443459594
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Dumbest Criminals written by Jack Kirchhoff and published by HarperCollins Publishers. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two men in England photographed each other stealing thousands of dollars from gambling machines. An armed man successfully robbed a pharmacy and was captured after he boasted about it on social media. A burglar spent some time cleaning the house he was robbing, and even restocked some groceries, before he was discovered fast asleep in the homeowner’s bed. (“He did burn an old saucepan, but that happens!” reported the homeowner.) Two drunken louts stole a penguin from an aquarium and tried to release him into a canal when they were sober (he was returned to the polar enclosure, unharmed). Another man attempted to hold up a bank using a cucumber as a weapon. Two fellows tried to rob a bar where the town’s police department was holding a retirement party for one of its members. For every Moriarty, there are a thousand stupid criminals who get caught in the act, or who boast about their success on social media, or whose acts are so outrageous that the police have little difficulty tracking them down. Throughout history, these criminals have been easily captured, and have sometimes even died during an ill-fated escape. New criminals are apprehended every day thanks to their own genius, their exploits captured on YouTube and Instagram. Veteran reporter Jack Kirchhoff has recorded more than one hundred of the most ridiculous, absurd and bizarre crimes that have landed on the police blotter in recent years. Hilarious and outrageous, this book will make you shake your head and perhaps second-guess your own plans to commit petty larceny.