101 Zombie Jokes

Author : John Rhea
Publisher : The Undead Institute
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Terrible Zombie Jokes written by John Rhea and published by The Undead Institute. This book was released on with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.

Author : L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535556910
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101+ Zombie Jokes! written by L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-31 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Zombie Jokes in the World! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Funny zombie jokes Great for early and beginning readers Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and halloween humor Excellent for text messages and funny status updates With this collection of funny zombie jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Q: Why was the zombie fired from his job? A: They needed someone more lively! LOL Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals? A: He was very DEADicated! HAHA Q: What time do zombies wake up? A: Ate o'clock! LOL Q: When does a zombie sleep? A: When he's dead tired! LOL Funny Jokes Club The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, silly jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Author : Peter Crumpton
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Best Zombie Jokes For Kids 2 written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-07-07 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Zombie Jokes For Kids 2

Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781311495150
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 100+ Zombie Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100+ Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween Humor for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.* 100+ funny zombie & Halloween jokes* Excellent for early and beginner readers* Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children* Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud* Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of zombie & Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!HAHA!Q: What kind of candy do zombies dislike?A: Life Savers!LOL!Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?A: Do you want a piece of me!?HAHA!Q: Why did the zombie go to the dentist?A: He wanted to improve his bite!100+ Zombie & Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)You will be rolling on the floor laughing at this MASSIVE collection of 100+ zombie & Halloween jokes for kids. This is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about zombies, monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!

Author : JoJo SanDiego
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978377561
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 301 Original Drop Dead Funny Zombie Jokes written by JoJo SanDiego and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world is crazy about zombies! And who doesn't love a good joke? JoJo SanDeigo and Jerry Corley have created the perfect combination of 301 Original Drop Dead funny zombie jokes. Inspired to write another zombie book after the completion of Mother Ghoul's Zombie Nursery Rhymes, because just like the rest of the world they have gone Zombie Crazy! It's the ultimate clean joke book! Jokes for boys, jokes for girls, jokes for teens, Halloween jokes, and even some jokes for adults.

Author : Alex Gall
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781504332514
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes 101 written by Alex Gall and published by . This book was released on 2016-02-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes 101 is a new and different view of the best jokes and interesting observations on 107 separate topics from accountants to zombies. If you are looking for funny, clean jokes on a specific topic, just select the jokes that best suit your purpose. If you are required to say a few words or give a speech, a well-chosen joke or observation will put your audience in a more receptive mood and make your appearance unforgettable and unique. If you're talking to a group of barbers, try, "I received an expensive comb as a gift. I thanked my girlfriend and said, 'I'll never part with it.'" When speaking to a group of doctors, what can you say? Knowing the current zombie craze, try, "When he told the ladies that he was Doctor Jekyll, they all wanted to Hyde." When speaking about family, try, "Here's a statement that breaks a mother's heart: 'Mommy, I missed the school bus.'" If singing is a topic, try, "My daughter sang a duet with our dog; it was a howling success." That's enough punishment for now. Will you be a hit, the proverbial life of the party, based on your singularly entertaining and informative discussions or speeches using the jokes or observations stolen from this, in all modesty, semibombastic, fantastic material in Jokes 101? PS: I don't know anyone who can do me a bit of good, so no important person has endorsed this book; you'll just have to think positive.

Author : Alex Gall
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1504332539
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes 101 written by Alex Gall and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2016-02-23 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes 101 is a new and different view of the best jokes and interesting observations on 107 separate topics from accountants to zombies. If you are looking for funny, clean jokes on a specific topic, just select the jokes that best suit your purpose. If you are required to say a few words or give a speech, a well-chosen joke or observation will put your audience in a more receptive mood and make your appearance unforgettable and unique. If you’re talking to a group of barbers, try, “I received an expensive comb as a gift. I thanked my girlfriend and said, ‘I’ll never part with it.’” When speaking to a group of doctors, what can you say? Knowing the current zombie craze, try, “When he told the ladies that he was Doctor Jekyll, they all wanted to Hyde.” When speaking about family, try, “Here’s a statement that breaks a mother’s heart: ‘Mommy, I missed the school bus.’” If singing is a topic, try, “My daughter sang a duet with our dog; it was a howling success.” That’s enough punishment for now. Will you be a hit, the proverbial life of the party, based on your singularly entertaining and informative discussions or speeches using the jokes or observations stolen from this, in all modesty, semibombastic, fantastic material in Jokes 101? PS: I don’t know anyone who can do me a bit of good, so no important person has endorsed this book; you’ll just have to think positive.

Author : David Roth
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797216449
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book LOL 101: A Kid's Guide to Writing Jokes written by David Roth and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As seen on THE TODAY SHOW! A 2023 Good Housekeeping Kids Book Award Pick! Want to write your own jokes? This book shows you how! Packed with fun-filled illustrations, easy-to-follow exercises, and sample jokes, this humorous how-to joke book for kids proves that with a little elbow grease, anyone can write jokes that really make people LOL. Covering everything from surprise to wordplay to visual jokes―plus tips on how to perform a joke so it lands―LOL 101 is the approachable and (of course) funny guide for any kid ready to channel their inner comedian. FUN-FILLED ACTIVITY: Never before has a book for kids so clearly distilled joke-writing into such simple—and fun—steps! This book will have kids excited to channel their creativity and silliness into clever jokes that will make friends and family LOL. EASY TO READ: Highly visual and perfect for reluctant readers, this lighthearted guide makes it easy for any kid to start cooking up jokes right away. TONS OF NEW JOKES: This book is packed with joke examples, giving young joke tellers plenty of new material even before they start crafting their own. CONFIDENCE BUILDING: Telling jokes and spreading laughter helps kids make friends, build social skills, and have fun. Writing and telling their own jokes encourages kids to grow their confidence and stretch their creative muscles! GREAT FOR LEARNING: This book naturally introduces subjects like wordplay, contrast, surprise, imagery, storytelling, hyperbole, and even speech and performance. This book is also the perfect classroom tool to get kids learning and laughing. Perfect for: Kids joke book fans and joke-loving children of all ages Young writers and performers Parents and gift-givers seeking activity books for kids who love humor, stand-up, and other comic arts Teachers looking for unique ways to teach creative writing

Author : Cory Herndon
Publisher : Wizards of the Coast
ISBN 13 : 0786957077
Total Pages : 365 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dissension written by Cory Herndon and published by Wizards of the Coast. This book was released on 2010-04-21 with total page 365 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Return to the radically new and intriguing world of Ravnica as a jaded—and ghostly—lieutenant fights to save the city to which he is inextricably bound The streets of Ravnica run red with blood. Guild fights guild and horrifying monsters ravage the city, destroying all who stand in their way. But as Ravnica crumbles, a method emerges from the madness. It becomes clear that the city's chaos was calculated. But by whom? Something must be done. And unfortunately for Agrus Kos, being a member of the undead doesn't mean you don't have a job to do.

Author : Robb Pearlman
Publisher : Universe Publishing(NY)
ISBN 13 : 0789324830
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie written by Robb Pearlman and published by Universe Publishing(NY). This book was released on 2013 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated guide to the best ways to rid society of the undead, this book takes a pop-culture bite out of the trend that just won't die. It doesn't take a lot of braaaaaaaiiiinnnns to recognize that society is feasting on zombie culture. This accessible, affordable, and Gorey-like (and gory) book showcases inventive methods to off everyone's favorite lovable, decaying undead. More sidesplitting than an evisceration, 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie will keep readers laughing throughout the upcoming apocalypse.