39 Ways To Torment Your Cat Funny In Any Language

Author : Katz B. Hyden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781478743712
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 39 Ways to Torment Your Cat: Funny in Any Language written by Katz B. Hyden and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-18 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caution: Keep this book away from any cartoon mice living in your house! Married the day after Christmas in 1986, the company I was working for went out of business while I was away on my Honeymoon. This left me unemployed for a few months. During this time, I was left alone ALL day with my new wife's cat of old-PATRICK. My new "Red- Headed Step-Cat" Patrick, was the jealous type, he never even liked it when I was there to visit, let alone being there day in and day out. The cat's continuous antics almost led our marriage down the path of destruction. I would have to wear knee high boots around the house to protect my feet from this menace. Thoughts of how to cure this feline of his constantly wanting to amputate my toes and shred my shins were racing through my mind. My employed wife would go off to work every morning and return home only to ask how my day went with Patrick. Hurting Patrick would have been grounds for divorce-so I started writing down one thing every day that I "Wanted" to do to the cat and gave it to my wife when she got home from work. She and I would then laugh about them over dinner! By writing these torments down, I never hurt my cat. By you reading them, maybe you won't hurt yours either. If you like Tom and Jerry & Itchy and Scratchy, you will LOVE this Tongue-In-Cheek-Farce! No cats, including Patrick, were harmed during the writing of this book... ...In Fact, Millions of Cats have been saved by the reading of this book! Funny in any Language!!

Author : Paulette Cooper
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0898159520
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know written by Paulette Cooper and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 1997 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of "277 Secrets Your Dog Wants You to Know" (20,000 copies in print) bring readers a purrfectly bewitching "cat-alog" of unusual and useful information about cats.

Author : Remy Lai
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781760651626
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pie in the Sky written by Remy Lai and published by . This book was released on 2019-06 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Deafo meets Inside Out and Back Again in this funny, emotional illustrated middle-grade debut about immigrating to Australia, being upstaged by an annoying little brother, baking cakes and overcoming loss. When Jingwen moves to Australia, he feels like he's landed on Mars. Making friends is impossible, since he doesn't speak English, and he's stuck looking after his little brother Yanghao. But Jingwen knows how to make everything better. If he can just make all of the cakes on the menu of the bakery his father had planned to open-and complete the dream he didn't have time to finish-then everything will be okay. Sure, he'll have to break his mother's most important rule about not using the oven when she's at work, keep his little brother from spilling his secret, and brush up on his baking skills, but some things are worth the risk. In her debut novel, Remy Lai captures with humour and heart, what it means to want desperately to belong and just how powerful one wish can be.

Author : Robert Daphne
Publisher : Dolphin Books
ISBN 13 : 9780385246484
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.8X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Kill Your Girlfriend's Cat written by Robert Daphne and published by Dolphin Books. This book was released on 1988 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Paul Magrs
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698161262
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Story of Fester Cat written by Paul Magrs and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I always knew that the rest of my story is gonna be a good one. I don’t know how I knew that, but I always did. Ungow! I am Fester the cat. Welcome to my book, everyone! From when he first ambled into Paul Magrs’s yard—skinny, covered in flea bites, and missing all but one and a half teeth—Fester knew he’d found his family. Paul and his partner, Jeremy, thought it was the ragged black-and-white stray, tired from a rough life on the streets, who was in desperate need of support. But clever Fester knew better. He understood that it was his newfound owners who needed the help. Over the course of seven years, the feisty feline turned the quaint Manchester house into a loving home. Through his fierce spirit, strong will, and calming energy, Fester taught Paul and Jeremy how to listen and breathe, how to appreciate the joys of simply sitting and singing (what Fester’s purrs sounded like to his silly humans), and how to find joy and contentment in life, even when dealing with hardship. This is the true story of an extraordinary little cat whose gentle charm and trusting soul turned two young men into a family.

Author : Jackson Galaxy
Publisher : TarcherPerigee
ISBN 13 : 0399163808
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cat Daddy written by Jackson Galaxy and published by TarcherPerigee. This book was released on 2013-05-02 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat behaviorist and star of Animal Planet's hit television show "My Cat from Hell," Galaxy, a.k.a. "Cat Daddy," isn't what readers might expect for a cat expert. Yet his ability to connect with even the most troubled felines--not to mention their owners--is awe-inspiring.

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 904 pages
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Author : the Cat Sparkle
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 144050735X
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.59/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dear Sparkle written by the Cat Sparkle and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-07-18 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sage advice straight from the mouth of the world’s most pointed puss! --My human is moving in with her boyfriend, so we’ll have to leave our apartment and my perfect birdwatching perch. I need to know how to get rid of him! --Our ?pet sitter? smells weird. Is there any way to make her less stinky? --My humans like to sleep when it’s obviously the best time to play! Have any ideas for how to wake them up? Face it, felines, your humans can’t help you untangle your problems--especially when they’re usually the ones driving you crazy! Never fear, the world’s foremost feline authority Sparkle the Cat is here to solve all of your kitty conundrums. Sparkle can relate to you and your furry friends and offers insight laced with tough love. With 70 Q&As, ?Sparkle Says? sidebars, and full-color photos throughout, this guide is definitely NOT your usual human-written cat book. Whether you’re a confused kitty who doesn’t understand why you’re supposed to stay off the couch, a cat who’s furious because the new puppy ate your catnip stash, or a freaked-out feral who wants to return to the wild, Sparkle has the wise--and often hilarious--answers for your woes.

Author : Ryan North
Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1302514040
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 2 written by Ryan North and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2019-06-13 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (2015B) #12-21. When Squirrel Girl takes Nancy to visit her parents in Canada, what could possibly go wrong? If you guessed "nothing," guess again! Things get real crazy real quick, resulting in the team-up you've been waiting for: Squirrel Girl and Ant-Man! Back at Empire State University, life returns to its regular routine - until a fistfight breaks out! A big one! And Doreen scores a new Flying Squirrel suit that would render her even more unbeatable, if such a thing were scientifically possible! But will it only make her more desirable to a new villain who wants to mold her into the perfect minion? Plus: As Squirrel Girl heads to the Negative Zone, Koi Boi, Chipmunk Hunk and Brain Drain must keep the city safe! What could go wrong?

Author : Shirley Jackson
Publisher : Lightyear Press
ISBN 13 : 9780899685328
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book We Have Always Lived in the Castle written by Shirley Jackson and published by Lightyear Press. This book was released on 1990 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Merricat Blackwood protects her sister, Constance, from the curiosity and hostility of the villagers after murders occur on the family estate.