All Hat No Horse

Author : Willy Clement
Publisher : Argenta Press
ISBN 13 : 9780986654664
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.63/5 ( download)

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Download or read book All Hat, No Horse written by Willy Clement and published by Argenta Press. This book was released on 2012-10-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howdy pard'ner! You might think us cowboys to be serious folk, but after a hard day's work there ain't nothin' better than relaxin' by the fire with a sarsaparilla and havin' a good laugh. And believe me when I tell you a cowboy could tell you a million stories that would have you splitting your sides. I took some time to scribble some of them jokes down for y'all, and I hope you enjoy them. Some of 'em are even true! Like the time this young whipper snapper was twirlin' his gun about and flappin' his chin about how tough he was and that if that famous outlaw was right beside him now he would shoot him dead between the eyes. Well, wouldn't you know it, that tough, old outlaw happened to show up, and that little greenhorn dang near peed his pants. If you like that, I got way more fer ya! If 'n there's one thing we cowboys love to talk about and have plenty to say on, it's the critters. We probably spend more time around them beasts than people. Horses especially, and they can impart wisdom to your life. Ya know what? A horse ain't trying to be polite when he comes to a fence and allows you to go over first! And when we ain't got no more stories, the classic one-liner always keeps us laughing. Try these: What's the nearest thing to silver? The Lone Ranger's bum. Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle on? In case he caught any nightMARES! And my favorite (cause it's true): What's the last thing you hear before a cowboy dies? "Hey y'all! Watch this!"

Author : Brad Smith
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company
ISBN 13 : 146685555X
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book All Hat written by Brad Smith and published by Henry Holt and Company. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A novel about hope, redemption, and getting even, not necessarily in that order Just out of prison for attacking the man who assaulted his sister, Ray Dokes heads back to the small Canadian town where he was raised. Vowing to lie low, he moves in with Pete Culpepper, a Texas cowboy who has always been a grounding influence on Ray, but whose debts are growing faster than his corn. Between roofing houses and watching Pete's nine-year-old gelding at the races, Ray soon crosses paths with just about everyone in town, including Pete's new jockey, Chrissie, a tough young woman whose ease with horses is equaled only by her mistrust of people, and Ray's former lover Etta, who views him with more skepticism than ever. Then there are the hired hands of the Stanton Stables: Dean, a wise guy who embodies the phrase "all hat and no cattle," and his sidekick, Paulie, a simple-hearted man who has a way with animals. And last but not least, there's Sonny Stanton, the vicious, violent, and spoiled heir of his father's electronics fortune-and the man Ray spent two years in jail for nearly killing. When the opportunity arises to con Sonny out of some ill-gained wealth-and protect themselves and their homes in the process-everyone's willing to band together and take a gamble. Surprisingly poignant yet laugh-out-loud funny, All Hat tells a classic story of little guys fighting big guys and reaffirming the meaning of honesty and friendship-and second chances-in the process.

Author : William Reynolds
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 9781423618331
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Cowboy Hat Book written by William Reynolds and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 1995 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revised to include presidential hats, new celebrity hats, and a fully updated resource listing of custom hatters. The Cowboy Hat Book features an impressive array of cowboy hats, showcasing the wide variety of styles, colors, and fabrics used to create the cowboy hat, now a symbol of America and western culture that is recognized all over the world. Beginning with a brief history of the cowboy hat, the authors go on to explain the building of the perfect hat, its care and feeding, hat etiquette, hat hair, and more. Beautiful photos of real cowboys and movie cowboys sporting their trademark hats illustrate how creases, brims, shapes, and trims are unique to the individual who wears each hat. The Cowboy Hat Book celebrates the history and importance of this unique piece of clothing that hasn't fundamentally changed in more than 100 years. Ritch Rand's family has been making handcrafted hats for over twenty years. His hats have rested on dozen's of famous heads-from presidents to kings and heads of state to movie stars. He lives in Billings, Montana. William Reynolds is president and CEO of the marketing, PR, and advertising agency Banning Company, Inc. The company has a special division that services the western and equine industries. He lives in Malibu, California.

Author : Ahri's Printing Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781097612444
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.49/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Be All Hat & No Horse written by Ahri's Printing Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-09 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 6" x 9" journal with 120 lined blank pages makes a beautiful gift for any cowboys on birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, Christmas, any other gift giving celebration. It is also great as a stocking filler or a quality "Secret Santa" present for under 10 dollars and makes a great alternative to a card. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Lined paper with date line on each page Blank book Soft glossy cover 6 x 9 inches 120 pages Grab this amazing journal gift now!

