501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occasions

Author : Franklin Dohanyos
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ISBN 13 : 9780806521558
Total Pages : 0 pages
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Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes for (almost) All Occasions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Author : Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0806536500
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2001-02-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Author : Franklin Dohanyos
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ISBN 13 : 9781567315998
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by . This book was released on 2004-04-05 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Author : Sheila Stewart
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories, & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Powers Moulton
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 506 pages
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Download or read book 2500 Jokes for All Occasions written by Powers Moulton and published by . This book was released on 1942 with total page 506 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Rose Arny
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 954 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Forthcoming Books written by Rose Arny and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 954 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Team Golfwell
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ISBN 13 : 9780473557461
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book For the Golfer Who Has Everything written by Team Golfwell and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510744762
Total Pages : 160 pages
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Download or read book Golf's Best Excuses written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.