301 Original Drop Dead Funny Zombie Jokes

Author : JoJo SanDiego
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978377561
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 301 Original Drop Dead Funny Zombie Jokes written by JoJo SanDiego and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world is crazy about zombies! And who doesn't love a good joke? JoJo SanDeigo and Jerry Corley have created the perfect combination of 301 Original Drop Dead funny zombie jokes. Inspired to write another zombie book after the completion of Mother Ghoul's Zombie Nursery Rhymes, because just like the rest of the world they have gone Zombie Crazy! It's the ultimate clean joke book! Jokes for boys, jokes for girls, jokes for teens, Halloween jokes, and even some jokes for adults.

Author : John Rhea
Publisher : The Undead Institute
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Terrible Zombie Jokes written by John Rhea and published by The Undead Institute. This book was released on with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.

Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781311495150
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 100+ Zombie Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100+ Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween Humor for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.* 100+ funny zombie & Halloween jokes* Excellent for early and beginner readers* Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children* Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud* Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of zombie & Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!HAHA!Q: What kind of candy do zombies dislike?A: Life Savers!LOL!Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?A: Do you want a piece of me!?HAHA!Q: Why did the zombie go to the dentist?A: He wanted to improve his bite!100+ Zombie & Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)You will be rolling on the floor laughing at this MASSIVE collection of 100+ zombie & Halloween jokes for kids. This is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about zombies, monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!

Author : L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535556910
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101+ Zombie Jokes! written by L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-31 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Zombie Jokes in the World! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Funny zombie jokes Great for early and beginning readers Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and halloween humor Excellent for text messages and funny status updates With this collection of funny zombie jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Q: Why was the zombie fired from his job? A: They needed someone more lively! LOL Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals? A: He was very DEADicated! HAHA Q: What time do zombies wake up? A: Ate o'clock! LOL Q: When does a zombie sleep? A: When he's dead tired! LOL Funny Jokes Club The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, silly jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Author : JoJo San Diego
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781548371272
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mother Ghoul's Zombie Nursery Rhymes written by JoJo San Diego and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-26 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know Jack and Jill have become zombie hunters? Nursery rhymes have always been a little on the dark side. Now, familiar rhymes get an even darker twist as our characters find themselves in a post zombie apocalyptic world. This morbid collection of well know rhymes, paired with some rather unsettling illustrations, is sure to haunt readers for years to come. It's sure to be a favorite of zombie lovers of all ages! Great scary stories to read around the campfire!

Author : Irone Singleton
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781482786743
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blindsided by the Walking Dead written by Irone Singleton and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-03-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are 34 brief but meaty chapters ... the last six will really sate the hunger of diehard "Walking Dead" fans. ~ Mekeisha Madden Toby, MSN ReviewsOn the streets of Atlanta, the fight to survive is a daily battle. From the drug-infested corners of one of the city's worst housing projects, to alleyways filled with ravenous zombies-- Blindsided by the Walking Dead examines one man's battle to overcome the violence, drugs, and crime of the 'hood; starting with a young IronE Singleton determined to succeed despite an abusive mother, an absent father, and the temptations of instant gratification inherent with the thug life. Football and Faith in God become IronE's allies in his quest to escape and help him reach for the lights of the University of Georgia's football field and theater stages. After years of struggle--failed businesses, small roles, and an ill-fated trip to Los Angeles--IronE snags his major breakthrough role, playing the kind of drug-dealing, gun-toting thug he would have become on the streets, in The Blind Side. When he is cast as T-Dog on AMC's international mega-hit "The Walking Dead", IronE examines through art what humanity is about and what it means to truly survive against all odds. Alongside cast mates Michael Rooker, Norman Reedus, Jeffrey DeMunn, and Andrew Lincoln, IronE fought, gagged, and sweat his way into the hearts and minds of millions around the world.

Author : David Wong
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 142995678X
Total Pages : 479 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book John Dies at the End written by David Wong and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-09-29 with total page 479 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jon Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions. Now a Major Motion Picture. "[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglass Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement." —Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.

Author : James Ponti
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442441291
Total Pages : 279 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dead City written by James Ponti and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seventh-grader Molly has always been an outsider, even at New York City's elite Metropolitan Institute of Science and Technology, but that changes when she is recruited to join the Omegas, a secret group that polices and protects zombies.

Author : Will McIntosh
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1405522658
Total Pages : 239 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Soft Apocalypse written by Will McIntosh and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-12-06 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've always imagined the world coming to an end in spectacular, explosive fashion. But what if - instead - humanity is just destined to slowly crumble? For Jasper and his nomadic tribe, their former life as middle-class Americans seems like a distant memory. Their world took a turn for the worse - and then never got better. Resources are running out, jobs keep getting scarcer, and the fabric of society is slowly disintegrating . . . . But in the midst of this all, Jasper's just a guy trying to make ends meet, find a nice girl who won't screw him around, and keep his group safe on the violent streets. Soft Apocalypse follows the tribe's struggle to find a place for themselves and their children in the dangerous new place their world has become.

Author : Julia Alvarez
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 1616200995
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book In the Time of the Butterflies written by Julia Alvarez and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2010-01-12 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating its 30th anniversary in 2024, internationally bestselling author and literary icon Julia Alvarez's In the Time of the Butterflies is "beautiful, heartbreaking and alive ... a lyrical work of historical fiction based on the story of the Mirabal sisters, revolutionary heroes who had opposed and fought against Trujillo." (Concepción de León, New York Times) Alvarez’s new novel, The Cemetery of Untold Stories, is coming April 2, 2024. Pre-order now! It is November 25, 1960, and three beautiful sisters have been found near their wrecked Jeep at the bottom of a 150-foot cliff on the north coast of the Dominican Republic. The official state newspaper reports their deaths as accidental. It does not mention that a fourth sister lives. Nor does it explain that the sisters were among the leading opponents of Gen. Rafael Leónidas Trujillo’s dictatorship. It doesn’t have to. Everybody knows of Las Mariposas—the Butterflies. In this extraordinary novel, the voices of all four sisters--Minerva, Patria, María Teresa, and the survivor, Dedé--speak across the decades to tell their own stories, from secret crushes to gunrunning, and to describe the everyday horrors of life under Trujillo’s rule. Through the art and magic of Julia Alvarez’s imagination, the martyred Butterflies live again in this novel of courage and love, and the human costs of political oppression. "Alvarez helped blaze the trail for Latina authors to break into the literary mainstream, with novels like In the Time of the Butterflies and How the García Girls Lost Their Accents winning praise from critics and gracing best-seller lists across the Americas."—Francisco Cantú, The New York Times Book Review "This Julia Alvarez classic is a must-read for anyone of Latinx descent." —Popsugar.com "A gorgeous and sensitive novel . . . A compelling story of courage, patriotism and familial devotion." —People "Shimmering . . . Valuable and necessary." —Los Angeles Times "A magnificent treasure for all cultures and all time.” —St. Petersburg Times "Alvarez does a remarkable job illustrating the ruinous effect the 30-year dictatorship had on the Dominican Republic and the very real human cost it entailed."—Cosmopolitan.com