Author : Bonnie Worth
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0593126637
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book If I Ran the Horse Show written by Bonnie Worth and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calling all young equestrians and Cat (in the Hat) fanciers! In this latest installment of the Cat in the Hat's Learning Library, the Cat introduces Sally and Nick—and beginning readers—to all things horsey. At his Super-Tremendous-Stupendous Horse Show, the Cat explains how horses and people have worked together since ancient times; the difference between fillies, foals, yearlings, mares, colts, dams, sires, and stallions; horse anatomy from nose to tail; the work of a farrier, Western vs English riding; and much, much more—including fun facts about 13 of the most popular horse breeds! Fans of the new PBS Kids preschool science show the Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That! (which is based on The Cat in the Hat's Learning Library) will whinny with glee over this new addition to the series!

Author : Jack C. Lewis
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
ISBN 13 : 1461731089
Total Pages : 294 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book White Horse, Black Hat written by Jack C. Lewis and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2002-10-16 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the silent era into the early days of television, hundreds of small production companies turned out low-budget films that were played as second features in this country and abroad. As might be expected, a high percentage of these films were Westerns. The people who made these films—producers, directors, writers, actors, and technicians—inhabited what came to be known as Poverty Row, eking out a living doing a job they loved. Author C. Jack Lewis spent 25 years in this world of low-budget Westerns, and here he portrays the human side of the industry through the many people with whom he came into contact as he worked his way from film to film. Highly personal, filled with rare glimpses of a life that lives only in the memory of a few, this narrative is a nostalgic memoir of a bygone time, of those who shared life on Poverty Row—and of the hard work, failures, successes, and dreams made or broken. Liberal use of photos helps readers identify the faces they have seen on their television screens in the reruns of these pictures still making the rounds. A must-read for students of film and popular culture—great for fans of Westerns as well.

Author : Texas Bix Bender
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 9781586851910
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hats and the Cowboys Who Wear Them written by Texas Bix Bender and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2002 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: $6.95 paper · 1-58685-191-8 4˘ x 6 ◊ in, 96 pp, Line Illustrations Throughout, Rights: W, Western Humor A western humor classic is back! Hats & the Cowboys Who Wear Them, by celebrated western humorist Texas Bix Bender, reveals in hilarious detail the personality profiles of the cowfolk underneath their hats. In fact, Bender cautions, choosing a cowboy hat should be done with much care because it tells just exactly who you are. The manwho wears a Cattleman's style, for instance, "likes to sing in the shower, in his truck and under women's balconies. He hopes to get a recordin' contract. After all, George Strait wears a Cattleman, and look what it did for him." Bender covers forty other traditional cowboy hat designs, imparting similar jewels of western-tinged wisdom for each. He also takes care to rope in all the trimmings, addressing hatbands, feathers, and the dangers of "hat hair" in this laugh-out-loud little book. Revised with all-new illustrations, Hats & the Cowboys Who Wear Them is one more uproarious volume from a sure-selling humorist. Texas Bix Bender is the author of Gibbs Smith, Publisher's "Don't Squat . . ." series of books. Now a million-selling author, he has worked as a writer for television. He lives just outside Nashville, Tennessee.

Author : Ahri's Printing Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781097612215
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.1X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Be All Hat & No Cattle written by Ahri's Printing Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-09 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 6" x 9" journal with 120 lined blank pages makes a beautiful gift for any cowboys on birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, Christmas, any other gift giving celebration. It is also great as a stocking filler or a quality "Secret Santa" present for under 10 dollars and makes a great alternative to a card. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Lined paper with date line on each page Blank book Soft glossy cover 6 x 9 inches 120 pages Grab this amazing journal gift now!

Author : Cormac McCarthy
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0679744398
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book All the Pretty Horses written by Cormac McCarthy and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1993-06-29 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BOOK AWARD WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • The first volume in the Border Trilogy, from the bestselling author of The Passenger and the Pulitzer Prize–winning novel The Road All the Pretty Horses is the tale of John Grady Cole, who at sixteen finds himself at the end of a long line of Texas ranchers, cut off from the only life he has ever imagined for himself. With two companions, he sets off for Mexico on a sometimes idyllic, sometimes comic journey to a place where dreams are paid for in blood. Look for Cormac McCarthy's latest novels, The Passenger and Stella Maris.

Author : Rebecca Janni
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525421645
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Every Cowgirl Needs a Horse written by Rebecca Janni and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Every Cowgirl Needs a Horse, Nellie Sue does everything with a western flair. Whether it is cleaning up the animal sty (picking up her stuffed animals) or rounding up cattle (getting the neighborhood kids together for her birthday party), she does it like a true cowgirl. All she really needs is a horse. So when Dad announces at her birthday party, “I got a horse right here for you,” Nellie Sue is excited. But when her horse turns out to be her first bicycle, it will take an imagination as big as Texas to help save the day. Activities for Every Cowgirl Needs a Horse by Rebecca Janni